11: "I Don't Want To Touch You. You Just Look Sticky."

In this episode we discuss the news which features stories such as a kid being kicked off his track team for having a mohawk to honor his mother with cancer, a man that saves a porcupine baby by giving the dead mother a C-section and Rob Ford's opposition running hilarious anti-Ford billboards all over Toronto. 

We then discuss whether we would rather live in space or under the sea after the apocalypse, would we be Batman or Harry Potter after we became orphans, if we are hopeful for Star Wars 7-9 and if we would live a fast life or a regular life. We also discuss the series end of How I Met Your Mother. 

Phoenix then wraps up the show with Laws Of Life which is about his hatred for lipstick and women's strange desire to look like weird fucking aliens.