I mean…. it was an episode. What happens when your girlfriend becomes a water junkie? You just become an unbearable brightness in the universe. Seriously, let her go. Bang one of the Billy Idol ladies.
42: Crazy As A Soup Sandwich (328)
Was this the genesis for the Dick Tracy movie? Regardless this episode is the semi-mafia vs. demonic popcorn and it’s as stupid as it sounds.
41: Dreams For Sale (102B)
Meg Foster stars in this…..episode…..You know what? I don’t know what the hell this was. It was barely anything. It wanted to be something but it was not that thing of some.
40: A Saucer Of Loneliness (201B)
You can’t convince me Shelley Duvall is a real person. She simply isn’t. Her creation itself is a more interesting science fiction storyline than any of the 85 stories.
39: Healer (103A)
I don’t get the moral of the story here. Don’t help people with miracles even if you get selfish? Shouldn’t that part not matter?
38: Toys Of Caliban (205)
37: The Trance (310)
Frank summarizes this episode in 20 seconds and then we don’t touch back on it. Mostly we discuss our memorable Adam moments because it’s his first birthday without him and we care. Join us as we try to joke while choking back emotions. Oh, he’s a fraud in the episode? Who cares?
36: Little Boy Lost (104A)
I haven’t seen this episode yet but the poster I made for this makes it look truly terrifying.
35: The Girl I Married (211B)
Fucking younger people will always result in marital happiness. I think I got the lesson here….
34: Shadow Play (123A)
This is just a copy of a copy of a copy. Everything you’ve seen’s been seen before. However this time in color and with a rope.
33: The Star (113C)
32: Nightsong (203B)
Bob Seger is not happy with this rip-off. Fabio Lundgren is not happy as a skellington.
31: Dream Me A Life (305)
Kick the old lady who keeps ghosts in her mind. This is a Static episode. Old people episodes. This one has some serious acting and pleading not to be involved int he plot of the episode.
30: A Small Talent For War (115B)
To Serve Man a shorter serving of alien invasion during a NATO meeting.
29: The Storyteller (203A)
What in the boring was this? Thank Christ this woman never married with children. Stories will literally keep you immortal.
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28: Need To Know (121A)
We really enjoyed this episode of The X-Files. Sorry, we mean to say episode of The X-Files. Weird. It keeps auto-correcting The X-Files to The X-Files.
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27: A Matter Of Minutes (115C)
Time moves minute by minute despite the fact we didn’t operate that way until fairly recently in a grand sense of things. Whatever, sci-fi is sci-fi. Enjoy this weird one. Seriously, great performance in Pig.
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26: Father & Son Game (330)
Robits and computors are the future. Both are spelled wrong on purpose. Read them in the intended manner. Either way you’re rooting for the ‘villain’ of the episode. Enjoy as this terrible actor reads terrible dialogue terribly.
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25: Special Service (329)
The original version of The Truman Show did not have nearly enough setup. It just starts with revealing the truth without us seeing the man alone for more than a few seconds. It’s good. Definitely one of the best of the 85 series.
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24: The Elevator (116A)
What in the holy hell was this? Why did you do this to us Ray Bradbury? The only real thing I want to mention in case I forget to on the show is that Stephen Geoffrey then went on to do gay porn. Just a few times. He didn’t make a whole thing about it. Just dabbled in it. Strange to even bother then.
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