Yet another round of shitting on this song. If you purchase ten thousand spoons then irony is the least of your worries.
594 - LIW The Twilight Zone Review - 101 - Where Is Everybody Redux (TZ 101)
Watch as a man walks around alone and screams at all the nobody there. Watch as a man walks around alone and fights a phone booth. Watch other things as well.
592 - The Podcasts Podcast - 29 - Podcast Homework For Episode 30
Creepypasta is still not pasta nor creepy but we discuss the impact the podcasts had on the last week of our lives. Frank then tries to convince Phoenix to listen to more creepypasta shows on YouTube. It doesn't go well. Perhaps he will train and build up his convincing skills to convince him further. Where could one go to train and build up muscles....
Tristar Gym Podcast Follow Up Training Intensity And Much More - AMA 22 - Coach Zahabi 6.24.18 (49 minutes) https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/podcast-follow-up-training-intensity-much-more-ama/id1143878755?i=1000414524992&mt=2
The Gym Closet TGC 041 - Why You’re Fat Talk 6.27.18 (25 minutes) https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/tgc-041-why-youre-fat-talk/id1294724613?i=1000414773002&mt=2
Garage Gym Athlete S4E3: Sean McCool on Red Light Therapy, two gyms, and knowing the why 7.2.18 (30 minutes) https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/s4e3-sean-mccool-on-red-light-therapy-two-gyms-knowing/id1319033389?i=1000415091000&mt=2
593 - LIW The Twilight Zone Review - 100 - The Fugitive (TZ 325)
NAMBLA endorses this episode of The Twilight Zone. Watch this episode and then scrub yourself afterward because you will feel sick. Just listen to this episode and count how many times the word 'pedophile' comes up.
591 - LIW Movie Review - 74 - Solo A Star Wars Story (2018)
Join us as we pick apart Solo: A Star Wars Story. A story about Solo in a Star Wars setting. It gives you exactly what it says it will. *LIW Studios catalogue #591
590 - Things That Will Burn In Hell - 64 - Christmas In July
This episode just happens to land exacly one week after the real Christmas and it's driving me insane that if I started this series a week earlier it would have been the official Christmas episode. Fuck it though. I mean... yeah, fuck it.
589 - Things That Will Burn In Hell - 57 - Fast Food (Rapes America) Part II
Must lose weight before this fast food poetry series makes me a fool. Yet again, a sexual poem about fast food served up with extra pickles (1) in only the way Things That Will Burn In Hell can.
588 - Things That Will Burn In Hell - 55 - Nonsense Bumper Stickers
Part 1 of 2 on those sticky bastards made to advertise your shitty beliefs on your car bumper. This is the exact place to post your opinions to gain respect. Just makes sense.
586 - Things That Will Burn In Hell - 48 - 1980-1989
Ten years of suck. Stop pretending it wasn't.
585 - Things That Will Burn In Hell - 44 - The Messengers (2007) (The Death Of Horror)
Remember that shitty Kristen Stewart movie that was vaguely supernatural? Not narrowing it down enough? This one was driven by crows. The crows showed up with the plot and a family straight out of Full House had to deal with ghosts or some shit like that. Either way let's sit down and talk about our feelings about this movie.
587 - Things That Will Burn In Hell - 51 - High-Fives
We already covered limp handshakes so now let's discuss the eleveated aerial vertical near-handshakes. AKA high-fives. Also I talk about Pauly Shore but it's all in good fun. It's because I hate fun.
584 - LIW The Twilight Zone Review - 99 - To Serve Man (TZ 324)
Considered one of the best TZ episodes for some reason. It's a good episode with a ton of flaws. Mainly being if your overall goal is to come to earth to trick people into willingly coming back to your home planet so that you can eat them there... why the holy fuck bring the goddamn cook book to earth at all? You especially wouldn't just leave it behind after a meeting for the people to find and possibly translate. These are supposed to be superior creatures.
581 - LIW Improv Theater - 55 - Spooky Spooky Pastacast - 3 - The Poo-Ghost Part 3
The thrilling conclusion to the Poo-Ghost storyline in which the end was already revealed but it's still going somehow.
580 - LIW Improv Theater - 54 - Spooky Spooky Pastacast - 2 - The Poo-Ghost Part 2
The continuing saga of the Poo-Ghost and his many victims.
579 - LIW Improv Theater - 53 - Spooky Spooky Pastacast - 1 - The Poo-Ghost Part 1
Taken from a bit for The Podcasts Podcast in which we reviewed Creepypasta podcasts. I found them so terrible that I just had to make my own. I should also note that one of the stories involved a man covered in shit so that explains the feces-centric storyline. I will also make this available as a podcast on iTunes called Spooky Spooky Pastacast in which I make fun of Creepypasta stories so that people that are super into Creepypasta accidentially listen to them. The internet is fun.
582 - The Podcasts Podcast - 28 - Creepypasta Podcasts
This episode might have the biggest disagreement between Phoenix and Frank on the ordering of the podcasts from worst to best. Phoenix hated these episodes so much that he made his own creepy pasta podcast and dubbed it "Spooky Spooky Pastacast." Go check that out as soon as it's available on itunes or wherever. You can also find it on the LIW Improv Theater feed if you don't want to subscribe to a whole extra show. They will feature spooky scary disturbing stories improvised by Phoenix. They will also be very stupid. Speaking of very stupid, listen to the same podcasts we did with the links at the bottom.
MrCreepyPasta Storytime Laurie by Stephen King 5.28.18 https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/laurie-by-stephen-king/id1086404799?i=1000412443949&mt=2
The Scarecast - Scary Stories & Creepypasta 57 - 3 TRUE Gas Station Horror Stories (Feat. Unit #522) 12.3.16 https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/episode-57-3-true-gas-station-horror-stories-feat-unit-522/id1071545581?i=1000378541501&mt=2
Spooky Boo’s Scary Story Time Scary Ghost Stories - Dear In The Headlights 6.22.18 https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/scary-ghost-stories-dear-in-the-headlights/id1163831041?i=1000414437605&mt=2
583 - LIW The Twilight Zone Review - 98 - The Last Rites Of Jeff Myrtlebank (TZ 323)
Welcome to the mid-west where everyone has southern accents and say southern sayings and live in the south but is still the mid-west for some reason. A totally mid-western man awakens in his coffin at his funeral but don't you dare sue his doctor for malpractice. Watch as this zombie pedophile threatens people with horrific plagues before escorting his underage bride-to-be through the gates of hell.
578 - LIW The Twilight Zone Review - 97 - One For The Angels Redux (TZ 102)
Another redux episode so Frank can chime in to talk about this selfish pedophile's battle against Death who apparenly has a quota like a ticket giving motorcycle cop. Why does Death carry cash? Why does he need so many ties? How do you grab a toy robot by mistake when you were trying to grab a tie? Why would birds carry silk across the ocean to make ties? So many tie related questions. Lou? Lou. Lou! Lou... Lou, can you hear me, Lou?
576 - The Podcasts Podcast - 27 - Podcast Homework For Episode 28
We attempt to give compliments for the astrology podcast but fail. Just like they did at creating informative podcasts. Anyway, Frank gives his picks for next week and he's impossible to understand so just click on the links below to get the correct ones.
MrCreepyPasta Storytime Laurie by Stephen King 5.28.18 https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/laurie-by-stephen-king/id1086404799?i=1000412443949&mt=2
The Scarecast - Scary Stories & Creepypasta 57 - 3 TRUE Gas Station Horror Stories (Feat. Unit #522) 12.3.16 https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/episode-57-3-true-gas-station-horror-stories-feat-unit-522/id1071545581?i=1000378541501&mt=2
Spooky Boo’s Scary Story Time Scary Ghost Stories - Dear In The Headlights 6.22.18 https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/scary-ghost-stories-dear-in-the-headlights/id1163831041?i=1000414437605&mt=2
577 - LIW The Twilight Zone Review - 96 - A Piano In The House (TZ 322)
Songs that make reveal your true inner self. Who needs a lie detector test when they can just bring in a player piano into the courtroom and get people truly talking? Best 'rich guy' villain so far in the TZ. We are back with our sound mixer and Frank's slurring makes a furious comeback. Witness the hot mess.