36: Robo Vampire (1988) vs. Doom Asylum (1988)

The kidnappers stopped supplying cigarettes and sugar to a kidnapped Phoenix West. To make it worse they forced him into watching Robo Vampire from 1988. A Robocop ripoff made in Hong Kong featuring vampires that hop like bunnies and are fueled by heroin or something? It was confusing. He also watched 1988's Doom Asylum which was about a killer stalking "teenagers" in an abanonded asylum that they are all at for no reason. Which is worse?

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35: Dead Dudes In The House (1989) vs. Dead End Drive-In (1986)

An elderly-ghost-zombie-slasher film versus an Australian post-apocalyptic film where vicious gangs terrorize the land. (It's not Mad Max) It's Dead Dudes In The House from 1989 (Not 1991 like it says in the episode numerous times) VERSUS Dead End Drive-In from 1986. It's a shit-show off hosted by a shit show-off.

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34: Nic Cage Cast 17 - Joe (2013) Vs. Mandy (2018)

The ping pong balls chose Joe and for once didn't fuck me. Then I forgot I watched it and went to review Mandy. Thus was born the first versus of the NCC series. Which will win? Does it even matter?

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33: Surf Nazis Must Die (1987)

A movie in such a slow motion hurry that they forgot to introduce how the hero and villains know each other. Oh, the villains are surfing nazis with the ultimate goal of... surfing more.

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32: Mom And Dad (2017) Redux

While recording Loitering In Wonderland episode 75 about Mom And Dad, we talked about the movie for an hour. It was simply too long to release so we took the Cage discussion parts and made it into an SMS! episode. Enjoy your Frankenstein episode of SMS! NCC.

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31: Nic Cage Cast 15 - Guarding Tess (1994)

The ping-pong balls are back again and they're angrier than ever. This time they force Phoenix into watching possibly the most boring movie in the Cage cannon: Guarding Tess. A movie in which Cage watches an old lady cut newspaper articles out while they slowly whisper out dialogue about nothing. Then with 20 minutes left of the film they decided to throw in a plot.

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30: Megaforce (1982)

FUCKING MEGAFORCE! An action... comedy? Not quite sure on that one but it sure was ambitious. A movie where the main villain is best buds with the main hero and they just hang out in the middle of the movie before getting back to being enemies again. He came.

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29: Nic Cage Cast 14 - Left Behind (2014)

Another stupid game chose another stupid Nic Cage movie. This time Left Behind was literally in the cards. Phoenix watches the 2014 Christian movie which for some reason stars Nic Cage. Still can't figure that out. Phoenix gets left behind during the screening and some asshole turned off his oxygen. A real jerk.

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28: Neon Maniacs (1986)

Neon Maniacs from 1986 promised to be a great creature feature. Instead it didn't explain anything about the creatures and barely featured them. It also features characters that don't appear to have the desire to stay alive. The only question that is answered today is; is this more painful than reigning champion Death Machines???

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Shitty Movie Showdown! 2018 Trailer

A string of SMS! clips to serve as a trailer for Shitty Movie Showdown! It's a movie review show consisting of live movie commentary, round-table discussions, sketches and editing the movies into the plot of the show. SMS! also features Nic Cage Cast in which Phoenix West breaks down every Nic Cage film one at a time and government shorts with live commentary. It's a strange show.

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27: Nic Cage Cast 13 - Mom And Dad (2017)

Imagine a world where your parents actively want to kill you instead of just ignore you emotionally or physically. This is the reality in the 2017 Nic Cage movie Mom And Dad. An hour and a half that serves as an extended trailer for a movie you want to watch after you finish watching it.

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26: Nic Cage Cast 12 - Face/Off (1997)

This review is too long for you. Don't bother. I'm aware. And this is only part 1. Part 2 is under Loitering In Wonderland Movie Review episode 73. If you can watch 2 45 minute reviews on Face/Off then welcome. Pull up a chair and help me figure this movie out. Not sure what the hell happened when I was forced into watching the Nic Cage classic Face/Off from 1997. I started watching it in March and then the next thing I knew I was back and it was June. Watch the footage and help me piece it together. www.LIWstudios.com www.youtube.com/LoiteringInWonderland loiteringinwonderland@gmail.com

25: Government Shorts 3

Phoenix West is back and forced to watch 2 terrible government shorts. In this episode he will learn How To Keep A Job (1949) and a little something about Social Class In America (1957) which ended up being far less racist than he thought it would be. www.LIWstudios.com

24: Part 2 - Ghost Warrior (1984)

Look out for Todd, the scientist in charge of ass-staring. In part 2 of SMS! 24, Phoenix West and Jansen Carlin discuss the 1984 sleeping pill, Ghost Warrior. A movie not about a ghost or a warrior but instead a deep-frozen samurai walking around modern Los Angeles with the pace of a Parade Of Homes. They discuss the science behind being frozen, the movie's misleading poster, the female narrator that sounds like she graduated from DeVry, how to identify an automobile using only a rock, the mystery of the missing ass and the true purpose of the 'increase' knob during surgery. All of this before choosing which movie was shittiest. Will it be shittier than whatever the reigning champion is? Does it matter? Either way, check out part 1 before watching this. Or not, it probably won't matter.

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24: Part 1 - Attack Of The Killer Donuts (2016)

Oh snap! In part 1 of SMS! 24, Phoenix West and Jansen Carlin review the 2016 'film' Attack Of The Killer Donuts. Plenty to cover here: the most oblivious main character in movie history, his misunderstood genius uncle releases a toxin that apparently makes donuts eat people, fart jokes every 20 minutes, Phoenix falls in love, erotic mac-n-cheese, literal mother fucking and we learn that simply mashing crusty keyboard keys will fix the town's laptop. Watch part 2 of this episode to see the Ghost Warrior review.

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23: Government Shorts 2

Phoenix is forced again to watch and provide live commentary for 2 more government short films from 1951. First is Improve Your Personality, immediately followed by Self Conscious Guy. What will he learn this time around? Probably nothing. www.LIWstudios.com

22: Nic Cage Cast 11 - Con Air (1997)

Someone delivers some packages for Phoenix. Creepy packages with vague threats. Does he listen? What do you think? He takes to the sky aboard Con Airlines along with the 20 celebrities on board. Phoenix "The Penis" West riffs his way through this overly long action movie starring a bored and buff Nic Cage.

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21: Government Shorts

Phoenix is still held captive and moved into a new room before being subjected to 2 terrible 40's/50's government shorts about morals. Will he become a moral man? He's locked in a room alone, what do you think? Both shorts are presented at full length with Phoenix's commentary alongside. During his review he is rudely interrupted by the doorbell. Who could it be?

Shorts included: 1949 - Act Your Age (Emotional Maturity) 1951 - How To Say No (Moral Maturity)

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20: Nic Cage Cast 10 - National Treasure 1 & 2 (2004) (2007)

We knew we would eventually have to watch both National Treasure movies but that doesn't mean we can't watch them both at the exact same time. Side by side, Phoenix watches both movies at once. Will he follow the deep storylines of both films at once?? Yes. Yes he did. It wasn't even slightly hard. Most of this episode is Phoenix passing the time while making Are You Afraid Of The Dark and Ron Howard references. It's a bit long but it's 2 movies at once so that was bound to happen. You'll learn to deal with it. Through years of unsuccessful therapy. Enjoy! www.LIWstudios.com

19: Nic Cage Cast 9 - The Wicker Man (2006)

The Wicker Man is the lamest superhero story ever told. His only super power was the abilities to yell at school girls and punch women in the face. Don't get us wrong, those are both great powers but they can only get you so far in life. Prison. That's how far you can get. In this live commentary review of The Wicker Man, Phoenix marvels at the most boring actress ever, how much of the runtime is watching Cage wander an island, how every noise is apparently Rowan, how much fun it is to sing Don't Worry, Be Epi and he even attempts to figure out why Cage has visions that are never explained. THE WICKER MAN!!! Find out exactly how Ghost Rider got on fire in this prequel.

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