53. 'God Damn' The Offended

This episode started off as a rant about not being able to say the phrase 'god dammit' but ended up being a rageful rant about my goddamn phone and its nonstop goddamn ringing and beeping while I was trying to record. What you are about to watch is real. The people in it are real. The names have not been changed to protect the goddamn innocent.

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51. High-Fives

We already covered limp handshakes so now let's discuss the eleveated aerial vertical near-handshakes. AKA high-fives. Also I talk about Pauly Shore but it's all in good fun. It's because I hate fun.

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45. Nextel Phones...

Introducing the new luxury automobile from Nextel: The 2018 Nextel Shitty. Watch the episode to understand that one. Or not. The image explains it all, really. Nextel 2 Way phones were a great and convenient way to communicate with a real live demon.

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44. The Messengers (2007) (The Death Of Horror)

Remember that shitty Kristen Stewart movie that was vaguely supernatural? Not narrowing it down enough? This one was driven by crows. The crows showed up with the plot and a family straight out of Full House had to deal with ghosts or some shit like that. Either way let's sit down and talk about our feelings about this movie.

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42. Limp Handshakes

Wet noodle handshakes are a quick way to figure out if someone is a puss. Ladies, this applies to you as well. Just shake the goddamn hand and stop acting like a princess. Fellas, this applies to you as well. www.liwstudios.com www.youtube.com/loiteringinwonderland loiteringinwonderland@gmail.com

41. The Midwest

To be honest the midwest is a fine place to live. Phoenix needed to escape it though after growing up in Michigan. If you want your 2 year old car to have severe rust spots then this is your place. A place where the weather hates you and you wonder why you even bother staying alive 5 months out of the year. www.LIWstudios.com www.youtube.com/loiteringinwonderland loiteringinwonderland@gmail.com

40. The South (Ignorance Part I)

Hate english? Blacks? Cold weather? The American south is for you! Phoenix West lived in Mississippi for 5 months cleaning up after Hurricane Katrina and despised the place. Here is why.

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39. The Lord Of The Rings Film Trilogy

I used to hate these movies. I no longer hate. Now I tolerate. I still find them overly long and boring. Watch as Phoenix reads off his version of the series in which Sam and Frodo are in a gay relationship from the south. It's... well, it's something. www.liwstudios.com www.youtube.com/loiteringinwonderland loiteringinwonderland@gmail.com

38. Ebonics

S'not racist. Trust me. This really should be titled 'lazy speaking' instead of ebonics but here we are. Stop teaching ebonics in schools. Unless they already have stopped it. I didn't look into it. www.LIWstudios.com youtube.com/loiteringinwonderland loiteringinwonderland@gmail.com

37. Groundhog Day

A woodland creature sees its shadow and that tell us the weather. We're fucking stupid and deserve to have terrible things happen to us. Things such as burning in hell. www.LIWstudios.com www.youtube.com/loiterininwonderland loiteringinwonderland@gmail.com

2018 State Of The Studio Address

This is going out on all of our feeds from Loitering In Wonderland Studios. It's just letting you guys know what's happening with us right now and why podcasts have been delayed. If you guys are curious you can find our other shows at the following places. www.LIWstudios.com youtube.com/LoiteringInWonderland loiteringinwonderland@gmail.com

36. Frat Comedy

If you want to see tits then just watch porn. Stop pretending you want to see a comedy. I've never once laughed at a tit. I've never once masturbated to jokes. They do not mix. Stop pretending they do. www.LIWstudios.com www.youtube.com/loiteringinwonderland loiteringinwonderland@gmail.com