53: "This Ice Cream Is Too Frozen. Africa Sucks!"

In this episode, Phoenix discusses his recent trip to Out Of Africa, a zoo north of the city of Phoenix. He saw lions and tigers and bears...no. Not doing it. He did a zipline ride and fucked it up pretty badly. He also saw a show where the performers pretended to be attacked by tigers. They were real dicks. All of it worked because Phoenix kept forgetting that he wasn't really in Africa. 

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