Remember that episode of the classic series called Dead Man’s Shoes? Yes. It’s that but ladies shoes. Women be shopping. Women love their shoes so much that they even go dumpster diving to get their greedy little feet in these bastards. I guess the moral is don’t kill your wife? Don’t fire your criminal protection maid? Just don’t do anything until we update you on what the lesson should be.
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This feels more like a Jack Laird comedy episode of Night Gallery than TZ1985. Anyway, Super Mario goes back in time to be Shakespeare’s writing bitch. Oh, by the way, Shakespeare is a stealing dick.
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I’m writing this episode description about 11 hours before we start recording. I watched the 3 episodes we are reviewing on the live show and for the life of me I truly cannot remember what this episode is. I watched it less than 20 hours ago and all memory is gone. Profile In Silver…. Profile In Silver…. Nope, nothing. It’s about werewolves? No, I’d remember that. It’s about black and white mug shot photography? No, that sounds interesting. Literally no memory of it.
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Hey, don’t be mad at him. He Fair Warned you. Never trust people who work in pet stores. That clearly must be the takeaway. It’ll lead you to OITNB.
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Those blind folks will do you right. Always trust a musician. Your wife is never cheating on you. Which lesson did you come away with? Me neither.
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Is beauty truly in the eye of the beholder? What if you’re blind? What if you’re a creepy pet store worker whose conscious rats you out? These are questions we also ask in the next 2 follow up episodes. For some reason this was Adam’s favorite episode. Now let us tear it apart in his memory.
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RIP Adam WIlcox. You shall be missed.
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This is an episode of LIW Anthology Series Review that was written by a Twilight Zone writer so why not shove it on this feed? It was awful and should be ashamed of itself.
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WHAT IS THIS??? Why is this show so awful? Who is it for? Why must we be tortured so? A gorilla does nothing until a man attacks him. Or something like that. The point is: gorilla > man.
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Sometimes it takes 13 minutes to get to a punchline. If so your joke set-up better be awesome with lots of twists and turns and weird shit. Not just a woman freaking out to an uninterested man.
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Frances Conroy stars in this original version of both TZ2019’s The Comedian and TZ1985’s Button, Button which happens later in this season. At least it’s short. This one actually could have been longer if they had a little more going on but it’s fine. It’s just fine.
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Guessed this entire episode during the opening scene. Fred Savage, Tom Skerritt, Lukas Haas and Mark-Paul Gosselaar can’t even save this one. It’s not horrible but feels like an episode of Are You Afraid Of The Dark? That wasn’t a question, the show name just has a question mark on it.
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Mrs. Doubtfire is called old and ugly but then a frog makes her young. It’s a classic fairy tale done in typical Night Gallery fashion. Which means it’s boring and overly long. Plus, she ends up greedy like everyone else.
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Well, this time it’s not a vampire. It’s just BASICALLY a vampire. Stealing blood to maintain your immortality is a vampire in my book. Enjoy this movie full of workplace arguments and sweaty men.
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I think we were all expecting a standard police drama about trying to catch Richard Ramirez, The Night Stalker. However that’s clearly not what we got. Nobody seems to give a shit that vampires exist in this world.
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You are supposed to remember this episode as one of the greats. It has a good premise but it’s way too long and has two endings.
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A cursed guitar will curse you. Frank doesn’t understand that concept. To be fair it’s not explained well. Can he play another guitar with the same skill? How did his fingers heal so quickly? How much time is covered in this?
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H.P. Lovecraft has let me down 100% of the time. A woman (for some reason) ignores a thousand red flags while falling in love with a Spanish dude. Wait, that previous sentence wasn’t meant to sound racist. He isn’t giving out red flags because he’s Spanish. He just happens to be Spanish in this story and appears to be a red flag salesman. Wait, that previous sentence wasn’t meant to disparage salesmen…. You know what? Fuck it. It’s just a bad episode about a melting man.
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Welcome to an episode where a man decides who we shun or cancel and expects the rest of the world to just bow to his commands. He is basically the beta debut of Twitter. This episode would never win any of the poll we win but thanks to the NCAA bracket it is the winner. Didn’t want us to redux this episode? Blame the Baylor Bears men’s basketball team then.
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I don’t even know what this is. It’s just…. strange. And pointless. Mostly pointless.
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