Watch as Duck-Fucker Jones sells her face or youth or beauty to a rotten-tooth pawn shop owner for some money. Then she regrets it. Then she kills a guy and tries to buy it back. Stolen jewelry is her collateral and old lady make-up is her reason. Or something? Anyway I can’t believe what the next episode will be…
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So….5 of us watched this movie and tried to talk during it and we probably missed a bunch. Then we dicussed it for way too long and probably missed even more. It is that it is. Join Phoenix, Dick, Jansen, Frank and Adam. It’s about demons. And Knights. And Billy Zane is fun even thought he didn’t show up on the show.
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Phoenix, Dick, Jansen and Adam watch a John Stamos led episode and as a rare occasion they are entertained thoroughly. If you’ve seen An Occurrence At Owl Creek Bridge then ignore that fact and just go along for the ride. The ride is in the back of a limo with a creepy, horny, old lady.
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So a tea will turn you into a werewolf? Okay let’s accept this as fact. Let’s discuss how you probably shouldn’t just take whatever drugs some guys give you in the back of a health food store. Owning a rat named Jekyll therefore makes you Hyde? We don’t get it either.
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We just don’t get his appeal. Judd Nelson brings his homeless friends along. People are eaten. Wives are ignored. Dick, Jansen, Adam and Phoenix are forced to talk about it all. Then they talk about nonsense instead of the episode because nonsense is better.
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Five hosts talk about our fifth episode about paintings. Join Phoenix, Adam, Frank, Jansen and Richard as they discuss 99 & A Long Ass Title. It’s almost good? Right? Something about soap and acid. Skip this one.
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Tim Roth came along to save us from shit episodes of this series. So far we are 2 for 9 of the original series. In this episode we have a 4 person panel with guests Frank, Adam and Jansen to discuss this episode about painting cardboard with brain matter and how you can make a ton of money doing so. Consider that free career advice!
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After over an hour of computer problems we were rewarded for our struggle with this turd of an episode. Imagine if Guy Ritchie made a student film because he loved Tarantino. Imagine a good story told here. Imagine it because it’s the only way you’re getting one. Phoenix, Adam and Frank do their best to describe this turd. SURPRISE she’s gone. Wait, she’s back. SURPRISE there’s blood. Wait no, it’s gone. Aren’t you amazed at the thick plot?
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Our first episode on YouTube and apparently that is our good luck charm because we are amazed to discover a non-terrible episode of TFTC! Seriously. This is our first good episode of the series and we were live to express it.
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Remember Korman’s Kalamity? Welcome back to a drawn version of it. Phoenix is very angry for this one.
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Well, at least this title sets you up for what to expect. Adam and Phoenix watch as Clancy Brown fights or starts a voodoo conspiracy about making apples last years. Voodoo preservatives? Santaria preservation? Who cares. It sucks.
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We just recorded this episode and I already forgot the plot. Oh wait. Psycho. That’s the plot. Enjoy? Frank and Adam join to break down this episode of Psycho.
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Yet another cartoon episode. This time it’s the first one from the 1999 season. A kid lies about monsters eating his homework and then find out monsters have a crack fix for homework that he has to deal with. A real boy who cried monsters.
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I just don’t get the point of the cartoons. This one features a huge asshole with crabs mentally abusing a woman until she snaps. Oh, I guess there’s something about Frankenstein monsters or something but it’s mostly focused on his crabs.
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Don’t get a tattoo otherwise you’ll kill an innocent woman? I guess that’s the lesson here? Or, don’t be a dick lead singer or you’ll have a downfall? It doesn’t add up and the editing is shit. Plus, a CGI dragon will attack you and make you cut off your chest. Beware?!
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Today I’m joined by Etep Wokuian from The Place To Be Reviews to discuss this cartoon episode of Tales From The Cryptkeeper from 1994. It’s the origin story of Poison Ivy like it’s the show Gotham. It flew by and that’s the only good thing I can say about it.
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Today I’m joined by Etep Wokuian from The Place To Be Reviews to discuss this slightly more adult episode of Tales From The Crypt from 1991. John Glover plays a mortician that eats pizza and fills bodies with chicken and wood chips. Oh, and I guess he murders. This is the Super 8 first draft.
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What a way to start off a new podcast. This episode is terrible and makes me regret the decision to review this show. Can’t get any worse right? Watch as a main character doesn’t seem to be involved with the actual episode. Plus, don’t go to the midnight laundromat unless you’re looking to get assaulted right? Right. Joined by Adam Wilcox from Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and Frank from The Indy Sportscar Podcast for this one.
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