I know the meth epidemic has been hard on some folks. I also know that a lot of people don't have the know-how to spot a meth user. So, keeping with my lifelong motif of helping others while insulting specific others at the same time; I've made this chart. These 4 men used to pretty much look the same but time has changed that and now we get to benefit from it finally. Think your child is using meth? This chart will tell you how far along in the process your child is. You're welcome. - Phoenix West
P.S. - By the looks of this scale you could almost argue that the more you use meth, the more successful you will be.