This is the full movie commentary for Hired To Kill. To see the review, check out Shitty Movie Showdown! episode 1.

Hired To Kill was an amazing piece of muscle covered shit. It was part awesome movie and bigger part confusing mess. Who is the star of this movie? Peter Dinklage mixed with Matt Damon? Correct. Now that we got that settled, watch his homophobic character kick-ass.... wait... let's be accurate. Watch as he slowly walks around while female models do all the shooting and heavy lifting. He was... hired to kill. And he did not. Spoiler alert. He doesn't kill even though he was hired to do exactly that. What a failure.