Just the audio version. Visit the youtube link below to see the full video This review is too long for you. Don't bother. I'm aware. And this is only part 1. Part 2 is under Loitering In Wonderland Movie Review episode 73. If you can watch 2 45 minute reviews on Face/Off then welcome. Pull up a chair and help me figure this movie out. Not sure what the hell happened when I was forced into watching the Nic Cage classic Face/Off from 1997. I started watching it in March and then the next thing I knew I was back and it was June. Watch the footage and help me piece it together.
689B - LIW+ 23 - Full Movie Commentary 26 - Face Off (1997) (Copy)
A great movie with a stupid, stupid plot. A movie we've covered half a dozen times here at LIW Studios. So much so that Phoenix is actually writing a making a Face/Off audiobook novelization called NyQuil & Cocaine.
689A - LIW+ 23 - Full Movie Commentary 26 - Face Off (1997)
A great movie with a stupid, stupid plot. A movie we've covered half a dozen times here at LIW Studios. So much so that Phoenix is actually writing a making a Face/Off audiobook novelization called NyQuil & Cocaine.
536 - The Podcasts Podcast - 17 - Podcast Homework For Episode 18
Well we are broke from cryptocurrency but we will survive. In this one Frank tells a story about his cab driver in Florida before Phoenix announces the next exciting podcast theme. How could the new theme go wrong? To avoid spoilers don't read the list below of the podcast crop for episode 18.
Ike Live Fishing Talk Show With Mike Iaconelli Pooping Off The Boat - Ike Live #70-3 Nov 19, 2017 https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/pooping-off-the-boat-ike-live-70-3/id960337205?i=1000395135758&mt=2
Fish On The Brain: A Fly Fishing Podcast 58 - Dave McKenna and Douglas Outdoors Feb 19, 2018 https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/58-dave-mckenna-and-douglas-outdoors/id1042164549?i=1000403037243&mt=2
Trout Porn Podcast 57: Incoherent ramblings of a person that needs to fish Jan 27, 2018 https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/ep-57-incoherent-ramblings-of-a-person-that-needs-to-fish/id1035062584?i=1000400942966&mt=2
535 - LIW The Twilight Zone Review - 81 - Deaths-Head Revisited (TZ 309)
This isn't the typical LIW The TZ Review show. We are actually serious for some of it and you'll see why. Show this episode to your high school kids. Show this to anyone you can. Not our podcast but the actual TZ episode. Not even going to end this with a joke. Just going to leave it sad.
532 - Things That Will Burn In Hell - 36 - Frat Comedy
If you want to see tits then just watch porn. Stop pretending you want to see a comedy. I've never once laughed at a tit. I've never once masturbated to jokes. They do not mix. Stop pretending they do.
531 - Things That Will Burn In Hell - 35 - Yo Momma
If you were on That 70's Show, you are not allowed to make television shows anymore. Stop it. Unless you're Donna as a side character on OITNB. That's allowed. Other than that, stop it.
529 - Things That Will Burn In Hell - 33 - The Real World
LIW Studios does not agree with calling women 'sluts'. The use of the word is only directed at the dirty sluts that appear on The Real World. Which is neither real nor exists in the real world. You are being lied to. But if you're watching this shitty show then you're too stupid to realize or care about that fact. Enjoy your slutty show full of shallow, vain people!
528 - Things That Will Burn In Hell - 32 - Next
Everyone climb aboard the STD bus! Next was a shitty "game show" on MTV or something. It featured shallow people judging other shallow people in an attempt to find love. Love meaning a 40 second hump in the bus bathroom. NEXT!
530 - Things That Will Burn In Hell - 34 - Beauty And The Geek
Ashton has no soul. This show has no purpose. And it isn't officially cancelled. Let this show be a warning to us all.
526 - Things That Will Burn In Hell - 29 - Magic Tricks
The greatest trick a magician can pull is paying their bills. As well as others. Fuck magic. If you're so good at magic, here's a trick for you. Kill yourself. But make it look like a murder framing someone super famous. If you can pull it off we will consider you an artist. If you fail we are all still better off. It's win-win.
527 - Things That Will Burn In Hell - 31 - Trick My Truck
Remember that show where they threw Pimp My Ride at the Jeff Foxworthy crowd? C'mon, you remember! The show where they pretended to steal big rigs from trucks to fix them up and then the trucker would show back up with his trucking lap mic and transmitter! It. Just. Made. Sense.
523 - Things That Will Burn In Hell - 23 - Popcorn
What's your favorite treat that comes with a hearty cock center? Why it's popcorn of course! Hate your teeth? Hate flavor? Hate your health? Try popcorn! Now available in a handful of terrible flavors!
524 - Things That Will Burn In Hell - 25 - You! Here Or There In Any Weather Then
Grammar be hard. So hard, yo. And weather nor not your a geneyus or not it is hard to remember witch words two use when righting a post online. This simple and ez to rmbr video will help u to keep them strait. Get out a pen and paper and keep notes. Srsly.
525 - Things That Will Burn In Hell - 27 - The Absence Of Manly Actors
In the words of Paula Cole, 'Where Have All The Cowobys Gone?' Indeed, Paula, indeed. Hell, even if we cast Paula Cole in a movie now she'd be more manly than most of the men currently leading films. In fact, let's get her in Superman gear and get her flying, dammit!
521 - Things That Will Burn In Hell - 37 - Groundhog Day
A woodland creature sees its shadow and that tell us the weather. We're fucking stupid and deserve to have terrible things happen to us. Things such as burning in hell.
522 - Things That Will Burn In Hell - 30 - Overdose Of Shampoo
It's a serious problem that effects half of the population. Well... the men that aren't bald that use shampoo. It's a goddamn problem and we need to hold the shampoo companies responsible. We will have our revenge! We must band together! Once we wake up on the tile floor we will merge and unite as one!
520 - Things That Will Burn In Hell - 28 - Renaissance Festivals
To be fair, there are a lot of super attractive women attending these things. But it would be like if they put a 20 minute, hardcore, gay sex scene in the middle of Toy Story. Sure, it's still a great movie but afterward all you can really think about is that gay sex scene and why it was there to begin with. Is she broken? All indications point to yes. Anyway, avoid renaissance festivals because of all the hardcore gay sex or something. I don't know. The analogies are too mixed up now.
517 - Things That Will Burn In Hell - 22 - Graveyards
I don't have a big enough ego to need to be have a small, underground, studio apartment when I'm dead. Just burn my body to ashes like an old, embarrasing Polariod from college. Or not. Just let me rot where I fall. It doesn't matter. I'm dead. So you're probably too busy celebrating to get any body removing done.
518 - Things That Will Burn In Hell - 24 - Lipstick
Quick! I need to look like an untouchable painting! What do I do? Well, have I got an idea for you. Here, smear this red wax all over your lips so nobody wants to touch you. But don't stop there. Also put on this blue cream around your eyes so people are confused what planet you came from. Just keep going until you're more make-up than person. Enjoy your solitude.