37: Night Gallery - 103A - The House
So she was haunting herself and that bothers her somehow? Hey, you found a loophole to lower your mortgage payment. Take the W and enjoy your post-insanity life.
36: Night Gallery - 220B - There Aren't Any More MacBanes
Imagine the horror…..of being a 53 year old failing at Hogwarts. Must be so embarrassing that you’d summon Zuul to do your killing for you. Oh, plus you’re 4’8”. Maybe it’s best the MacBanes won’t be around to spread their genetic failings.
35: Night Gallery - 209D - Hell's Bells
It was cute watching Gomez dress up as a hippy and use youthful phrases. Oh, the devil is just some sissy painted red. Hell is tourists.
34: Night Gallery - 204C - Marmalade Wine
What the holy shit was this? Was this a test to see how much bullshit we will tolerate as an audience? If so…. nope.
33: Night Gallery - 106A - They're Tearing Down Tim Riley's Bar
32: Night Gallery - 212B - Camera Obscura
This was an episode of Night Gallery we actually enjoyed. What else can you say about it? It’s surrounded by terrible shit.
31: Night Gallery - 205A - The Phantom Farmhouse
Frank joined us late to discuss this sleeping pill of an episode. Seriously…..werewolf ghosts that need an exorcism???? Why?
30: Night Gallery - 222B - Little Girl Lost
Wait, a half-decent episode of Night Gallery? What kind of Twilight Zone world are we living in? Invisible girls will end the world. Lesson learned.
29: Night Gallery - 219A - Deliveries In The Rear
1800’s London is full of people from the middle ages and Pilgrims. It’s all about corpses and it has the pulse of just that.
28: Night Gallery - 202C - Class Of '99
If you’ve seen the movie Class Of 1999 then you already know where this is going. If you’ve seen The Manchurian Candidate then you know where this is going. Basically you know where it’s going and it’s fine.
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27: Night Gallery - 102B - The Little Black Bag
Drunks make great doctors. Lesson learned. Oh, we barely discuss this episode. We discuss random TV shows and movies and then Frank talks forever about Pink Floyd and guitars. Bottom line: Night Gallery isn’t good. Not even a little.
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26: Night Gallery - 217A - The Miracle At Camafeo
What happened at Camfeo was a miracle. A slow, drawn-out miracle we all saw coming. Even the blind boy saw this ending coming and he couldn’t even see how shitty his life was. White men are evil. Exploiting people’s beliefs for your personal gain is evil. Those are just facts. Move along.
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25: Night Gallery - 221A - The Sins Of The Fathers
Someone wrote this on IMDb:
Scared the S**t out of me
Another entry from Season Two. This is really one of the most frightening and uncomfortable things to watch, that has ever been presented on television. Richard Thomas deserves accolades for his performance. The finest work he has ever done. This is one of those--"You have to see it to believe it" episodes. Some of the finest horror that television has ever seen. Nothing I can say can describe this episode. It has never been matched. I dream of seeing "Season Two" again on DVD. Without the "Sixth Sense" episodes that were added for syndication. For they were crap. As I said, this episode Scared the S&%T out of me. I bet it would still.
kbearo-1 - Dec 22, 2006
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24: Night Gallery - 208B - A Matter Of Semantics
Oh, Jack Laird, never change. The master of the drawn out one-liner Night Gallery shorts. The ruiner of all things. He’s Dracula. Get it? Do you get it?
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23: Night Gallery - 208C - Big Surprise
The big surprise that you can guess from the moment a surprise is even talked about. Yes, Night Gallery sure is a classic show that deserves our praise.
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22: Night Gallery - 310 - She'll Be Company For You
Cats are assholes. What else do you really need to know? Something about a dead wife.
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21: Night Gallery - 217B - The Ghost Of Sorworth Place
Remember that scene in Ghostbusters where Ray gets a ghost blowjob? Yeah, imagine that but a drama.
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20: Night Gallery - 218A - The Waiting Room
This script must have been 8 pages of obvious.
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19: Night Gallery - 302 - The Girl With The Hungry Eyes
Women equal bad. Men are not to blame for how they handle their obsessions. It’s all the women-folk’s fault.
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