Jack Laird strikes again. This time he takes one of Ocean’s 11 down with him.
57: Night Gallery - 221B - You Can't Get Help Like That Anymore
56: Night Gallery - 204A - A Fear Of Spiders
55: Night Gallery - 215B - The Funeral
54: Night Gallery - 308 - The Other Way Out
In tonight’s episode of Tales From The Crypt, a man is caught in a trap after committing murder. This is why you can’t trust gingers.
53: Night Gallery - 213A - The Messiah On Mott Street
If you’ve been waiting for a return to old men dying in beds while giving sage advice to their doctors…you’re welcome. What was the obsession with doctors doing house calls?
52: Night Gallery - 318 - Witches' Feast
I haven’t looked if this isn’t a Jack Laird episode but it has to be. You can guess the joke halfway through and then just have to sit there listening to annoying rhyming dialogue.
51: Night Gallery - 210A - The Dark Boy
If you can’t guess the “twist” of this episode then you deserve the Night Gallery. The Dark Boy is a real perv.
50: Night Gallery - 201C - The Hand Of Borgus Weems
49: Night Gallery - 316 - Die Now, Pay Later
In this episode we die now and then later we pay. Another Jack Laird episode we have to wait 15 minutes for the punch line.
48: Night Gallery - 204D - The Academy
This was almost an episode. This almost went somewhere. I almost enjoyed it. The Academy will leave you yearning for just a little bit more.
47: Night Gallery - 203B - With Apologies To Mr. Hyde
46: Night Gallery - 102C - The Nature Of The Enemy
Rats on the moon, yo. Enjoy this awful show because apparently a lot of people do. We don’t get it.
45: Night Gallery - 100B - Eyes
The directorial debut of Steven Spielberg did not let us down entirely. We are joined by a virtual simulation of Frank to also share his opinions. Good start to Night Gallery. Unfortunately for us it’s 40+ stories of the show down the line and we already hate the show.
44: Night Gallery - 102A - Room With A View
Something is happening….Night Gallery is starting to get better with time. Horrible luck we had before or are we falling for its spell? Either way it’s super easy to set up a woman to murder your whore wife.
43: Night Gallery - 214A - The Different Ones
Mask In Space! Melted candle wax masks will make you a sexual stud on an alien planet. Lesson learned.
42: Night Gallery - 220A - I'll Never Leave You - Ever
This episode title applies to the memories Night Gallery has drilled into my brain. They won’t go away. This episode was a slog and I wish we didn’t have to talk about it.
41: Night Gallery - 206A - A Question Of Fear
Frank Drebin’s Westworld. Oh, what a ridiculous plot twist there. I mean, at least check the goddamn basement.
40: Night Gallery - 207A - Midnight Never Ends
HInt: it ends in the waste paper basket. Just like his future kids with his weird clingy wife.
