For our first Christmas special, our kidnappers allowed us to watch Star Wars! Unfortunately for us it was The Star Wars Holiday Special. We dissected almost every sketch and song in this 3 part review. The version we watched was recorded right from TV and had commercials in it so there is even a part 4 where we discuss the commercials and then we show every single commercial with live BMB! commentary alongside. The whole ordeal was unbearable. Phoenix and Brent nearly chose to die rather than finish the ‘movie’….’special’….whatever you call it. Is it worse than the current SMS! winner/loser (Witchery)? Is it really that bad? Find out in this 3-4 part review. (Again, 3 part review and 1 extra commentary episode.)

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2007 - Full-Circle (269 page PHYSICAL book signed with free digital copy) by Phoenix West

$15.00 $25.00

SIGNED! ONLY 2 COPIES LEFT. ONLY 13 EVER PRINTED. My very first book! Full-Circle is a book of poetry. Well, more like song lyrics without songs. Try to find your own rhythm for them because this book has 10 chapters, each with a different story. This PDF is only $5 so why not get it for yourself or a loved/hated ones Kindle or computer. Easy to read on any of your gadgets. (pw01)

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2007 - Full-Circle (273 page digital book) by Phoenix West

$0.99 $5.00

My very first book! Full-Circle is a book of poetry. Well, more like song lyrics without songs. Try to find your own rhythm for them because this book has 10 chapters, each with a different story. This PDF is only $5 so why not get it for yourself or a loved/hated ones Kindle or computer. Easy to read on any of your gadgets. (pw01)

2009 - I, Of The Storm (236 page digital book) by Phoenix West

My very third book! My first novel though! I, Of The Storm is about camera store owner, Carter Denton and how he takes over the Los Angeles crime scene to protect his family. Or so he claims. He takes over the mob in the 1921 but by the time the 1955 arrives he's grown tired of his life as a gangster / filmmaker. This isn't a tale of "one last score before retirement." This isn't a mafia love letter. There is no hero here. Just an aging gangster reliving his not-so-glory days and pondering redemption, if it's at all possible.

2010 - Fairytales From Hell (282 page digital book) by Phoenix West

My very fourth book! The semi-sequel to Full-Circle is now available for digital download! Although this is a semi-sequel, it isn't necessary to read them in order. Another 10 chapters of poems, each with their own story. This one however is more fucked-up than Full-Circle so enjoy! (pw04)