Which do you prefer; Burn, Witch, Burn or Night Of The Eagle? Does it matter? Does it make it so there isn’t 40 solid minutes of running and car chasing that goes nowhere? This movie isn’t bad but it’s way too long.
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Blackface. They did blackface. Then the rest of the story happened.
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The dangerous of J.O. at your work desk, graphically displayed.
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Cats are assholes. What else do you really need to know? Something about a dead wife.
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What happened? VIET-GODDAMN-NAM HAPPENED! Also Wes Craven and George R.R. Martin happened and a man touches himself in front of his furniture wife.
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Remember that scene in Ghostbusters where Ray gets a ghost blowjob? Yeah, imagine that but a drama.
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This episode isn’t a fun watch. It isn’t horrible. It’s just an episode. The Card was better. How’s that?
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This script must have been 8 pages of obvious.
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Women equal bad. Men are not to blame for how they handle their obsessions. It’s all the women-folk’s fault.
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Stab that Wee Baby Hitler. Stab it right in the eyes.
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Phoenix had to fly solo this time but it really didn’t matter. Jessica Simpsons fights some dolls and then becomes one. Spoiler alert for the previous sentence.
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Night Gallery episodes don’t have full stories. They are just ideas that are never fleshed out and thrown on the screen. Try to enjoy. Somehow a ton of you do. I’ll never understand it. A man abuses his child with….making him hunt something. That deserves a death sentence.
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This episode won the TZ Twitter Bracket Poll #3. We are reviewing it. Again. This time with Frank! But no Dick. We’re Dick-less for the night because he’s a 39 year old child-less man at Disney World. Maybe he will pick up a hitch-hiker along the way. Pretty sure he’s flying. A stowaway? Whatever. Let’s do this.
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I loved this. It was creepy and well done. Weird to say that about an episode that was made after the original series but here I am.
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This was the best of the shorts we’ve watched. Maybe. At least it didn’t have a stupid joke written by Jack Laird.
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A talking bobble-head gets a man laid. Oh, and gets everyone in his office to chant to their evil boss played by Shooter McGavin. I mean… he eats pieces of shit for breakfast so fuck that guy right?
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People Screaming: The Movie. This movie plot could have been resolved with a simple phone call. Which it was. Still happened though. Kudos to Frankenheimer and the cast. Rod Serling did what he could and the dialogue was fun but people screaming everything got old.
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Clifton Collins Jr. is a national treasure. This episode is awful. It couldn’t handle its own plot and folded in on itself. It crashed into the wall at the end of the last lap. First and last lap. The homelessman saw none of it. Just give him a dollar and go on your dead way.
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The set up for the Jeepers Creepers movies. It’s only 11 minutes long but has a Damien devil child, aunt swimming incest and Old Man Marley shouting murder plots to an 8 year old boy. It has it all while still being a waste of time.
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Perhaps the best Night Gallery yet? It was only 11 minutes. This does not speak well for the show. Anyway it’s vampires vs. nazis. Enjoy that semi-premise.
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