NyQuil & Cocaine: A Face/Off Novelization Audiobook - Chapter 5: Weekend At Bernie's Scenario

We are gathered here today to mourn the loss of the greatest tongue-sucker in a generation. She is gone but not really because Travolta's partner is keeping her around in a classic Weekend At Bernie's scenario. Or not. It's not clear yet. Do we finally meet the famed Sean Archer in the episode???

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NyQuil & Cocaine: A Face/Off Novelization Audiobook - Chapter 2: Sinclaire Isn't THAT Hot

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This chapter covers Travolta's suicide contemplation, verbal abuse of his co-workers, Cage working with electronics and how he's into Sinclaire instead of me. But this isn't about me. It's about Face/Off.

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NyQuil & Cocaine: A Face/Off Novelization Audiobook - Chapter 9: Dainty Pinky Wave

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This chapter covers a whopping 36 seconds of Face/Off between a secretly recorded therapy session between Phoenix and his psychiatrist, Dr. Libari. Let's get this conspiracy train on the tracks. #faceofftruth #archerdidit

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NyQyil & Cocaine: A Face/Off Novelization Audiobook - Chapter 8: Command O: Case Closed

The FBI needs some serious organizational help. This chapter also covers the Kennedy magic bullet that managed to hit Sean Archer and his son both in their chests despite anything logic and physics tell us. Welcome back to the movie: the so-not-hot Sinclaire.

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NyQuil & Cocaine: A Face/Off Novelization Audiobook - Chapter 7: Gay Conversion Camp

Despite the pleas to stop doing this show... this chapter covers Travolta going home to argue with his terrible family, Travolta going to work to be terrible to his coworkers and that's about it.

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NyQuil & Cocaine: A Face/Off Novelization Audiobook - Chapter 4: Low-Rent Captain America

This episode covers a whopping 1 minute and 22 seconds of the movie Face/Off in which we cover a jeep playing chicken with a jet. The movie also attempts to give a real name to Tongue-Sucker Jones as if we would accept that. LONG LIVE TONGUE-SUCKER JONES!

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NyQuil & Cocaine: A Face/Off Novelization Audiobook - Chapter 3: Fruit Eating Stamina

This chapter covers the confusing FBI labeling of their phones, the run-down Southern California International Airport, Castor and Pollux Troy's outfits and the best character so far: Tongue-Sucker Jones. Butt.

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NyQuil & Cocaine: A Face/Off Novelization Audiobook - Chapter 1: A Murder Of Horses

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Face/Off was the subject of the first episode from Loitering In Wonderland Studios so it seemed only logical to write an entire novelization on the film and release it as a podcast and video series. Maybe I need to look up logical in the dictionary. In this first chapter Phoenix West covers the first 3 minutes or so of the best movie ever: Face/Off from 1997. Learn why the show is titled NyQuil & Cocaine.

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16: Mom And Dad (2017) Redux

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While recording Loitering In Wonderland episode 75 about Mom And Dad, we talked about the movie for an hour. It was simply too long to release so we took the Cage discussion parts and made it into an SMS! episode. Enjoy your Frankenstein episode of SMS! NCC.

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15: Guarding Tess (1994)

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The ping-pong balls are back again and they're angrier than ever. This time they force Phoenix into watching possibly the most boring movie in the Cage cannon: Guarding Tess. A movie in which Cage watches an old lady cut newspaper articles out while they slowly whisper out dialogue about nothing. Then with 20 minutes left of the film they decided to throw in a plot.

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Bonus: Mom And Dad (2017) from LIW Movie Review

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Phoenix West and Jansen Carlin are back to discuss the almost movie Mom And Dad. A movie about parents that kill their kids off screen. Watch as they attempt to kill their kids who have no will to live. Sometimes we just want to Loiter(ing) In Wonderland.

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14: Left Behind (2014)

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Another stupid game chose another stupid Nic Cage movie. This time Left Behind was literally in the cards. Phoenix watches the 2014 Christian movie which for some reason stars Nic Cage. Still can't figure that out. Phoenix gets left behind during the screening and some asshole turned off his oxygen. A real jerk.

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13: Mom And Dad (2017)

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Imagine a world where your parents actively want to kill you instead of just ignore you emotionally or physically. This is the reality in the 2017 Nic Cage movie Mom And Dad. An hour and a half that serves as an extended trailer for a movie you want to watch after you finish watching it.

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2018 State Of The Studio Address

This is going out on all of our feeds from Loitering In Wonderland Studios. It's just letting you guys know what's happening with us right now and why podcasts have been delayed. If you guys are curious you can find our other shows at the following places. www.LIWstudios.com youtube.com/LoiteringInWonderland loiteringinwonderland@gmail.com

12: Face/Off (1997)

Just the audio version. Visit the youtube link below to see the full video This review is too long for you. Don't bother. I'm aware. And this is only part 1. Part 2 is under Loitering In Wonderland Movie Review episode 73. If you can watch 2 45 minute reviews on Face/Off then welcome. Pull up a chair and help me figure this movie out. Not sure what the hell happened when I was forced into watching the Nic Cage classic Face/Off from 1997. I started watching it in March and then the next thing I knew I was back and it was June. Watch the footage and help me piece it together. www.LIWstudios.com www.youtube.com/LoiteringInWonderland loiteringinwonderland@gmail.com

Bonus: Face/Off (1997) from LIW Movie Review

This is the very first episode of LIW Studios and therefore the very first episode of Loitering IN Wonderland Movie Review. It debuted 12.13.2013 and I've decided to re-release it on this feed because obviously. To listen to more of those podcast movie reviews, subscribe to LIW Movie Review wherever you get your podcasts. www.LIWstudios.com

11: Con Air (1997)

Someone delivers some packages for Phoenix. Creepy packages with vague threats. Does he listen? What do you think? He takes to the sky aboard Con Airlines along with the 20 celebrities on board. Phoenix "The Penis" West riffs his way through this overly long action movie starring a bored and buff Nic Cage.

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10: National Treasures (2004-2007)

We knew we would eventually have to watch both National Treasure movies but that doesn't mean we can't watch them both at the exact same time. Side by side, Phoenix watches both movies at once. Will he follow the deep storylines of both films at once?? Yes. Yes he did. It wasn't even slightly hard. Most of this episode is Phoenix passing the time while making Are You Afraid Of The Dark and Ron Howard references. It's a bit long but it's 2 movies at once so that was bound to happen. You'll learn to deal with it. Through years of unsuccessful therapy. Enjoy! www.LIWstudios.com