21: The Humanity Bureau (2017)

Part Mad Max part X-Men boring parts. Nic Cage is in this movie whose plot is held together with Scotch tape. Cage is basically an IRS agent if taxes were life and death. A world where the ultimate goal is to win the ultimate prize of getting to live in Canada. Seriously, it's Logan-light.

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20: Cagemated

What's the best way to celebrate the 20th episode of Nic Cage Cast? By watching 7 movies at once. All animated. All Cagemated, that is. Phoenix watches A Christmas Carol, G-Force (semi-animated), The Ant Bully, Astro Boy, The Croods, Spider-Man Into The Spider-verse and Teen Titans Go! To The Movies. It was a headache of a viewing experience and you'll get a glimpse of it in this episode. Which animated movie will win? It's Spider-Man but which one gets second place???

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19: The Cotton Club (1984)

So many names were butchered in the making of this review. Let's just say it: this movie needed 10 times more Cage. He was barely in this movie and it was a mistake. If you love deafening jazz notes, this is your film.

18: Vengeance: A Love Story (2017)

Watch this movie knowing that the first 20 minutes is possibly the worst bit of cinema released in quite a while. Then the rape. All the rape. But then after that it becomes a decent movie. Also included is a short documentary: Vengeance: A Love Story: Shadows & Reflections.

17: Joe (2013) vs. Mandy (2018)

The ping pong balls chose Joe and for once didn't fuck me. Then I forgot I watched it and went to review Mandy. Thus was born the first versus of the NCC series. Which will win? Does it even matter?

NyQuil & Cocaine: A Face/Off Novelization Audiobook - Chapter 1: A Murder Of Horses

Since iTunes won't load the actual show because of the title: I'll just post the episods on different LIW Studios feeds.

Face/Off was the subject of the first episode from Loitering In Wonderland Studios so it seemed only logical to write an entire novelization on the film and release it as a podcast and video series. Maybe I need to look up logical in the dictionary. In this first chapter Phoenix West covers the first 3 minutes or so of the best movie ever: Face/Off from 1997. Learn why the show is titled NyQuil & Cocaine.

16: Mom And Dad (2017) Redux

Audio only. To see the video go to the YouTube link below.

While recording Loitering In Wonderland episode 75 about Mom And Dad, we talked about the movie for an hour. It was simply too long to release so we took the Cage discussion parts and made it into an SMS! episode. Enjoy your Frankenstein episode of B-Movie Battle! NCC.

15: Guarding Tess (1994)

Just the audio version. To see the video go to the YouTube link below.

The ping-pong balls are back again and they're angrier than ever. This time they force Phoenix into watching possibly the most boring movie in the Cage cannon: Guarding Tess. A movie in which Cage watches an old lady cut newspaper articles out while they slowly whisper out dialogue about nothing. Then with 20 minutes left of the film they decided to throw in a plot.

Bonus: Mom And Dad (2017) from LIW Movie Review

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Phoenix West and Jansen Carlin are back to discuss the almost movie Mom And Dad. A movie about parents that kill their kids off screen. Watch as they attempt to kill their kids who have no will to live. Sometimes we just want to Loiter(ing) In Wonderland.

14: Left Behind (2014)

Just the audio version from the YouTube video show. Check the link below to go see the video.

Another stupid game chose another stupid Nic Cage movie. This time Left Behind was literally in the cards. Phoenix watches the 2014 Christian movie which for some reason stars Nic Cage. Still can't figure that out. Phoenix gets left behind during the screening and some asshole turned off his oxygen. A real jerk.

13: Mom And Dad (2017)

Just the audio version from the YouTube video show. Check the link below to go see the video.

Imagine a world where your parents actively want to kill you instead of just ignore you emotionally or physically. This is the reality in the 2017 Nic Cage movie Mom And Dad. An hour and a half that serves as an extended trailer for a movie you want to watch after you finish watching it.

2018 State Of The Studio Address

This is going out on all of our feeds from Loitering In Wonderland Studios. It's just letting you guys know what's happening with us right now and why podcasts have been delayed. If you guys are curious you can find our other shows at the following places.