If you’ve been waiting for a return to old men dying in beds while giving sage advice to their doctors…you’re welcome. What was the obsession with doctors doing house calls?
388: TZ2019 - 103 - Replay Redux
Watched this in black and white and it helps let me know who was black and who was white. Would have been interesting if the recorded video on the camera was in color though. Missed opportunity.
387: TZ2002 - 127 - Rewind
386: TZ2002 - 142 - Sunrise
Classic white people messing with ancient blood that controls the sun. I’m writing this intro as I’m watching the episode and the opening credits just played 5 minutes in. I’ll just assume the lesson is to don’t be white. Or the lesson is Michael Peña is too good to be here.
385: TZ1985 - 122B - Devil's Alphabet
Worship the devil and make satanic pacts then be amazed when spooky shit happens. It just makes sense in this episode of 1985’s The Twilight Zone that feels like a lost episode of Night Gallery.
384: Night Gallery - 318 - Witches' Feast
I haven’t looked if this isn’t a Jack Laird episode but it has to be. You can guess the joke halfway through and then just have to sit there listening to annoying rhyming dialogue.
383: TZ1985 - 116B - To See The Invisible Man
Kevin Bacon would have violated so many more unsuspecting women than this sad sack did. Also, the noodly music makes this episode super annoying.
382: TZ1985 - 326 - Many, Many Monkeys
I’ve already seen the movie Blindness. I watched these in the wrong order.
381: Night Gallery - 210A - The Dark Boy
If you can’t guess the “twist” of this episode then you deserve the Night Gallery. The Dark Boy is a real perv.
380: Night Gallery - 201C - The Hand Of Borgus Weems
379: Night Gallery - 316 - Die Now, Pay Later
In this episode we die now and then later we pay. Another Jack Laird episode we have to wait 15 minutes for the punch line.
378: TZ1985 - 209A - Joy Ride
377: TZ1985 - 211A - Song Of The Younger World
Does this episode feature the worst actor in all of The Twilight Zone? And I’m not talking about the punk girl from NOES Dream Warriors.
376: Night Gallery - 204D - The Academy
This was almost an episode. This almost went somewhere. I almost enjoyed it. The Academy will leave you yearning for just a little bit more.
375: TZ1985 - 117A - Welcome To Winfield (Live)
Death vs. Old west immortals. Not as exciting as it sounds. Death is an easily manipulated simp.
*The rest of these episodes will be live but will no longer say (Live) in the titles. Just know that going forward.
374: Night Gallery - 203B - With Apologies To Mr. Hyde (Live)
373: Night Gallery - 102C - The Nature Of The Enemy (Live)
Rats on the moon, yo. Enjoy this awful show because apparently a lot of people do. We don’t get it.
372: Night Gallery - 100B - Eyes (Live)
The directorial debut of Steven Spielberg did not let us down entirely. We are joined by a virtual simulation of Frank to also share his opinions. Good start to Night Gallery. Unfortunately for us it’s 40+ stories of the show down the line and we already hate the show.
371: TZ1985 - 318 - Street Of Shadows (Live)
This one is a snooze fest. It has the moral be that robbing and almost murdering a man will lead you to financial and family success. Do with that what you will.
370: Night Gallery - 102A - Room With A View (Live)
Something is happening….Night Gallery is starting to get better with time. Horrible luck we had before or are we falling for its spell? Either way it’s super easy to set up a woman to murder your whore wife.