This is an episode of LIW Anthology Series Review that was written by a Twilight Zone writer so why not shove it on this feed? It was awful and should be ashamed of itself.
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WHAT IS THIS??? Why is this show so awful? Who is it for? Why must we be tortured so? A gorilla does nothing until a man attacks him. Or something like that. The point is: gorilla > man.
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Sometimes it takes 13 minutes to get to a punchline. If so your joke set-up better be awesome with lots of twists and turns and weird shit. Not just a woman freaking out to an uninterested man.
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Frances Conroy stars in this original version of both TZ2019’s The Comedian and TZ1985’s Button, Button which happens later in this season. At least it’s short. This one actually could have been longer if they had a little more going on but it’s fine. It’s just fine.
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It’s part edgy humor meets an independent comedy. Does it work? Does Cage work for us in this movie? Find out in this video. Plus you get to hear Michael Caine talk about camel-toes.
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I love trilogies when the third movie is sued into existence. We ditch Snake for Snow and rescue the president’s daughter in space. It’s what Carpenter wanted for the third one. We get it…..kinda. This is a lame script surrounded by great actors and sets. What’s in the suitcase? Nothing. What’s on the chip? Oh, it doesn’t matter. No sequel so who cares?
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We solved the riddle and it was well worth the time. Phoenix waits until all animals evacuate hospitals. Figure that one out. Good luck. Even we don’t know the answer. Dick loves anchovies sausage sandwiches and bubble and squeak. British jokes. get it?
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Guessed this entire episode during the opening scene. Fred Savage, Tom Skerritt, Lukas Haas and Mark-Paul Gosselaar can’t even save this one. It’s not horrible but feels like an episode of Are You Afraid Of The Dark? That wasn’t a question, the show name just has a question mark on it.
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Mrs. Doubtfire is called old and ugly but then a frog makes her young. It’s a classic fairy tale done in typical Night Gallery fashion. Which means it’s boring and overly long. Plus, she ends up greedy like everyone else.
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We were supposed to do an X-Files episode but since Adam is still on the mend we moved Dick’s pick to this week. He chose TFTC because he hates us. At least this episode has multiple Tim Curry’s. Tim Curries? Tim Curri? Should be fun.
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Well, this time it’s not a vampire. It’s just BASICALLY a vampire. Stealing blood to maintain your immortality is a vampire in my book. Enjoy this movie full of workplace arguments and sweaty men.
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I think we were all expecting a standard police drama about trying to catch Richard Ramirez, The Night Stalker. However that’s clearly not what we got. Nobody seems to give a shit that vampires exist in this world.
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I want to be a horrible asshole for my entire life only to have a movie made where I look awesome and sympathetic. That’s my life goal.
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I had to choose any show I wanted so of course I picked a childhood classic that doesn’t hold up well. This show isn’t scary, it’s just Canadian. I’m writing this before our watch party so I remember a gray kid on a red bicycle. I think it was shiny. I can’t confirm that. Something about a dam. Something about finding a drown kid. Maybe.
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You are supposed to remember this episode as one of the greats. It has a good premise but it’s way too long and has two endings.
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A cursed guitar will curse you. Frank doesn’t understand that concept. To be fair it’s not explained well. Can he play another guitar with the same skill? How did his fingers heal so quickly? How much time is covered in this?
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Why does this episode exist? Who is this for? The story the audience kinda wanted is already over. This is for nothing. Our podcast is now over. Wish it didn’t end on this sour note but we gave it a shot.
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They finally arrive in New Vegas to make their Fallout Stand. EVERYONE GODDAMN DIES.
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They walk. They fall. God is a dick who makes you walk several hundred miles without shoes.
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Every character sucks in this version. Trashcan Man squeals out semi-words. Anyway, some of them die here.
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