Go on, tuck that dirty shirt into your jeans. You'll look like you walked out of a Mad Men episode. Your dick will never dry.
79 - 'Every Move You Make' By The Police
This is probably the longest skit on the show. It gets really creepy but that's what happens when YOU BREAK UP WITH ME BETHANY!!! RIP Emily.
78 - Modern Art
Andy Warhol does not equal art. Twisted Metal is a video game and is not art. But the video game is art. It gets confusing.
77. Fe-Male Drivers
Vaginaccident. Clitowreck. Mini-Vulvan-Collision. Pull Ovaries and give the motormenstralcycles some womb to drive! And so on.
76. NASCAR
Cars go vrooom in a circle. Repeat. Repeat the same shitty mistakes. Your life is a shitty full-circle joke.
75. Scooby Doo
This is an interesting episode. It caused a Siri time loop that I still haven't escaped from. Look to LIW+ to see the behind the scenes footage. Homeless Doo and his gang of fuck-ups was apparently a famous cartoon.
74. Dressing Animals
Stop it. Yes, it's cute. Yes, it's stupid. Yes, your animals hate you for it. Stop it.
73. Elvis Impersonators
Sad with your shitty life? Pretend to be someone famous... who was also sad with their life. Continue the sad-cycle. Keep peddling!
72 - Predictability Of Actors
I'm pretty sure Will Smith somehow appeared in the background of one of these episodes and he was showering. He just loves it.
71. Fast Food (Rapes America) Part III
If you're here to fuck around then tune out. This episode is only for those that are serious about their fitness and nutrition regiments. Fast food is a bullet and you're loading your own fat, face gun. You make me sick. Go get health and fitness advice at our website.
70. Fireworks
I say no thank you to boring war on the sky. Just... no thank you.
69. Japanese Tastes
How can a people make such delicious sushi when they are so into used panties? Not just into them but they need vending machines for them for when they are on the go and are used panty-less. It's that big of a necessity that they have to be able to access them at any given moment. Anyway, some of their food is terrifying. Enjoy this if you can. It's used panty-less just like a culture should be.
68. Tabloids
TMZzzzzzzzzzzzz. This was an angry episode.
67. Techno Music
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66. Stephen King Novels & Movies
Write-recycle-repeat-write-recycle-repeatmakesPhoenixadullreader.....
65. Space Movies
Space...the boring frontier. These are the rantings of a star movie hating lunatic. Or they're okay. Either way.
64. Christmas In July
This episode just happens to land exacly one week after the real Christmas and it's driving me insane that if I started this series a week earlier it would have been the official Christmas episode. Fuck it though. I mean... yeah, fuck it.
63. Sesame Street
If your mouth is stapled to the inside of your goddamn mouth and you don't have lips then deaf people can't lip read you. I call bullshit. The only thing they teach on this street is how to skip school to hang out with trash monsters and cookie junkies.
62. Rapper Films With No Rapping In The Film
Steven Seagal ruined it for everyone. EVERYONE. Blame him for my aggression. Also, stop putting rappers in your films unless the film is about rapping. Because obviously.
61. Thinking Is Cheating
Don't you dare think of another web-based comedy series when you're watching this you cheating asshole!