Want to walk down the streets with a megaphone screaming, "Hey, everybody! I'm a huge asshole!" but also feel like spending a ton of money? Why not pour all of your paychecks into turning your car into a mobile ear-drum rapist? Violate the citizens in style!
516 - The Podcasts Podcast - 16 - Cryptocurrency Podcasts
We delve deep into the cryptic world of cryptocurrency which is apparently stored in some online crypt. We don't get it. We don't want it. We sure as shit can't afford it. Anyway, we listened to 3 podcasts about it and were surprised at the quality level. Also, Frank violated yet another rule. He just keeps finding new ways to surprise Phoenix. The podcasts we chose are linked down below.
The Cryptocurrency Investing Podcasts “CryptoSummitOnline” with Jeff Kirdeikis and Jules Schroeder Feb 17, 2018 https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/ep-17-cryptosummitonline-jeff-kirdeikis-jules-schroeder/id1313606505?i=1000402781834&mt=2
Marathon Money 64 - Talking Stock Options with Kal Zurn from sharpertrades.com Feb 17, 2018 https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/marathon-money-ep-64-talking-stock-option-strategies/id1137493582?i=1000402829404&mt=2
Sane Crypto Podcast Where Does Bitcoin Fit In An Overall Portfolio Feb 16, 2018 https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/where-does-bitcoin-fit-in-an-overall-portfolio/id1342272772?i=1000402737805&mt=2
514 - Things That Will Burn In Hell - 21 - Nonsense Movie Labels
Want to know what to feel during a movie trailer but can't rely on silly things like the visuals and audio in the trailer? How about if some scary or soothing voiced man tells you EXACTLY what you should be feeling via use of Hollywood buzz words? Get off your tractor and watch their movie already!
515 - LIW The Twilight Zone Review - 80 - It's A Good Life (TZ 308)
A problem so tough it could be solved with a happy thought and a hammer. Seriously, kill the goddamn kid already. I don't feel bad for you people at all. Either way I want a prequel and a sequel to this episode. A sequel where we see the awesome freak party in the cornfield and a prequel where we see what horrible shit the parents did to get this devil child. Someone did something wrong and I want to see it.
513 - The Podcasts Podcast - 15 - Podcast Homework For Episode 16
Well we are still stuck in the glorious 1980's. What do we see? Nothing but shit. In this homework episode we give our favorite 80's music and movies before discussing how much the 80's suck for both of us. Then Frank gives his podcast theme and podcasts for episode 16. And it is... CRYPTOCURRENCY PODCASTS. Yes... Exciting shit there. Here is the homework list for you guys.
The Cryptocurrency Investing Podcasts “CryptoSummitOnline” with Jeff Kirdeikis and Jules Schroeder Feb 17, 2018 https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/ep-17-cryptosummitonline-jeff-kirdeikis-jules-schroeder/id1313606505?i=1000402781834&mt=2
Marathon Money 64 - Talking Stock Options with Kal Zurn from sharpertrades.com Feb 17, 2018 https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/marathon-money-ep-64-talking-stock-option-strategies/id1137493582?i=1000402829404&mt=2
Sane Crypto Podcast Where Does Bitcoin Fit In An Overall Portfolio Feb 16, 2018 https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/where-does-bitcoin-fit-in-an-overall-portfolio/id1342272772?i=1000402737805&mt=2
512 - The Podcasts Podcast - 14 - 80's Podcasts
We are back from our mini-break to bring you reviews of 3 podcasts about the glorious and terrible 1980's. It's been a month since Phoenix listened to the podcasts so he barely remembers them but luckily Frank was brave and listened to them all again. Frank also goes on a very long rant about some airplane movie he loves and Phoenix talks during it all because Frank couldn't hear him so it didn't matter. Stay tuned next week to find out what podcast theme Frank is choosing for episode 16.
In case you still haven't listened to the episodes they are dicussing this week. You can find them here: Stuck In The '80's Podcast 410: Movies Turned TV Shows In The 80's https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/410-movies-turned-tv-shows-in-the-80s-80s-tv/id81501666?i=1000389687324&mt=2
80's Reboot Overdrive Podcast Billboard Top 25 Songs Of 1980 https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/billboard-top-25-songs-of-1980-80s-mixtape-auto-reverse/id934277059?i=1000386787612&mt=2
80's Revisited 171 - Kickboxer https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/171-kickboxer/id515886001?i=1000383109683&mt=2
511 - LIW The Twilight Zone Review - 79 - The Grave (TZ 307)
We are back from our mini-break with the first of hopefully a long series of plays. Phoenix and Frank take turns swapping roles out to reenact The Grave almost word for word. Well, close enough. They MIGHT have said 'cunt' a few less times in the actual TZ episode.
510B - B-Movie Battle! 24 - Part 2 - Ghost Warrior (1984)
Look out for Todd, the scientist in charge of ass-staring. In part 2 of SMS! 24, Phoenix West and Jansen Carlin discuss the 1984 sleeping pill, Ghost Warrior. A movie not about a ghost or a warrior but instead a deep-frozen samurai walking around modern Los Angeles with the pace of a Parade Of Homes. They discuss the science behind being frozen, the movie's misleading poster, the female narrator that sounds like she graduated from DeVry, how to identify an automobile using only a rock, the mystery of the missing ass and the true purpose of the 'increase' knob during surgery. All of this before choosing which movie was shittiest. Will it be shittier than whatever the reigning champion is? Does it matter? Either way, check out part 1 before watching this. Or not, it probably won't matter.
510A - B-Movie Battle! 24 - Part 1 - Attack Of The Killer Donuts (2016)
Oh snap! In part 1 of SMS! 24, Phoenix West and Jansen Carlin review the 2016 'film' Attack Of The Killer Donuts. Plenty to cover here: the most oblivious main character in movie history, his misunderstood genius uncle releases a toxin that apparently makes donuts eat people, fart jokes every 20 minutes, Phoenix falls in love, erotic mac-n-cheese, literal mother fucking and we learn that simply mashing crusty keyboard keys will fix the town's laptop. Watch part 2 of this episode to see the Ghost Warrior review.
688 - LIW+ 22 - Full Movie Commentary 24B - Ghost Warrior (1984)
We also had to watch a samurai movie from the greatest decade this earth has witnessed: Ghost Warrior. It nearly put us to sleep and that's really saying something when your only real plot is that an essentially time traveling samurai is rampaging Los Angeles with swords. It didn't live up to the hype.
To watch the Ghost Warrior review from B-Movie Battle! episode 24, click here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfr0x7ljeDc
687 - LIW+ 21 - Full Movie Commentary 24A - Attack Of The Killer Donuts (2016)
We got stuck watching Attack Of The Killer Donuts from 2016, the year of our lord. It seemed like soft-core porn but it ended up being a watchable movie that didn't take itself seriously. We have no real opinions about this movie one way or another. It just was. They pointed their camera at stuff and made a movie out of that footage. You did it! To watch the B-Movie Battle! review of this shitty movie, click here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-AnuPMJgkU
509 - American't 12 - Uncensored T-Mobile Super Bowl Commercial
This is what T-Mobile really wanted to put out before the NFL censors got their hands on it. Don't ask how we got a copy.
508 - The Podcasts Podcast - 13 - Podcast Homework For Episode 14
Phoenix and Frank were both born in a certain terrible decade. Phoenix chose podcasts about that decade. It'll be terrible for sure. Before revealing his pick for the week that we just spoiled, they discuss the Civil War podcasts that Frank forced them into listening to last time.
Stuck In The '80's Podcast 410: Movies Turned TV Shows In The 80's https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/410-movies-turned-tv-shows-in-the-80s-80s-tv/id81501666?i=1000389687324&mt=2
80's Reboot Overdrive Podcast Billboard Top 25 Songs Of 1980 https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/billboard-top-25-songs-of-1980-80s-mixtape-auto-reverse/id934277059?i=1000386787612&mt=2
80's Revisited 171 - Kickboxer https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/171-kickboxer/id515886001?i=1000383109683&mt=2
507 - LIW The Twilight Zone Review - 78 - The Mirror (TZ 306)
Vivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivaviva.... Apparently, all you need is shoe polish and a Scarface level terrible accent and you're Cuban. Or as Phoenix made up: Canadian. They didn't say what country it was so he made up his own story. Frank also adds more fuel to the future podcast The Divorce Podcast. Viva The Twilight Zone! Viva Loitering In Wonderland. Viva Vivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivavivaviva...
506 - The Podcasts Podcast - 12 - Civil War Podcasts
War stinks! Listening to elderly people discuss the civil war is actually worse than the war itself. In this dicussion, Frank listens to the wrong podcast despite picking them himself, Phoenix actually liked one of the episodes and then a certain war is discussed in a non-civil fashion. War? War never changes. Even if it's civil.
The Civil War (1861-1865): A History Podcast 217 - IUKA 11.27.17 https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/217-iuka/id579999452?i=1000395293619&mt=2
Civil War Chronicles You Are There Lee And Grant At Appomattox 10.5.16 https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/you-are-there-battle-of-gettysburg/id299796299?i=1000376140966&mt=2
Civil War Talk Radio with Gerald Prokopowiez Civil War Talk Radio December 6th 2017 12.6.17 https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/civil-war-talk-radio-december-6th-2017/id1159962944?i=1000396610994&mt=2
505 - LIW The Twilight Zone Review - 77 - The Purple Testament Redux (TZ 119)
Another in the line of Redux episodes in which Frank gets to chime in on a season 1 episode. This was also in his season 1 top 5 episodes so Phoenix puts him on the spot to explain himself.
504 - TINM! - 74 - "You Really Can't Prove It Even Though You Have Proof. So I'm Right."
Another TINM! and WOTR mix-up episode. This time Phoenix and Frank talk mostly about flat earth society and how bullshit that whole thing is. They also talk about the NFL playoffs and that somehow goes back into flat earth talk. Seriously, fuck those guys.
503 - LIW The Walking Dead Review - 112 - The Walking Dead - 806 - The King, The Widow And Rick
If you thought the montage episodes of this season were through, you were sadly mistaken. Listen as The Mic, The Rage And The Phoenix reviews this shitty episode of The Walking Dead. The only thing that happened in this episode was some guy was killed with a rocket launcher. Some guy we didn't know beforehand. Some guy. Fuck, can't wait for this to be over with.
502 - LIW The Twilight Zone Review - 76 - A Game Of Pool (TZ 305)
Our sponsor for the week can go fuck themselves. This episode is about billiards, not swimming pools. Anyway, we talked forever about how good this episode is despite being minimalistic. It's literally two guys playing a sweaty game of forever pool. Phoenix reveals that Jack Klugman is his favorite TZ actor to appear in more than 1 episode.
501 - LIW The Twilight Zone Review - 75 - The Passersby (TZ 304)
People pass by her house. Get it? They're dead. He's dead too. She's also dead. Everyone is goddamn dead. Lincoln is dead too. He was not the last casualty of the Civil War though. That's stupid. Anyway, watch The Others. We also introduce our newest eventual podcast, The Divorce Podcast. Starring a single man: Frank Linkz.