I haven’t seen this episode yet but I keep thinking it’s The Bride but it’s not. Maybe a bride gets bribed or bribes? Hopefully that will ease the confusion.
37: Tales From The Crypt - 211 - Judy, You're Not Yourself Today
I haven’t seen this episode yet but it’s apparently about a lady named Judy who is not acting like the Judy we all know and love/hate/deal with.
36: Tales From The Crypt - 508 - Well Cooked Hams
The hams are well…..I don’t get the title. Just watch this for Martin Sheen starring as Wes Craven as the Leprechaun.
35: Tales From The Crypt - 409 - King Of The Road
34: Perversions Of Science - 104 - The Exile
Space Hitler to the rescue!
33: Tales From The Crypt - 214 - Lower Berth
32: Tales From The Crypt - 310 - Mournin' Mess
I pregamed at a 5 year old’s birthday party for this and turns out Steven Webber is just as great as we all assume he is. Even when being eaten alive.
31: Tales From The Cryptkeeper - 112 - Grounds For Horror
Don’t be like Bill. Don’t swim with kids that aren’t yours. It’s just weird. Even if it’s your job. Just let them drown instead.
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30: Tales From The Crypt - 501 - Death Of Some Salesman
We were supposed to do an X-Files episode but since Adam is still on the mend we moved Dick’s pick to this week. He chose TFTC because he hates us. At least this episode has multiple Tim Curry’s. Tim Curries? Tim Curri? Should be fun.
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29: Tales From The Cryptkeeper - 110 - Gorilla's Paw
Turns out it’s only different from a monkey’s paw because it grants unlimited wishes? So?
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28: Tales From The Crypt - 711 - Confession
Another solid episode. Eddie Izzard and Ciaran Hinds save this one.
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27: Tales From The Crypt - 605 - Revenge Is The Nuts
Phoenix drew 3 Tales From The Crypt episodes in a row from the bingo hopper. It truly is cursed. This is about blind people. Amazing they didn’t do a pun about that in the title.
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26: Tales From The Crypt - 503 - Forever Ambergris
This is a goop filled episode with plenty of swearing and nudity if you’re into it. Oh, the Tales From The Crypt episode, not the actual podcast. Not sure how there would be nudity on a podcast but I’m sure we will find a way.
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25: Tales From The Cryptkeeper - 210 - Uncle Harry's Horrible House Of Horrors
I agree with Uncle Harry until the very end. Then he loses me. Not a terrible episode of the cartoon at least.
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24: Tales From The Cryptkeeper - 304 - Unpopular Mechanics
I hate this show. It’s official. I used to be kinda surprised by some of the cartoon episodes but it appears to be dead. How does a blender work after being unplugged? How does a plug in tea kettle that you have to also keep on the stove work? Bad.
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23: Tales From The Crypt - 305 - Top Billing
Writing this weeks ahead of time but this is Dick’s pick of his #1 Tales From The Crypt episode. For some reason he thought Jon Lovitz was deserving of the top spot. Is it dogshit? Probably but we shall find out!
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22: Tales From The Crypt - 410 - Maniac At Large
I am writing this summary BEFORE we watch and review the episode. It’s the only John Frankenheimer episode of TFTC and here is my (Phoenix) prediction: it’ll still be terrible. Directing doesn’t matter on this show when the stories are so lame. In 10 hours I will finally find out what the Frankenheimer episode is like and I just know it’s going to bum me out.
Update: we recorded the podcast last night and Adam hated it for some reason. It was okay. Bye Jansen.
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21: Tales From The Crypt - 313 - Spoiled
So…. this show is just awful? Is that what the lesson here is? We’ve done 14 actual made to be TFTC episodes and liked 2 of them. That’s sad as hell. Please defend your love for this show and we will read it on the air. This is a romance episode without romance, murder, nudity or swearing. No thanks. We cared more about he safety of the bunny than any of the people.
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20: Tales From The Crypt - 103 - Dig That Cat... He's Real Gone
Phoenix hits his breaking point with the show after his seemingly eternal optimism tank goes empty. Jansen feels the same way but isn’t as angry. Dick is completely indifferent. Adam somehow liked this episode more than the last episode. This episodes wastes Joey Pants, Robert Wuhl and Richard Donner. I would rather die 9 times with 8 deaths than watch this again.
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19: Tales From The Crypt - 602 - Only Skin Deep
What does adding a K into the title mix really add to an episode? More sex and body hair, apparently. Jansen, Adam & Phoenix talk about this episode plus the latter two gentlemen get introduced to a band by the former. We played 8 seconds of the band as to not get banned. Fun fact, we hung out after the show and watched 30 minutes of drummers playing to get the idea. Final result…beh.
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