It's way too long and we made way too many gay porno jokes. It was the only way to have fun here.
Live Episode Commentary - 19 - Tales From The Crypt - 19 - Demon Knight (1995)
Well we watched the movie. But then we realized it was the wrong movie and switched to the real movie. You, as a Patreon subscriber get to hear the whole mistake.
Live Episode Commentary - 18 - Friday The 13th The Series - 104 - A Cup Of Time
These are officially Patreon only exclusive. We are joined by Nik of World Class Of Bullshitters. The rest of the cast is Adam, Dick and Phoenix.
Live Episode Commentary - 17 - Tales From The Crypt - 513 - Till Death Do We Part
Dick. He’s on the show. Dick. He spoiled the show for Phoenix. Phoenix is on the show too. As well as Adam and Jansen. They watch John Stamos play a John Woo action hero and gigolo. That’s how we want Stamos to be in real life.
Live Episode Commentary - 16 - Tales From The Cryptkeeper - 108 - Hyde And Go Shriek
Join Phoenix, Adam, Frank & Dick as they are all nearly 40 or above and watch a cartoon that has no known reason for existing. It’s about drugs? We think. Then werewolves.
Live Episode Commentary - 15 - Tales From The Crypt - 406 - What's Cookin'
Dick, Jansen, Adam and Phoenix chew on the fat of this episode. Get it? It’s a cannibal pun. Get over it.
Live Episode Commentary - 14 - Tales From The Crypt - 614 - 99 & 44/100% Pure Horror
Don’t remember this episode right now. Check back later.
Live Episode Commentary - 13 - Tales From The Crypt - 308 - Easel Kill Ya
4 people went in, 4 people left with a positive Tales From The Crypt experience. You know it’s a good episode when there are moments of silence during the episode. Listen as (alphabetically) Adam, Frank, Jansen and Phoenix do live commentary on Easel Kill Ya, starring Tim Roth.
Live Episode Commentary - 12 - Tales From The Crypt - 705 - Horror In The Night
Following over an hour of audio problems we were treated with the worst episode of TFTC so far. The universe is a dark shitty place, isn’t it? Phoenix, Frank and Adam talk about this overly 90’s turd.
Live Episode Commentary - 11 - Tales From The Crypt - 314 - Yellow
We could barely think of enough complaints to fill this commentary. There is a reason for that. Both in length and quality. Phoenix and Adam are still confused about this in regard to the collection of epodes they’ve watched.
Live Episode Commentary - 10 - Tales From The Cryptkeeper - 308 - Drawn And Quartered
A better version of Korman’s Kalamity which sucked to begin with. Listen as I wonder why they didn’t get sued by Looney Tunes.
Live Episode Commentary - 9 - Tales From The Crypt - 512 - Half-way Horrible
At least this episode title was honest? Adam and Phoenix struggle to get through this episode with awesome actors.
Live Episode Commentary - 8 - Tales From The Crypt - 509 - Came The Dawn
Frank, Adam, Phoenix. They watched a Psycho ripoff episode.
Live Episode Commentary - 7 - Tales From The Cryptkeeper - 312 - Monsters Ate My Homework
The bingo hopper hates us so Phoenix had to watch another cartoon episode by himself. This time it’s 1999 and the animation is different. The title says it all really.
Live Episode Commentary - 6 - Tales From The Cryptkeeper - 204 - All The Gory Details
Phoenix didn’t want to force anyone else into watching another cartoon episode so he flew solo for this one about Frankenstein monsters or something.
Live Episode Commentary - 5 - Tales From The Darkside - 117 - The Madness Room
This time Adam and Phoenix learn a harsh lesson. Never go back for seconds on shows we used to love. Tales From The Darkside is far too good of a show title for what this was.
Live Episode Commentary - 4 - Tales From The Crypt - 403 - On A Deadman's Chest
Guess what? Another bad episode to do live episode commentary for. Adam, Frank and Phoenix watch this episode directed by a legendary director and are left scratching their heads.
Live Episode Commentary - 3 - Tales From The Cryptkeeper - 208 - Growing Pains
Phoenix and Pete watch and do live episode commentary on their first cartoon episode. Does it live up to the surprisingly disappointing real show?
Live Episode Commentary - 2 - Tales From The Crypt - 309 - Undertaking Palor
This time Pete and Phoenix watched an episode about a kinda creepy undertaker. It’s basically the first draft for Super 8. It was neither super nor… 8? Something like that. This is their live episode commentary.
Live Episode Commentary - 1 - Tales From The Crypt - 213 - Korman's Kalamity
We decided halfway through this episode to start recording. Frank was the one that recorded so that explains why it sounds this way. The following live episode commentaries will sound better and start at the beginning. Cast: Phoenix West, Frank Linkz, Adam Wilcox.