377: TZ1985 - 211A - Song Of The Younger World
Does this episode feature the worst actor in all of The Twilight Zone? And I’m not talking about the punk girl from NOES Dream Warriors.
376: Night Gallery - 204D - The Academy
This was almost an episode. This almost went somewhere. I almost enjoyed it. The Academy will leave you yearning for just a little bit more.
375: TZ1985 - 117A - Welcome To Winfield (Live)
Death vs. Old west immortals. Not as exciting as it sounds. Death is an easily manipulated simp.
*The rest of these episodes will be live but will no longer say (Live) in the titles. Just know that going forward.
374: Night Gallery - 203B - With Apologies To Mr. Hyde (Live)
373: Night Gallery - 102C - The Nature Of The Enemy (Live)
Rats on the moon, yo. Enjoy this awful show because apparently a lot of people do. We don’t get it.
372: Night Gallery - 100B - Eyes (Live)
The directorial debut of Steven Spielberg did not let us down entirely. We are joined by a virtual simulation of Frank to also share his opinions. Good start to Night Gallery. Unfortunately for us it’s 40+ stories of the show down the line and we already hate the show.
371: TZ1985 - 318 - Street Of Shadows (Live)
This one is a snooze fest. It has the moral be that robbing and almost murdering a man will lead you to financial and family success. Do with that what you will.
370: Night Gallery - 102A - Room With A View (Live)
Something is happening….Night Gallery is starting to get better with time. Horrible luck we had before or are we falling for its spell? Either way it’s super easy to set up a woman to murder your whore wife.
369: Night Gallery - 214A - The Different Ones (Live)
Mask In Space! Melted candle wax masks will make you a sexual stud on an alien planet. Lesson learned.
368: TZ1985 - 204A - The After Hours (Live)
Remember the original? Well this time it has more HORROR which turns out makes it worse. Seriously… what were those mannequins wearing??
367: TZ1985 - 202B - Aqua Vita (Live)
I mean…. it was an episode. What happens when your girlfriend becomes a water junkie? You just become an unbearable brightness in the universe. Seriously, let her go. Bang one of the Billy Idol ladies.
366: TZ1985 - 328 - Crazy As A Soup Sandwich (Live)
Was this the genesis for the Dick Tracy movie? Regardless this episode is the semi-mafia vs. demonic popcorn and it’s as stupid as it sounds.
365: Night Gallery - 220A - I'll Never Leave You - Ever (Live)
This episode title applies to the memories Night Gallery has drilled into my brain. They won’t go away. This episode was a slog and I wish we didn’t have to talk about it.
364: Night Gallery - 206A - A Question Of Fear (Live)
Frank Drebin’s Westworld. Oh, what a ridiculous plot twist there. I mean, at least check the goddamn basement.
363: TZ2002 - 131 - The Monsters Are On Maple Street (Live)
They aren’t due this time. They’re already there. Just like they were in the first one so why remove the one word? Watch as Andrew McCarthy pretends he’s a tough guy against Titus Welliver. Doesn’t go so well. Oh, racism too. Military endorsed racism.
362: TZ1985 - 102B - Dreams For Sale (Live)
Meg Foster stars in this…..episode…..You know what? I don’t know what the hell this was. It was barely anything. It wanted to be something but it was not that thing of some.
361: TZ1985 - 201B - A Saucer Of Loneliness (Live)
You can’t convince me Shelley Duvall is a real person. She simply isn’t. Her creation itself is a more interesting science fiction storyline than any of the 85 stories.
360: Night Gallery - 207A - Midnight Never Ends (Live)
HInt: it ends in the waste paper basket. Just like his future kids with his weird clingy wife.
