73: "It Will Die In Its Skin Coffin."

Phoenix just started recording while Frank was trying to configure his microphone so this is just a fuck-around episode. They talk about Noel and Liam Gallager from Oasis and how Liam is a piece of shit, The Walking Dead show and how terrible it can be, how the new iOS update on Phoenix's phone makes his phone just randomly start playing podcasts, Frank gives the most confusing iphone tech advice, how much it would suck to get a circumcision as an adult, Phoenix taking mis-leading courses in community college, Frank plays his first minute of podcasting ever compared to a recent one, they both break down what exactly happened during the LIW The Twilight Zone Review recording of Shadow Play, how Frank can't say the word Atlanta but instead replaces it with America and lastly how Frank was attacked by red ants and it caused him to become a naked lunatic. www.LIWstudios.com

72: “Fuck Me with Mike Rowe” Phoenix On “Way Off Topic Radio” 3

Frank asked me to be on Way Off Topic Radio at midnight and we recorded until 3 am so my usual anger and energy wasn't there until the second half of the show. I'm pretty sure Frank was on bath salts and a gerbil named Coffee fell out of his ass which was distracting. Frank tells crazy stories about insane people he grew up with. I tell the story of sneaking away to NYC in high school which resulted in one angry New Yorker's Mercedes being covered in a bag of vomit. It was a long show filled with strange stories and lots of gross conversations. www.LIWstudios.com

To hear Frank's Indy Car podcast, click here: http://reddragonsradio.weebly.com/the-indy-sportscar-podcast.html

71: "Analog Clocks"

Phoenix is writing a book, 100 More Things That Will Burn In Hell which is the appropriately titled sequel to 100 Things That Will Burn In Hell. One of the topics in this upcoming book is analog clocks. He decided to record this podcast while waiting for Frank to get on Skype to start recording LIW The Twilight Zone Review. He doesn't read straight from the book but instead speaks straight from the heart. The episode is ended with a song from Astronautalis titled "The River, The Woods." www.LIWstudios.com

70: "Hand With An Anus. Like A Dirty Hamburger Helper." Phoenix On "Way Off Topic Radio" 2

This might be the longest episode of TINM! ever. Well, hopefully. In this episode, Phoenix joins the Way Off Topic podcast for a second time as they discuss a little bit of everything, including: an in depth look back at the American't process, Tom Hanks fucking Wilson the volleyball (hence the title of this episode, Tomi Lahren and how she looks like she just smelled shit all the time, the Nic Cage classic Trapped In Paradise, Airheads and other pointless shit as well. www.LIWstudios.com

69: "Homelessman Cigarette"

New format, one topic per episode. How much of the episode will Phoenix spend off-topic? Only one way to find out. In this episode, Phoenix details the story of a casual walk to the bank in summer in Phoenix, Arizona. What happened was the stuff of miracles. Or not. It's not really clear.

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68: "The Incredible Negative Man! Returns!"

The title of the show has officially changed...again... Sorry about that. This title is just so much better and fitting with Phoenix's personality. In this, he talks about the title change, upcoming LIW projects including a new scripted sci-fi podcast and books, going to 98 KUPD's Battle Of The Bands and seeing a member of Goth Brooks applying make-up in the bathroom of Copper Blues, going to a man's house for an obscene amount of Christmas lights, the differences between serial killers and murderes and finally how weird Carrie Fisher's death must be for all the nerds that masturbated to her as teenagers. Phoenix then reveals weird feelings from childhood about being attracted to Natalie Portman in Leon: The Professional and then watching the movie as an adult. It gets weird. But not illegal because it's all a bit. Seriously.

Check out that Goth Brooks song played on the show here: Let them know we sent you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6i51bbQU_U

66: "#NoMoreOrange"

This is a weird one. This is technically an episode of American't. I recorded it intending to be a passionate video show about my distaste for Donald Trump but what came out was a sprawling bland video show where I didn't move or look interested. Time to try it again. In the meantime, I didn't want to simply throw this episode away so I decided to post it here instead. Enjoy! - Phoenix West

www.LIWstudios.com

Our other shows:

Video:

American't, Shitty Movie Showdown!, Nic Cage Cast, Hack From The Future

Audio:

The Phoenix West Show!, LIW Movie Review, LIW The Twilight Zone Review, LIW (Fear) The Walking Dead Review, LIW American Horror Story Review, LIW Westworld Review, LIW Improv Theater

65: "Entrepreneur Of A Homeless Enterprise."

This is the religious episode. I got three religious pieces of propaganda pinned to my car window, three days in a row a while back and I'm mad. So, I decided to read them to you and comment on them. One card is the confusing rants of a lunatic homelessman. The other is a fucking novel so I didn't touch it and the third was an amusing anecdote that totally 100% never happened. Also, I probably said 'fuck' more in this episode than any other episode. I apologize if it's not funny but it really pissed me off.

www.LIWstudios.com

Our other shows:

Video:

American't, Shitty Movie Showdown!, Nic Cage Cast, Hack From The Future

Audio:

The Phoenix West Show!, LIW Movie Review, LIW The Twilight Zone Review, LIW (Fear) The Walking Dead Review, LIW American Horror Story Review, LIW Westworld Review, LIW Improv Theater

63: "Why Do We Hate Ourselves?"

Topics of discussion for episode 63 are: recording American't 6 & 7, why do companies still show VHS tapes for training classes?, Colin Kaepernick hysteria, how stupid American pride is, Phoenix did stand-up in a dark hookah lounge, Radio Shack is still around?, election 2016, being banned from Facebook because of American't 7 and how it was similar to being banned from YouTube because of this very show.

www.LIWstudios.com

Our other shows:

Video:

American't, Shitty Movie Showdown!, Nic Cage Cast, Hack From The Future

Audio:

The Phoenix West Show!, LIW Movie Review, LIW The Twilight Zone Review, LIW (Fear) The Walking Dead Review, LIW American Horror Story Review, LIW Westworld Review, LIW Improv Theater

62: "The Chicago Cubs Won The World Series Last Night!"

In this unscheduled, unrehearsed and unscripted episode....well, they're all unrehearsed and unscripted but this one didn't even have bullet point notes....Phoenix talks about how the Cubs won the World Series the night before. He talks about his mixed emotions on the Cubs throughout his life and goes over his favorite teams. The episode isn't as boring as this description is. I promise.

www.LIWstudios.com

Our other shows:

Video:

American't, Shitty Movie Showdown!, Nic Cage Cast, Hack From The Future

Audio:

The Phoenix West Show!, LIW Movie Review, LIW The Twilight Zone Review, LIW (Fear) The Walking Dead Review, LIW American Horror Story Review, LIW Westworld Review, LIW Improv Theater

61: "I Don't Speak Scorpionese. I'm Not From Scorpiovania."

In this episode, Phoenix talks about his 32nd birthday celebration which started with a Millencolin concert, continued with staying 3 or 4 days in a bug infested cabin in the woods/desert and ended with a Local H concert in which he bought a racist shirt. He also quickly talks about Captain America Civil War, kinda. Then tells a story about almost getting in a redneck fight at a bar recently. He wraps up with Shitty Movie Showdown! information.

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Watch American't and share with your friends and optometrist. 

60: "Your Prize Is A Face Full Of Glass."

Phoenix talks about his 6 month YouTube ban being over and how he celebrated by releasing a 25 minute long WWE commentary track for some reason. It also duel purposed as the soft launch for Shitty Movie Showdown!: the next show from Loitering In Wonderland Studios.

He also talks about officially being on IMDb and how much it excites him. Filing for an LLC. And how he found out something about himself after a home invasion: that he COULD murder someone with a hammer if push came to shove. He also talks about a weird moment shooting American't 5: Traffic when a microphone looked like a gun. Fun stuff!

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Stay tuned for Shitty Movie Showdown!

59: "Voting For Trump? Take A Couple Shots Of Drano Beforehand..."

Sorry for the break. Phoenix was busy starting up the video show, American't but he's finally back to talk about aging in the punk scene at a NOFX show, trying to vote in the primaries in Arizona, how you shouldn't vote for Trump and some other shit as well. Enjoy.

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Check out the awesome 15 minute comedy video show American't. Share with your people.

58: "Sometimes Life Sucks..." (Patrick Tracy 1)

We were joined by author/comedian Patrick Tracy who is plugging his new book GEAR'D, a sci-fi series that releases weekly, every Tuesday on Amazon. Phoenix talks about going to the Bulls Vs. Suns game and having to ignore a fight behind him so he could watch a game, his lack of Lego brand toys as a kid, Patrick reads a letter he sent to a book publisher that wasn't favorable, Brent reads news that involves animal cruelty, Psy's new song Daddy and a ton of random shit. Seriously, go get the book, it's a quick read and worthwhile. Go get your free copy of the book here:

http://www.amazon.com/Geard-Rust-Dust-Patrick-Tracy-ebook/dp/B0182YIGTC/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1449021099&sr=8-1&keywords=gear%27d

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57: "The Clouds Form A Giant Middle Finger..."

This is the angriest episode of The Phoenix West Show! to date. It starts off with such joy too because Phoenix is 2 1/2 hours away from finally owning Fallout 4. He talks about his disgust with breaking down to buy an X-Box One, his anger all systems only come with one controller nowadays, he bought a Ghostbusters Ecto-1A plastic model set that intimidates him to no end and probably won't ever be finished, how him and Bri spent an hour and a half watching videos of people falling down and hurting themselves, how he really hopes a man that repeatedly head butted his car window is dead, he goes to great lengths to describe how he hopes they all died, then he talks about how much he hates the woman that recorded her own drunk driving on Periscope before going into how much he hates everyone at concerts that hold their phones over their heads to record videos they won't watch of a concert they already missed despite being there. People suck.

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56: "I'm 31 And I Still Have A Fascination For Balloons."

In this episode, Phoenix explains the sound at the beginning of the show's theme song, the awkwardness of going to a Halloween party at a random church, the worst conversation in the world is when you tell someone you're a comedian and they ask you to tell them a joke, his Halloween costume, drinking beer while walking around during actual Halloween, and a quick LASIK update. 

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55: "Randy Quaid Is A Mythical Creature Now."

In this episode, Phoenix talks about his experience with an Arizona pumpkin patch, the differences between city pumpkin patches and the one he grew up with, how he believed Randy Quaid was hiding out on that particular pumpkin patch, how he might suck a dick or two if they dispense pumpkin spice lattes. He also does an update on his Lasik before talking about Back To The Future II day. He framed the newspaper. It's sad, really.

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54: "Your Eyes Are Ruined..."

Phoenix got LASIK this week and was bombarded with quotations about it. Instead of just reading you information and actual facts on the subject, he decided to just share his experience with the ENTIRE process. Lasers are assholes and shouldn't be feared. Secretaries are bitches. The title of this episode isn't serious so don't think it's a reflection of anything that actually happened. If you have any questions for Phoenix, send them to loiteringinwonderland@gmail.com

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