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48: Killer Klowns From Outer Space (1988)

April 27, 2021

A childhood favorite has turned into an adulthood favorite. This movie is the perfect blend of stupid and funny. If you haven’t seen this movie then please go do so. You will pleasure yourself after. Or during.

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47: Nic Cage Cast 26 - Between Worlds (2018) (Live)

April 22, 2021

This episode was shot in June of 2020. Now you’re getting it 10 months later. It takes a while to prepare yourself for editing an episode about Between Worlds. This is the first “LIVE” episode of the show. Plenty of visuals so make sure you are checking out the video not just the podcast.

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46: Nic Cage Cast 25 - Bangkok Dangerous (2000) vs. Bangkok Dangerous (2008)

April 19, 2021

Phoenix did a lot of narcotics and drank a lot of whiskey then passed out and missed his birthday. Then was hungover for almost a year but now he’s back to kinda talk about these two movies. One stars Nic Cage. The answer will finally be answered, will adding Nic Cage to any movie make it better?

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45: Nic Cage Cast 24 - Raising Arizona (1987)

May 22, 2020

Raising Arizona is great. What else can you really say about it? Remember that awesome scene that made you laugh really hard? Yeah, me too. (it’s a terrible film and I hate Cage. I hate comedy and I hate the Coen Brothers) It’s just simply a perfect film made by awesome filmmakers. (go away)

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44: Nic Cage Cast 23 - Color Out Of Space (2019) (Black Edition)

May 21, 2020

In this Black Edition of Color Out Of Space, Phoenix talks slightly less about the movie while still going way too into detail. This movie doesn’t deserve to have two episodes about it but here we are.

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43: Nic Cage Cast 22 - Color Out Of Space (2019) (White Edition)

May 21, 2020

In this White Edition of Color Out Of Space review, Phoenix goes way too into detail about the movie. He then did the Black Edition a couple days later to talk about it slightly less.

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42: Nic Cage Cast 21 - The Humanity Bureau (2017)

June 15, 2019

Part Mad Max part X-Men boring parts. Nic Cage is in this movie whose plot is held together with Scotch tape. Cage is basically an IRS agent if taxes were life and death. A world where the ultimate goal is to win the ultimate prize of getting to live in Canada. Seriously, it's Logan-light.

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41: Nic Cage Cast 20 - Cagemated

June 1, 2019

What's the best way to celebrate the 20th episode of Nic Cage Cast? By watching 7 movies at once. All animated. All Cagemated, that is. Phoenix watches A Christmas Carol, G-Force (semi-animated), The Ant Bully, Astro Boy, The Croods, Spider-Man Into The Spider-verse and Teen Titans Go! To The Movies. It was a headache of a viewing experience and you'll get a glimpse of it in this episode. Which animated movie will win? It's Spider-Man but which one gets second place???

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So Long, SMS! And Thanks For All The Shit

May 15, 2019

A collection of every SMS! intro/outro video and poster that have been made over the years. SMS! is now dead and buried. Stay tuned till the ending if you care.

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40: Troy: The Resurrection Of Aeneas (2018) vs. Hell Of The Living Dead (1980)

May 11, 2019

What's worse, ego or stealing? There is an answer and the lessons learned along the way are a scar on the soul of cinema. This was a painful episode to record and is for sure the height of anger in BMB!

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39: Government Shorts 4

May 1, 2019

I learned a lot about myself in this episode. Mostly that I'm a total dick with no friends. I found this out by watching Are You Popular (1947) and The Snob (1958). Sara(h), call me. I will be your... friend.

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38: Nic Cage Cast 19 - The Cotton Club (1984)

April 1, 2019

So many names were butchered in the making of this review. Let's just say it: this movie needed 10 times more Cage. He was barely in this movie and it was a mistake. If you love deafening jazz notes, this is your film.

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37: Nic Cage Cast 18 - Vengeance: A Love Story (2017)

March 1, 2019

Watch this movie knowing that the first 20 minutes is possibly the worst bit of cinema released in quite a while. Then the rape. All the rape. But then after that it becomes a decent movie. Also included is a short documentary: Vengeance: A Love Story: Shadows & Reflections.

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36: Robo Vampire (1988) vs. Doom Asylum (1988)

January 7, 2019

The kidnappers stopped supplying cigarettes and sugar to a kidnapped Phoenix West. To make it worse they forced him into watching Robo Vampire from 1988. A Robocop ripoff made in Hong Kong featuring vampires that hop like bunnies and are fueled by heroin or something? It was confusing. He also watched 1988's Doom Asylum which was about a killer stalking "teenagers" in an abanonded asylum that they are all at for no reason. Which is worse?

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35: Dead Dudes In The House (1989) vs. Dead End Drive-In (1986)

January 2, 2019

An elderly-ghost-zombie-slasher film versus an Australian post-apocalyptic film where vicious gangs terrorize the land. (It's not Mad Max) It's Dead Dudes In The House from 1989 (Not 1991 like it says in the episode numerous times) VERSUS Dead End Drive-In from 1986. It's a shit-show off hosted by a shit show-off.

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34: Nic Cage Cast 17 - Joe (2013) Vs. Mandy (2018)

December 30, 2018

The ping pong balls chose Joe and for once didn't fuck me. Then I forgot I watched it and went to review Mandy. Thus was born the first versus of the NCC series. Which will win? Does it even matter?

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33: Surf Nazis Must Die (1987)

September 10, 2018

A movie in such a slow motion hurry that they forgot to introduce how the hero and villains know each other. Oh, the villains are surfing nazis with the ultimate goal of... surfing more.

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32: Mom And Dad (2017) Redux

September 8, 2018

While recording Loitering In Wonderland episode 75 about Mom And Dad, we talked about the movie for an hour. It was simply too long to release so we took the Cage discussion parts and made it into an BMB! episode. Enjoy your Frankenstein episode of BMB! NCC.

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31: Nic Cage Cast 15 - Guarding Tess (1994)

September 8, 2018

The ping-pong balls are back again and they're angrier than ever. This time they force Phoenix into watching possibly the most boring movie in the Cage cannon: Guarding Tess. A movie in which Cage watches an old lady cut newspaper articles out while they slowly whisper out dialogue about nothing. Then with 20 minutes left of the film they decided to throw in a plot.

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30: Megaforce (1982)

September 6, 2018

FUCKING MEGAFORCE! An action... comedy? Not quite sure on that one but it sure was ambitious. A movie where the main villain is best buds with the main hero and they just hang out in the middle of the movie before getting back to being enemies again. He came.

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My very first book! Full-Circle is a book of poetry. Well, more like song lyrics without songs. Try to find your own rhythm for them because this book has 10 chapters, each with a different story. This PDF is only $5 so why not get it for yourself or a loved/hated ones Kindle or computer. Easy to read on any of your gadgets. (pw01)

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