This is a long one and we apologize. Phoenix went way off topic but also went deeper into the show than he usually does. He ACTUALLY reviewed the episode instead of just making fun of it. He talks about how amazing the show's writing is as far as character-to-character relations are. You actually care about robots. That's some honestly good writing.
4: The Maze - 102 - Chestnut
In this episode, Phoenix talks about a metal band from his high school and their terrible band name change. He also talks about what the Man In Black wants and wonders if he's Agent Smith from The Matrix. Speaking of The Matrix, a little girl plays the Oracle in this show now. So, there's that. Also, the Cubs won the world series last night so Phoenix was celebrating so he's tired and confused a lot in this.
3: The Maze - 101 - The Original
The first episode of a sci-fi show in always great. Where it goes from there is unknown. Just ask Lost. Anyway, in this episode, Phoenix West discusses the recent rush to make television shows out of movies. It's not as bad as when they used to make children's cartoons out of every comedy movie but it's getting confusing. Why Teen Wolf? Anyway, Westworld is awesome and we hope it stays that way.
2: Futureworld movie (1976)
In this episode, Phoenix West discusses the terrible goddamn sequel to Westworld....Futureworld. For some reason they had to completely replace Westworld because of the robot killings but kept Romanworld and Medievalworlds. They were all massacres so why just replace the cheapest one to maintain? Because the original movie was called Westworld, of course! Nonsense. The robots in this sequel are all hyper aware of the fact that they were built to fuck humans. And they LOVE it. And I hated it. The movie that is.
1: Westworld movie (1973)
In this episode, Phoenix West discusses the Westworld movie scene by scene and makes fun of everything that doesn't make sense. This show is like stand-up mixed with a review show. Get used to it. Or not. It doesn't matter. Why can a robot swallow semen but not water? How do you know if you raped a robot or human in this world? Why would women go to this park anyway? So many questions and only long chase sequences to answer them.