485 - The Podcasts Podcast - 9 - Podcast Homework For Episode 10

We survived our adventure in time travel. Now what's next you ask? Oh, you didn't ask. Fuck you then. For those of you still reading, Phoenix picks the next show topic based off his incredibly sad bachelor night of movie watching from Christmas Eve into Christmas Day. Start up your siren and kick on the lights for an arresting night of podcasts.

The Police Podcast - Motorcop Returns https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/motorcop-returns/id959303942?i=1000371470897&mt=2

Police Academy Podcast - Should Women Be Police Officers? https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/should-women-be-police-officers/id1105181630?i=1000390950894&mt=2

Squad Room - Ep 50: I Was a Dirty Cop with Former LAPS Officer Ruben Palomares https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/ep-50-i-was-dirty-cop-former-lapd-officer-ruben-palomares/id995536948?i=1000381185310&mt=2

484 - The Podcasts Podcast - 8 - Time Travel Podcasts

Well, it's time for time travel podcasts in which Phoenix and Frank listen to people describe 2 TV shows they haven't seen and a movie they also haven't seen. It's sure to be an entertaining hour.

Paradox: The Time Travel Podcast - Episode 22: Edge Of Tomorrow, Live Die Repeat https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/episode-22-edge-of-tomorrow-or-live-die-repeat/id1014590862?i=1000394539527&mt=2

This Week In Time Travel - 34: Just Another Manic Mondas https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/34-just-another-manic-mondas/id1218395886?i=1000397733810&mt=2

The Time Travel Trio Podcast - Episode 57: Heroes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/ep-57-heroes/id1051163283?i=1000397209702&mt=2

483 - LIW The Twilight Zone Review - 69 - Season 2 Bottom 5 Episodes

Season 2 is an amazing mess. The best episodes of the series are blended together with the worst comedic episdoes of the series. A man is terrorized by his razor. An elderly gay man must come to terms with his struggling sexuality and his psycopathic fantasy of destroying the human race. A man stares at the radio so much that he transforms back to a time where he was still elderly. Well, at least there isn't a story about a rapist impregnating his victim like in season 1.

482 - LIW The Twilight Zone Review - 68 - Season 1 Bottom 5 Episodes

Well we did our positive top 5 episodes and we felt sick after so we though we'd end 2017 properly. By choosing our least favorite 5 episodes from season 1 and 2. We had more in common this time around.

481 - The Podcasts Podcast - 7 - Podcast Homework For Episode 8

Well, it's time for time travel podcasts in which Phoenix and Frank listen to people describe 2 TV shows they haven't seen and a movie they also haven't seen. It's sure to be an entertaining hour.

Paradox: The Time Travel Podcast - Episode 22: Edge Of Tomorrow, Live Die Repeat https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/episode-22-edge-of-tomorrow-or-live-die-repeat/id1014590862?i=1000394539527&mt=2

This Week In Time Travel - 34: Just Another Manic Mondas https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/34-just-another-manic-mondas/id1218395886?i=1000397733810&mt=2

The Time Travel Trio Podcast - Episode 57: Heroes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/ep-57-heroes/id1051163283?i=1000397209702&mt=2

480 - The Podcasts Podcast - 6 - Sex Podcasts

Lube yourself up with some peanut butter to prepare for this shit show of an episode. Turns out you CAN make sex boring. And creepy. And disgusting. Frank also gets personal in this episode. Too personal.

Next week's shows: Sex Talk With My Mom - E101 Too Horny For Religious Life // Sex With Prostitutes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/e101-too-horny-for-religious-life-sex-with-prostitutes/id1044963177?i=1000394063199&mt=2

Sex With Emily - Holy Phone Sex, Batman! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/holy-phone-sex-batman/id82456189?i=1000393037114&mt=2

Sick Addictions With Joclyn Stone - 189 Stuff My Hole https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/189-stuff-my-hole-sick-addictions-with-joclyn-stone/id961726070?i=1000393650668&mt=2

479 - LIW The Twilight Zone Review - 67 - Season 2 Top 5 Episodes

Season 2 was a much easier endeavor. Frank actually managed to pick just 5. One of them involved a claymation dinosaur. That's the only hint you're getting. Figure it out.

478 - LIW The Twilight Zone Review - 66 - Season 1 Top 5 Episodes

Listen as two grown men bicker about their top 5 Twilight Zone episodes from season 1. One man has his top 5 locked. Another has his top 5 be a top 8 with mulitiple number 1's. It doesn't make sense. Don't try to think about it so hard. It'll kill you. Anyway, it's our first episode where we aren't tearing an episode apart so enjoy.

477 - LIW The Twilight Zone Review - 65 - The Obsolete Man (TZ 229)

In this touching tale from a possible future, a librarian that is a glutton for punishment is sentenced to death only to narrowly kill the person that sentenced him to death. But nah. Sounds like we hated it but this is Phoenix's second favorite episode.

476 - LIW The Twilight Zone Review - 64 - Will The Real Martian Please Stand Up? (TZ 228)

If you have 7 people in a room when there is only supposed to be 6 and the theory is that one of the people must be a Martian, having a side theory that one of the 7 was replaced by the Martian doesn't make any sense. You still have an additional person. At any rate the confusion doesn't stop there. Why did the cops say they would ride ahead on the bridge only to ride on it at the exact same time as a heavy fucking bus? They deserved to die.

475 - The Podcasts Podcast - 5 - Podcast Homework For Episode 6

Another week, another selection of turd podcasts. This time Phoenix was feeling a bit sexy so he chose 3 podcasts of a sexual nature. Next week will be one hard-core episode of The Podcasts Podcast. Phoenix and Frank are sure to fuck is what we're getting at here. Or not. You'll have to listen to find out.

Next week's shows: Sex Talk With My Mom - E101 Too Horny For Religious Life // Sex With Prostitutes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/e101-too-horny-for-religious-life-sex-with-prostitutes/id1044963177?i=1000394063199&mt=2

Sex With Emily - Holy Phone Sex, Batman! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/holy-phone-sex-batman/id82456189?i=1000393037114&mt=2

Sick Addictions With Joclyn Stone - 189 Stuff My Hole https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/189-stuff-my-hole-sick-addictions-with-joclyn-stone/id961726070?i=1000393650668&mt=2

474 - The Podcasts Podcast - 4 - Board Game Podcasts

Phoenix West and Frank Linkz roll the dice and came up with this load of horseshit. Board games are only mildly interesting in person so listening to people describe them is borderline deadly. Do not drive while listening to these 3 shows, they will murder you.

Epic Gaming Night - Ep 91 Board Games & Chill https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/ep-91-board-games-chill/id992694797?i=1000380694687&mt=2

The Married With Board Games Podcast - MWBG #29 Stop Cheating You Cheater! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mwbg-29-stop-cheating-you-cheater/id1151914816?i=1000394280685&mt=2

Adventure Party - International Table Top Day Adventure Party #47 https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/international-table-top-day-adventure-party-47/id975303170?i=1000380836168&mt=2

473 - TINM! - 73 - "It Will Die In Its Skin Coffin."

Phoenix just started recording while Frank was trying to configure his microphone so this is just a fuck-around episode. They talk about Noel and Liam Gallager from Oasis and how Liam is a piece of shit, The Walking Dead show and how terrible it can be, how the new iOS update on Phoenix's phone makes his phone just randomly start playing podcasts, Frank gives the most confusing iphone tech advice, how much it would suck to get a circumcision as an adult, Phoenix taking mis-leading courses in community college, Frank plays his first minute of podcasting ever compared to a recent one, they both break down what exactly happened during the LIW The Twilight Zone Review recording of Shadow Play, how Frank can't say the word Atlanta but instead replaces it with America and lastly how Frank was attacked by red ants and it caused him to become a naked lunatic.

472 - LIW The Walking Dead Review - 111 - The Walking Dead - 805 - The Big Scary U

This episode was really goddamn good and it almost hurts Phoenix to describe it. Positivity is a poison. Hate is the cure. Anyway, we finally get more out of Negan, Daryl and Father Gabriel. All of Phoenix's wishes were answered and it's suspicious... someone is listening to this show.... someone at AMC....

470 - LIW The Walking Dead Review - 109 - The Walking Dead Comic - Chapter 27 - The Whisperer War

The war against the Whisperererers is finally here! We also finally see a bit more into Negan's past and it's great. Why does every girl want to fuck Carl? Is it because he's the only teenage boy left in humanity? Or is it because every teenage girl has a eye cavity fetish? Find out in this episode. Wait, that isn't discussed here. The answer is yes. Now you know.

471 - LIW The Walking Dead Review - 110 - The Walking Dead Comic - Chapter 28 - A Certain Doom

In Eugene's desperate attempt to be useful, he gets one of the most useful characters killed. What a dick. A mullet-ed dick. Negan finally opens up and really reveals something about himself from before the zombie apocalpyse. The show should start doing this. Hint hint. You whore show. You know damn well you took all those CD's from my car so give them back! Goddamn whore show. Anyway, this is the last chapter for another year so Phoenix will be back in a year or so for chapter 29 and 30.

468 - LIW The Walking Dead Review - 107 - The Walking Dead Comic - Chapter 25 - No Turning Back

It's been over 2 years since the last comic review so strap in/on for this one. We finally get to see/read the aftermath of the Whisperers murdering half the cast of characters. The aftermath isn't as crazy as you think it would be. Negan is starting to give advice to Rick and that can only lead to great places. Right?

469 - LIW The Walking Dead Review - 108 - The Walking Dead Comic - Chapter 26 - Call To Arms

Rick is beaten up by a teenager and loses some teeth. He's falling apart by the chapter. Negan escapes and becomes the leader of The Whisperes for exactly 20 seconds. Wasn't what I expected but that's a good thing. Are you ready for The Whisperer War? I know I am. I know Rick isn't. He will just be a torso and head sitting in a chair barking out orders soon.

467 - LIW The Twilight Zone Review - 63 - The Mind And The Matter (TZ 227)

What happens when you give an elderly sociopath a superpower? Obviously only mass extinction and cross-dressing can be the result. Seriously, fuck this episode. They tucked it away at the tail end of season 2 in the middle of the greatest run in show history, hoping we all didn't notice how shitty it truly was. Rod... we noticed. Stop writing comedies...wait...you're a dead person. I keep forgetting. I feel ashamed. The only way to fix this shame is to wish every single other person on the planet into extinction. That'll solve all of my problems.

466 - LIW The Twilight Zone Review - 62 - Shadow Play (TZ 226)

Imagine you're stuck in a dream where you die at the end and you're desperately trying to convince those around you that they're making huge mistakes. This is what Phoenix feels like all the time due to people in public making rules that can only prove that we humans hate ourselves. Anyway, this is a strange podcast because it was recorded in two sections because Frank was sick so we had to take a 3 day break between the commercial break. This. Is. Our. Favorite. TZ. Episode. Ever.