2018 State Of The Studio Address

This is going out on all of our feeds from Loitering In Wonderland Studios. It's just letting you guys know what's happening with us right now and why podcasts have been delayed. If you guys are curious you can find our other shows at the following places. www.LIWstudios.com youtube.com/LoiteringInWonderland loiteringinwonderland@gmail.com

33 - Great Again (711)

Another season of AHS has come to an end and for the first time in several years, I'm sad. This season was fucking great and I say that with confidence. I figure it's only fair that I shit on it when it's bad, I should proclaim my love when it's great. Can we somehow give Evan Peters an Oscar for a TV show? Let's make it happen. Let's make the Oscars great again. It feels weird to be this positive in a podcast description. It's making me feel funny. www.LIWstudios.com

31 - Drink The Kool-Aid (709)

Whenever I get together with friends we play the "drink poison Kool-Aid out of a small paper cup and see who is willing to die for me but only to have it turn out to be regular Kool-Aid" game. It's a lot of fun. www.LIWstudios.com

29 - Valerie Solanis Died For Your Sins: Scumbag (707)

Thank you for reading this podcast description. If you are a woman then you are a magical creature. If you are a man... how dare you read this you SCUM? You turd. You scummy turd. Valeria Solanis is coming for you. Well, not anymore because she died for your sins. So you're welcome. Or something like that. It doesn't really make sense. www.LIWstudios.com

28 - Mid-Western Assassin (706)

Good episode but very predictable. Kai takes his bid for city counsel to the next level with 2 speeches that go very smoothly. Unless you count a lovable AHS actor showing up and giving him shit and a mass shooting. Either way the plot is advancing which is a refreshing change of pace. LIWstudios.com

27 - Holes (705)

Kai's cult takes things to the next level by killing a gimp. That's a strange lifestyle and Phoenix makes his opinions of it known. This episode of AHS is called Holes and for once a AHS season isn't full of them. www.LIWstudios.com www.youtube.com/loiteringinwonderland

26 - 11/9 (704)

This is the best AHS episode since season 2. Truly. It's such a relief to not have to deal with a shitty AHS season. Makes my job more difficult though. It's easier to make fun of things when they're terrible. Anyway, Kai is recruiting his cult and is willing to take care of your hard-on that won't quit to get you aboard. That's a good quality to have in a leader. So grab your jizz mop and listen to the LIW review! www.LIWstudios.com

25 - Neighbors From Hell (703)

This is a conspiracy episode for Phoenix. He lays out some possible scenarios about plots/characters that he believes will happen in future episodes. Or not. Who knows. Also, the fuck is with that Goosebumps glowing green truck? Too much glowing green. Too much. Anyway, this is a great episode for psychopaths and haters of animals alike. www.LIWstudios.com

24 - Don't Be Afraid Of The Dark (702)

I don't like it when tv titles give me orders. I'll be afraid of the dark if I goddamn want to be. I just choose not to be. Independent of any outside orders. In this episode, Allison Pill continues to believe that her insane wife is seeing clowns. Until she realizes she's insane. Then right back into believing her. It's a vicious circle, folks. Despite this sarcastic tone, this is my favorite episode of the last 5 seasons. Yes, it's been a bit of a dry spell for success for AHS. www.LIWstudios.com

23 - Election Night (701)

Looking to escape the nonstop media barrage of Donald Trump reporting? Sick of seeing your facebook friends arguing about politics? Wouldn't you love to escape that by checking into your favorite horror themed television show? Too fucking bad. Prepare to watch as your reality is portrayed on the screen with familiar actors. This season, Evan Peters is Kurt Cobain as Heath Ledger's Joker if he were super racist. Try to enjoy. www.LIWstudios.com