How about you watch yourself play the best solo game of Russian roulette?
632 - Things That Will Burn In Hell - 83 - Most Jackets
I know. I don't know how I can complain about this topic either but I forced a way. I mean found. I found a way to force it. Wait... Shit. Fuck it and fuck jackets.
633 - Things That Will Burn In Hell - 84 - Emo Scene
Don't kill yourself over this episode. Seriously. If you do, keep me out of the note. But don't even do it. The suicide part. DO the keepign me out of the note part. But not suicide yourself. Is the message getting lost here? Just remember to do and do not things in this description. You'll figure out the order later.
634 - Things That Will Burn In Hell - 85 - Redneck Comedy (Ignorance Part II)
All hail the whitest of trash!
629 - Things That Will Burn In Hell - 79 - 'Every Move You Make' By The Police
This is probably the longest skit on the show. It gets really creepy but that's what happens when YOU BREAK UP WITH ME BETHANY!!! RIP Emily.
630 - Things That Will Burn In Hell - 80 - Tucking Into Jeans (The Art Of Fooling No One)
Go on, tuck that dirty shirt into your jeans. You'll look like you walked out of a Mad Men episode. Your dick will never dry.
631 - Things That Will Burn In Hell - 81 - Edward Scissorhands
Freddy Kruger + The Crow - everything about those characters that makes them awesome = Edward Scissorhands.
628 - Things That Will Burn In Hell - 75 - Scooby Doo
This is an interesting episode. It caused a Siri time loop that I still haven't escaped from. Look to LIW+ to see the behind the scenes footage. Homeless Doo and his gang of fuck-ups was apparently a famous cartoon.
627 - Things That Will Burn In Hell - 74 - Dressing Animals
Stop it. Yes, it's cute. Yes, it's stupid. Yes, your animals hate you for it. Stop it.
625 - Things That Will Burn In Hell - 72 - Predictability Of Actors
I'm pretty sure Will Smith somehow appeared in the background of one of these episodes and he was showering. He just loves it.
623 - Things That Will Burn In Hell - 67 - Techno Music
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624 - Things That Will Burn In Hell - 68 - Tabloids
TMZzzzzzzzzzzzz. This was an angry episode.
626 - Things That Will Burn In Hell - 73 - Elvis Impersonators
Sad with your shitty life? Pretend to be someone famous... who was also sad with their life. Continue the sad-cycle. Keep peddling!
622 - Things That Will Burn In Hell - 65 - Space Movies
Space...the boring frontier. These are the rantings of a star movie hating lunatic. Or they're okay. Either way.
620 - Things That Will Burn In Hell - 60 - Spandex Skin
Like a mobile Chuck-E-Cheese ball pit. If you're trying to replicate the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man you're doing a swell job.
621 - Things That Will Burn In Hell - 62 - Rapper Films With No Rapping In The Film
Steven Seagal ruined it for everyone. EVERYONE. Blame him for my aggression. Also, stop putting rappers in your films unless the film is about rapping. Because obviously.
619 - Things That Will Burn In Hell - 59 - Pink Men (Scissors Confront Manhood)
I like pink. Pink likes me. But nobody likes to listen to Pink. Even Pink hates Pink but loves pink. Pink's pink is barely pink even when decorated in pink. I don't know anymore.
617 - Things That Will Burn In Hell - 52 - Small Talk
Can we just stop doing this? Just say nothing instead. It's better than the weather or your stupid fucking kids that nobody likes.
618 - Things That Will Burn In Hell - 58 - Crowd Surfing
Stay the fuck off us. I'm not here to be your enjoyment.
615 - Things That Will Burn In Hell - 96 - Dead Ends
Expose yourself to me quicker. Stop hiding or I'll change your roads forever.