We were originally going to record this as an episode of LIWJCR but instead we decided to scrap that show for a bit so this was recorded as an episode of LIW The Twilight Zone Review.
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People Screaming: The Movie. This movie plot could have been resolved with a simple phone call. Which it was. Still happened though. Kudos to Frankenheimer and the cast. Rod Serling did what he could and the dialogue was fun but people screaming everything got old.
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Clifton Collins Jr. is a national treasure. This episode is awful. It couldn’t handle its own plot and folded in on itself. It crashed into the wall at the end of the last lap. First and last lap. The homelessman saw none of it. Just give him a dollar and go on your dead way.
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The set up for the Jeepers Creepers movies. It’s only 11 minutes long but has a Damien devil child, aunt swimming incest and Old Man Marley shouting murder plots to an 8 year old boy. It has it all while still being a waste of time.
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Perhaps the best Night Gallery yet? It was only 11 minutes. This does not speak well for the show. Anyway it’s vampires vs. nazis. Enjoy that semi-premise.
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Don’t be like Bill. Don’t swim with kids that aren’t yours. It’s just weird. Even if it’s your job. Just let them drown instead.
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The epic conclusion to our lists. Nobody cares. These movies make us laugh so hard we almost forget our souls are black.
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We were originally going to do this right after Halloween III but shit got in the way. Adam was supposed to do his list as well but shit happened. Anyway, here is the bottom half of our top 10 comedy film lists.
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*This is the audio from a video show.* Well…. We wanted to make fun of this stupid premise but…. I mean…. How do we continue? Just watch Pig and enjoy it. Now that you’re done how was it? Great, right? How do we have a comedy show about this awesome movie? Well, we tried.
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Remember that episode of the classic series called Dead Man’s Shoes? Yes. It’s that but ladies shoes. Women be shopping. Women love their shoes so much that they even go dumpster diving to get their greedy little feet in these bastards. I guess the moral is don’t kill your wife? Don’t fire your criminal protection maid? Just don’t do anything until we update you on what the lesson should be.
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This feels more like a Jack Laird comedy episode of Night Gallery than TZ1985. Anyway, Super Mario goes back in time to be Shakespeare’s writing bitch. Oh, by the way, Shakespeare is a stealing dick.
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I’m writing this episode description about 11 hours before we start recording. I watched the 3 episodes we are reviewing on the live show and for the life of me I truly cannot remember what this episode is. I watched it less than 20 hours ago and all memory is gone. Profile In Silver…. Profile In Silver…. Nope, nothing. It’s about werewolves? No, I’d remember that. It’s about black and white mug shot photography? No, that sounds interesting. Literally no memory of it.
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This is just the audio from a video show. I asked the group which Cage movies they want to cover and Adam Wilcox chose The Rock. He never got to review it with us but we are here in his honor. Watch in awe as Cage doesn’t swear unless he’s killing someone and Sean Connery smirks at literally everything.
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Adam chose this episode but then we had to put it on hold for several weeks. This should have been episode 59 but Adam had to go and die on us. We talked about it in honor of him and honestly he deserves it. He loved The X-Files and never got to discuss it with us.
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Hey, don’t be mad at him. He Fair Warned you. Never trust people who work in pet stores. That clearly must be the takeaway. It’ll lead you to OITNB.
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Those blind folks will do you right. Always trust a musician. Your wife is never cheating on you. Which lesson did you come away with? Me neither.
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Is beauty truly in the eye of the beholder? What if you’re blind? What if you’re a creepy pet store worker whose conscious rats you out? These are questions we also ask in the next 2 follow up episodes. For some reason this was Adam’s favorite episode. Now let us tear it apart in his memory.
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This movie is a hot mess of awesome/terrible. A tonal mess that somehow keeps you invested and irritated at the same time. Richard Harris is always awesome. John Frankenheimer is mostly awesome. Combine this with comedy and you’re left with a James Bond parody that refuses to admit what it is. Good luck choosing a lane, yourselves.
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Good, solid episode that doesn’t have a satisfactory ending. That’s about it. Oh, Pete steps in shit and drags it inside. We really did like this episode but it didn’t quite meet our incredibly high standards for this show. Still, watch it if you are interested in this show.
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RIP Adam WIlcox. You shall be missed.
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