Taken from a bit for The Podcasts Podcast in which we reviewed Creepypasta podcasts. I found them so terrible that I just had to make my own. I should also note that one of the stories involved a man covered in shit so that explains the feces-centric storyline. I will also make this available as a podcast on iTunes called Spooky Spooky Pastacast in which I make fun of Creepypasta stories so that people that are super into Creepypasta accidentially listen to them. The internet is fun.