25: The New World - 303 - The Absence Of Field

25 - 303 - The Absence Of Field

• Charlotte robot made, is she Clementine?

• Sam Francisco: 15 month pregnant lady tells Charlotte someone bought 15% of stock so they can’t go public - Cerac buyer is black hole

• Caleb goes with Dolores to hospital, cops part of cell phone game - shoutout

• Guy shows up in Hales house and she starts fucking him. Doesn’t even ask if he’s her brother, has son Nathan

• Is William Cerac? He’s a robot?

• Hale must be Teddy. Cleans her up and they fall asleep.

• Caleb captures and tortured. Dolores saves him.

• Hale kills child molester and takes dog

• Caleb’s backstory with his mom leaving him. Incite saved data - takes him to dock and says this is where he kills himself

• Charlotte gets call and says she wants to meet. Drives her to mansion - oh Cerac is Vincent Cassel

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24: The New World - 302 - The Winter Line

301 - Parce Domine

• China map: Dolores takes money and guy hits head on pool

• LA: Caleb talking to Francis on watch

• Hale is ceo, blames Bernard

• Bernard is farmer - self diagnostics

• London: Dolores is Laura dating Liam

• Mantis may kill Liam

• Bernard attacked

• SOA gonna door and dump her. Caleb drops off truck

• SOA robot and shootout - Caleb finds Dolores

• Bernard going to Westworld

• Maeve in WW2

• Who is Cerac? Who is Liam’s dad?

24 - 302 - The Winter Line

• Finished season 2 - 4.16.20

• Started season 3 - 5.4.21

• Maeve and Hector die fighting Nazis.

• China: Bernard arrives at Westworld

• Maeve tries to kill herself, Lee stops her. Mentions Warworld is near forge. How is this place still open?

• Ashley Stubbs tried to kill himself. Is a robot - job to protect Bernard to find Maeve

• Maeve wakes up again. Escapes with Lee to forge. He kisses her and she realizes he’s a robot - simulation

• Bernard and Ash find Maeve missing brain

• Maeve does Rick And Morty trick to freeze simulation

• Park 4 is a dragon world, techs trying to sell robot dragon - Bernard does self evaluation

• Maeve messed with story so all Nazis have maps - hacks robot to break her out

• Maeve wakes up to Vincent Cassel - wants her to kill Dolores

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23: The New World - 301 - Parce Domine

Finally back to this show. I have next to zero memories of what happened in season 2. So obviously let’s now talk about the tech babble season 3.

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22: The Door - 210 - The Passenger

Finally done with season 2. This episode almost gave me an aneurysm and I think I’m either allergic to Mike’s Hard Strawberry Lemonade or my body is reacting to the loss of nearly every character on the show.

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21: The Door - 209 - Vanishing Point

Where is everyone going? Why won’t Ford go away? What the hell is Clementine? Is MIB a robot? Does it matter? It’s good no matter what so I know I don’t care.

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20: The Door - 208 - Kiksuya

I really don't know if I could record a quicker episode than this. After a year of sitting on this episode and it’s over in 10 minutes. You’re welcome. Follow the Indian guy as he and/or Maeve talk to a little girl about possible pasts.

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19: The Door - 207 - Les Ècorchés

No dongs in this episode but plenty of Bernard memories or implanted memories or something? You better not remove both Charlotte and Peter Abernathy from this show. I have a crush on both of those people and I will be bitter. MIB gets shot a bunch and most of the cast is trying to get into Peter just like me.

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18: The Door - 206 - Phase Space

A lot of questions are raised in this review episode. Seriously, how does a robot slicing you with a sword not kill you? I just don't get it. How did the bullets suddenly start working against the guests? I just dont' get it. Oh, in this actual Westworld episode we see Ford again and Maeve sees her daughter not-daughter again.

17: The Door - 205 - Akane No Mai

Why would you go to Shogun World? It seems like a sword is a sword even in the hands of a robot trained not to actually kill humans. Is it a Nerf sword? How do you survive a ninja attack? I just don’t get it.

16: The Door - 204 - The Riddle Of The Sphinx

We find out what happened to Delos. We find a character we haven’t seen since early season 1. We find out who Emily is. We find ourselves and isn’t that the most important thing in life? No? It’s sex with robots? Oh, well you can have that too.

15: The Door - 203 - Virtù e Fortuna

The only thing you need to know about this episode is that Peter Abernathy is back. Celebrate this as a holiday the way it should be.

14: The Door - 202 - Reunion

Watch as the robots go on a rich guy tour around the city. Dolores can play some piano. Logan does future drugs. William leaves his family for himself. Man In Black stores books in walls all over the park. What DOESN'T this episode have?

13: The Door - 201 - Journey Into Night

Finally getting around to season 2 of Westworld. In this episode we see a genecide, Lee's wiener and Phoenix discusses not needing nudity for a show. Seriously.

12: The Maze - 110 - The Bicameral Mind

It all comes to an end here in this episode. Well, not really. In fact, it's all starting at the end of this episode. They have to leave you wanting something for season 2 right? Anyway, we finally find out what's at the end of the maze and it's just.... doesn't really matter. We finally find out what's going on with William and MIB. We finally get finality in a final and closing way, finally.

11: The Maze - 109 - The Well-Tempered Clavier

After over 7 months off, Phoenix is back to finish up season 1 of Westworld. The robots are starting to become self aware, Ford's plans are starting to become aware to us, Dolores is still following voices like an insane person, William is doing everything he can to save the vagina he thinks he loves. Anyway, only 1 more episode of the season and it's all ramping up.

10: The Maze - 108 - Trace Decay

Character 1 does action to Character 2 for reasons. Character 1 then lies to Character 3 about actions. Character 2 reveals truth to Character 3. Character 3 confronts Character 1 about lie. Character 1 admits to lie but lies about reason why they originally lied. Character 3 no longer trusts Character 1. Character 2 has been eavesdropping and is happy with the results, smirks at camera. Credits.

Oh, they're all naked robots. It'll work. Trust me.

9: The Maze - 107 - Trompe L'Oeil

It's been many months since Phoenix has recorded an episode of this show but he's back and ready to finish season 1 of HBO's Westworld. We find out some shit about Bernard in this one. Some but not all. Also, guess what's happening with Maeve? If you guessed waking up over and over to chit-chat with Felix and friend, you're right! Because that's all she does for a long time. 

8: The Maze - 106 - The Adversary

This is the conspiracy episode! It's great except for the obviousness of the big reveals. This episode should have been shorter but Phoenix was in a post-Trump win haze and couldn't speak as quickly as usual. Get toned, Tony.

7: The Maze - 105 - Contrapasso

This might be the best episode of LIW Westworld Review ever. Not just yet but for the foreseeable future too. Phoenix West recorded this at 1 AM, just hours before the 2016 presidential election started. He was drunk. He didn't feel drunk but he sure rambled like he was drunk. Not in an incoherent way but in an awesome way. Anyway, he talks about the wild west town, touches more on William being Man In Black (that's why they milk him wearing a white hat in his introduction), the large black cock of the waiter, Thandie Newton's body, that large black cock on the waiter, the lab assistant and how he will never accomplish anything in life, the weird shot of Dolores' on the train where William and Lawrence disappear and then he briefly touches on the large black cock on the waiter. This episode is just the biggest black cock you've ever heard.

6: The Maze - 104 - Dissonance Theory

In this episode, Phoenix finally talks about the alternate timeline. He stalled as long as he could but it was time to finally talk about it. He reveals that someone told him about it before episode 102 and then ponders if he would have gotten their on his own. Can't be sure... Anyway, this is a good episode with even more Truman Show crossover. This show is officially the best show on TV. Wait, it's not TV...it's HBO.