This was the best of the shorts we’ve watched. Maybe. At least it didn’t have a stupid joke written by Jack Laird.
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This was the best of the shorts we’ve watched. Maybe. At least it didn’t have a stupid joke written by Jack Laird.
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A talking bobble-head gets a man laid. Oh, and gets everyone in his office to chant to their evil boss played by Shooter McGavin. I mean… he eats pieces of shit for breakfast so fuck that guy right?
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People Screaming: The Movie. This movie plot could have been resolved with a simple phone call. Which it was. Still happened though. Kudos to Frankenheimer and the cast. Rod Serling did what he could and the dialogue was fun but people screaming everything got old.
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Clifton Collins Jr. is a national treasure. This episode is awful. It couldn’t handle its own plot and folded in on itself. It crashed into the wall at the end of the last lap. First and last lap. The homelessman saw none of it. Just give him a dollar and go on your dead way.
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The set up for the Jeepers Creepers movies. It’s only 11 minutes long but has a Damien devil child, aunt swimming incest and Old Man Marley shouting murder plots to an 8 year old boy. It has it all while still being a waste of time.
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Perhaps the best Night Gallery yet? It was only 11 minutes. This does not speak well for the show. Anyway it’s vampires vs. nazis. Enjoy that semi-premise.
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Remember that episode of the classic series called Dead Man’s Shoes? Yes. It’s that but ladies shoes. Women be shopping. Women love their shoes so much that they even go dumpster diving to get their greedy little feet in these bastards. I guess the moral is don’t kill your wife? Don’t fire your criminal protection maid? Just don’t do anything until we update you on what the lesson should be.
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This feels more like a Jack Laird comedy episode of Night Gallery than TZ1985. Anyway, Super Mario goes back in time to be Shakespeare’s writing bitch. Oh, by the way, Shakespeare is a stealing dick.
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I’m writing this episode description about 11 hours before we start recording. I watched the 3 episodes we are reviewing on the live show and for the life of me I truly cannot remember what this episode is. I watched it less than 20 hours ago and all memory is gone. Profile In Silver…. Profile In Silver…. Nope, nothing. It’s about werewolves? No, I’d remember that. It’s about black and white mug shot photography? No, that sounds interesting. Literally no memory of it.
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Hey, don’t be mad at him. He Fair Warned you. Never trust people who work in pet stores. That clearly must be the takeaway. It’ll lead you to OITNB.
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Those blind folks will do you right. Always trust a musician. Your wife is never cheating on you. Which lesson did you come away with? Me neither.
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Is beauty truly in the eye of the beholder? What if you’re blind? What if you’re a creepy pet store worker whose conscious rats you out? These are questions we also ask in the next 2 follow up episodes. For some reason this was Adam’s favorite episode. Now let us tear it apart in his memory.
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RIP Adam WIlcox. You shall be missed.
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This is an episode of LIW Anthology Series Review that was written by a Twilight Zone writer so why not shove it on this feed? It was awful and should be ashamed of itself.
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WHAT IS THIS??? Why is this show so awful? Who is it for? Why must we be tortured so? A gorilla does nothing until a man attacks him. Or something like that. The point is: gorilla > man.
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Sometimes it takes 13 minutes to get to a punchline. If so your joke set-up better be awesome with lots of twists and turns and weird shit. Not just a woman freaking out to an uninterested man.
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Frances Conroy stars in this original version of both TZ2019’s The Comedian and TZ1985’s Button, Button which happens later in this season. At least it’s short. This one actually could have been longer if they had a little more going on but it’s fine. It’s just fine.
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Guessed this entire episode during the opening scene. Fred Savage, Tom Skerritt, Lukas Haas and Mark-Paul Gosselaar can’t even save this one. It’s not horrible but feels like an episode of Are You Afraid Of The Dark? That wasn’t a question, the show name just has a question mark on it.
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Mrs. Doubtfire is called old and ugly but then a frog makes her young. It’s a classic fairy tale done in typical Night Gallery fashion. Which means it’s boring and overly long. Plus, she ends up greedy like everyone else.
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Well, this time it’s not a vampire. It’s just BASICALLY a vampire. Stealing blood to maintain your immortality is a vampire in my book. Enjoy this movie full of workplace arguments and sweaty men.
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