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Yet another Nic Cage movie. Yet another live show with a panel of confused people. This time around we tackle Season Of The Witch. Not the Halloween sequel but the crusades movie that for some reason starring Nic Cage. Phoenix, Dick and Adam try their best to explain this mess.
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This episode was shot in June of 2020. Now you’re getting it 10 months later. It takes a while to prepare yourself for editing an episode about Between Worlds. This is the first “LIVE” episode of the show. Plenty of visuals so make sure you are checking out the video not just the podcast.
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Phoenix did a lot of narcotics and drank a lot of whiskey then passed out and missed his birthday. Then was hungover for almost a year but now he’s back to kinda talk about these two movies. One stars Nic Cage. The answer will finally be answered, will adding Nic Cage to any movie make it better?
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Raising Arizona is great. What else can you really say about it? Remember that awesome scene that made you laugh really hard? Yeah, me too. (it’s a terrible film and I hate Cage. I hate comedy and I hate the Coen Brothers) It’s just simply a perfect film made by awesome filmmakers. (go away)
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In this Black Edition of Color Out Of Space, Phoenix talks slightly less about the movie while still going way too into detail. This movie doesn’t deserve to have two episodes about it but here we are.
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In this White Edition of Color Out Of Space review, Phoenix goes way too into detail about the movie. He then did the Black Edition a couple days later to talk about it slightly less.
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In this chapter we learn about the different races that live within the thick forests of Travolta’s hands. Plus Phoenix discovers it’s not about ice cream, it’s about conspiracy. Is Travolta removing ears of people to get paid by Malcolm Walsh?
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We arrive at the Malcolm Walsh Ice Cream Parlor or something like that. Travolta is finally told of the face-offing aspect of the film Face/Off but he doesn’t seem too interested. Castor Troy is apparently still alive in a NyQuil & Cocaine coma but what we really need to know about is the Merlin-esque doctor Malcolm Walsh. He’s amazing.
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Part Mad Max part X-Men boring parts. Nic Cage is in this movie whose plot is held together with Scotch tape. Cage is basically an IRS agent if taxes were life and death. A world where the ultimate goal is to win the ultimate prize of getting to live in Canada. Seriously, it's Logan-light.
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What's the best way to celebrate the 20th episode of Nic Cage Cast? By watching 7 movies at once. All animated. All Cagemated, that is. Phoenix watches A Christmas Carol, G-Force (semi-animated), The Ant Bully, Astro Boy, The Croods, Spider-Man Into The Spider-verse and Teen Titans Go! To The Movies. It was a headache of a viewing experience and you'll get a glimpse of it in this episode. Which animated movie will win? It's Spider-Man but which one gets second place???
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So many names were butchered in the making of this review. Let's just say it: this movie needed 10 times more Cage. He was barely in this movie and it was a mistake. If you love deafening jazz notes, this is your film.
Watch this movie knowing that the first 20 minutes is possibly the worst bit of cinema released in quite a while. Then the rape. All the rape. But then after that it becomes a decent movie. Also included is a short documentary: Vengeance: A Love Story: Shadows & Reflections.
The ping pong balls chose Joe and for once didn't fuck me. Then I forgot I watched it and went to review Mandy. Thus was born the first versus of the NCC series. Which will win? Does it even matter?
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This chapter covers a whopping 36 seconds of Face/Off between a secretly recorded therapy session between Phoenix and his psychiatrist, Dr. Libari. Let's get this conspiracy train on the tracks. #faceofftruth #archerdidit
The FBI needs some serious organizational help. This chapter also covers the Kennedy magic bullet that managed to hit Sean Archer and his son both in their chests despite anything logic and physics tell us. Welcome back to the movie: the so-not-hot Sinclaire.
Despite the pleas to stop doing this show... this chapter covers Travolta going home to argue with his terrible family, Travolta going to work to be terrible to his coworkers and that's about it.
This chapter covers the mysterious backstory of the Troy brothers, the hangar shootout and the death of Castor Troy which makes Travolta cry? It looks like he's sad as hell over it.
We are gathered here today to mourn the loss of the greatest tongue-sucker in a generation. She is gone but not really because Travolta's partner is keeping her around in a classic Weekend At Bernie's scenario. Or not. It's not clear yet. Do we finally meet the famed Sean Archer in the episode???
This episode covers a whopping 1 minute and 22 seconds of the movie Face/Off in which we cover a jeep playing chicken with a jet. The movie also attempts to give a real name to Tongue-Sucker Jones as if we would accept that. LONG LIVE TONGUE-SUCKER JONES!
This chapter covers the confusing FBI labeling of their phones, the run-down Southern California International Airport, Castor and Pollux Troy's outfits and the best character so far: Tongue-Sucker Jones. Butt.
