Making your family shut up will lead to nuclear war. Lesson learned in Wes Craven’s Twilight Zone.
50: To See The Invisible Man (116B)
Kevin Bacon would have violated so many more unsuspecting women than this sad sack did. Also, the noodly music makes this episode super annoying.
49: Many, Many Monkeys (326)
I’ve already seen the movie Blindness. I watched these in the wrong order.
48: Joy Ride (209A)
47: Song Of The Younger World (211A)
Does this episode feature the worst actor in all of The Twilight Zone? And I’m not talking about the punk girl from NOES Dream Warriors.
46: Welcome To Winfield (117A)
Death vs. Old west immortals. Not as exciting as it sounds. Death is an easily manipulated simp.
*The rest of these episodes will be live but will no longer say (Live) in the titles. Just know that going forward.
45: Street Of Shadows (318)
This one is a snooze fest. It has the moral be that robbing and almost murdering a man will lead you to financial and family success. Do with that what you will.
44: The After Hours (204A)
Remember the original? Well this time it has more HORROR which turns out makes it worse. Seriously… what were those mannequins wearing??
43: Aqua Vita (202B)
I mean…. it was an episode. What happens when your girlfriend becomes a water junkie? You just become an unbearable brightness in the universe. Seriously, let her go. Bang one of the Billy Idol ladies.
42: Crazy As A Soup Sandwich (328)
Was this the genesis for the Dick Tracy movie? Regardless this episode is the semi-mafia vs. demonic popcorn and it’s as stupid as it sounds.
41: Dreams For Sale (102B)
Meg Foster stars in this…..episode…..You know what? I don’t know what the hell this was. It was barely anything. It wanted to be something but it was not that thing of some.
40: A Saucer Of Loneliness (201B)
You can’t convince me Shelley Duvall is a real person. She simply isn’t. Her creation itself is a more interesting science fiction storyline than any of the 85 stories.
39: Healer (103A)
I don’t get the moral of the story here. Don’t help people with miracles even if you get selfish? Shouldn’t that part not matter?
38: Toys Of Caliban (205)
37: The Trance (310)
Frank summarizes this episode in 20 seconds and then we don’t touch back on it. Mostly we discuss our memorable Adam moments because it’s his first birthday without him and we care. Join us as we try to joke while choking back emotions. Oh, he’s a fraud in the episode? Who cares?
36: Little Boy Lost (104A)
I haven’t seen this episode yet but the poster I made for this makes it look truly terrifying.
35: The Girl I Married (211B)
Fucking younger people will always result in marital happiness. I think I got the lesson here….
34: Shadow Play (123A)
This is just a copy of a copy of a copy. Everything you’ve seen’s been seen before. However this time in color and with a rope.
33: The Star (113C)
32: Nightsong (203B)
Bob Seger is not happy with this rip-off. Fabio Lundgren is not happy as a skellington.