2018 State Of The Studio Address

This is going out on all of our feeds from Loitering In Wonderland Studios. It's just letting you guys know what's happening with us right now and why podcasts have been delayed. If you guys are curious you can find our other shows at the following places. www.LIWstudios.com youtube.com/LoiteringInWonderland loiteringinwonderland@gmail.com

33 - Great Again (711)

Another season of AHS has come to an end and for the first time in several years, I'm sad. This season was fucking great and I say that with confidence. I figure it's only fair that I shit on it when it's bad, I should proclaim my love when it's great. Can we somehow give Evan Peters an Oscar for a TV show? Let's make it happen. Let's make the Oscars great again. It feels weird to be this positive in a podcast description. It's making me feel funny. www.LIWstudios.com

31 - Drink The Kool-Aid (709)

Whenever I get together with friends we play the "drink poison Kool-Aid out of a small paper cup and see who is willing to die for me but only to have it turn out to be regular Kool-Aid" game. It's a lot of fun. www.LIWstudios.com

29 - Valerie Solanis Died For Your Sins: Scumbag (707)

Thank you for reading this podcast description. If you are a woman then you are a magical creature. If you are a man... how dare you read this you SCUM? You turd. You scummy turd. Valeria Solanis is coming for you. Well, not anymore because she died for your sins. So you're welcome. Or something like that. It doesn't really make sense. www.LIWstudios.com

28 - Mid-Western Assassin (706)

Good episode but very predictable. Kai takes his bid for city counsel to the next level with 2 speeches that go very smoothly. Unless you count a lovable AHS actor showing up and giving him shit and a mass shooting. Either way the plot is advancing which is a refreshing change of pace. LIWstudios.com

27 - Holes (705)

Kai's cult takes things to the next level by killing a gimp. That's a strange lifestyle and Phoenix makes his opinions of it known. This episode of AHS is called Holes and for once a AHS season isn't full of them. www.LIWstudios.com www.youtube.com/loiteringinwonderland

26 - 11/9 (704)

This is the best AHS episode since season 2. Truly. It's such a relief to not have to deal with a shitty AHS season. Makes my job more difficult though. It's easier to make fun of things when they're terrible. Anyway, Kai is recruiting his cult and is willing to take care of your hard-on that won't quit to get you aboard. That's a good quality to have in a leader. So grab your jizz mop and listen to the LIW review! www.LIWstudios.com

25 - Neighbors From Hell (703)

This is a conspiracy episode for Phoenix. He lays out some possible scenarios about plots/characters that he believes will happen in future episodes. Or not. Who knows. Also, the fuck is with that Goosebumps glowing green truck? Too much glowing green. Too much. Anyway, this is a great episode for psychopaths and haters of animals alike. www.LIWstudios.com

24 - Don't Be Afraid Of The Dark (702)

I don't like it when tv titles give me orders. I'll be afraid of the dark if I goddamn want to be. I just choose not to be. Independent of any outside orders. In this episode, Allison Pill continues to believe that her insane wife is seeing clowns. Until she realizes she's insane. Then right back into believing her. It's a vicious circle, folks. Despite this sarcastic tone, this is my favorite episode of the last 5 seasons. Yes, it's been a bit of a dry spell for success for AHS. www.LIWstudios.com

23 - Election Night (701)

Looking to escape the nonstop media barrage of Donald Trump reporting? Sick of seeing your facebook friends arguing about politics? Wouldn't you love to escape that by checking into your favorite horror themed television show? Too fucking bad. Prepare to watch as your reality is portrayed on the screen with familiar actors. This season, Evan Peters is Kurt Cobain as Heath Ledger's Joker if he were super racist. Try to enjoy. www.LIWstudios.com

22 - Chapter 10 (610)

It's the end of this season and I feel fine. The season was fine. The episode was pointless. Anyway, watch as minor character Lee is treated like the star of the season via usage of 6 different television shows within the show. It gets confusing. This season is nothing but bringing people to a house to get killed. It was like the Friday The 13th series.

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Our other shows:

Video:

American't, Shitty Movie Showdown!, Nic Cage Cast, Hack From The Future

Audio:

The Phoenix West Show!, LIW Movie Review, LIW The Twilight Zone Review, LIW (Fear) The Walking Dead Review, LIW American Horror Story Review, LIW Westworld Review, LIW Improv Theater

21 - Chapter 9 (609)

Everyone goddamn dies. Or, all but 1 like the show said would happen. This episode is nothing but every character running around until they die. Only 10 episode this season though! That's great news. This episode also has 3 new pointless characters that are millennials so they constantly talk about social media before dying in horrible ways. Lee eats a heart. What the fuck happened in this episode? It's chaos. 

www.LIWstudios.com

Our other shows:

Video:

American't, Shitty Movie Showdown!, Nic Cage Cast, Hack From The Future

Audio:

The Phoenix West Show!, LIW Movie Review, LIW The Twilight Zone Review, LIW (Fear) The Walking Dead Review, LIW American Horror Story Review, LIW Westworld Review, LIW Improv Theater

20 - Chapter 8 (608)

This is a boring episode. I just don't care about cannibalism. Unless it's happening to me, it's boring to watch. The cast is whistled down in this one. I also didn't realize Cain was played by Finn Wittrock. He's too good and it scares me. I also blow up on Ryan Murphy about spoiling his own show all the time. - Phoenix

www.LIWstudios.com

Our other shows:

Video:

American't, Shitty Movie Showdown!, Nic Cage Cast, Hack From The Future

Audio:

The Phoenix West Show!, LIW Movie Review, LIW The Twilight Zone Review, LIW (Fear) The Walking Dead Review, LIW American Horror Story Review, LIW Westworld Review, LIW Improv Theater

19 - Chapter 7 (607)

Kathy Bates is the best. This episode is pure chaos. Witches. Sex. Cannibals. Sticks that appear from the ceiling. Murder. Pointless camera work. It has it all. As long as what you want is a reassembling of every horror movie ever made. Make sure you make it all the way to the last second for a strange ending. 

www.LIWstudios.com

Our other shows:

Video:

American't, Shitty Movie Showdown!, Nic Cage Cast, Hack From The Future

Audio:

The Phoenix West Show!, LIW Movie Review, LIW The Twilight Zone Review, LIW (Fear) The Walking Dead Review, LIW American Horror Story Review, LIW Westworld Review, LIW Improv Theater

18 - Chapter 6 (606)

In this episode, Phoenix reveals Kathy Bates to be his favorite actress. He loves her in this episode. It was about all he loved in the episode though. The new show within the show sounds fun but it's kind of boring to watch everyone hang out. Then the show spoils itself and somehow that makes it better and more suspenseful. Doesn't make sense but it's true. Find out how within this episode..

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17 - Chapter 5 (605)

In this episode, Phoenix talks about the terrible actress at the beginning that plays the historian. He also then goes off track to explain how much it pisses him off that it's "an historian" and "an hour" instead of "a historian" and "a hour". He then questions how Wes Bentley managed to pick up Kathy Bates, being half her size and all. Whatever, is the show over now? Only 5 episodes into a 12 or 13 episode season and the show feels over.

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16 - Chapter 4 (604)

In this episode, Phoenix talks about this episode. Obviously. What else would he talk about? Wait, he goes off topic a lot. He talks about having dirty woods sex some more and how the only time you're in the woods is to do something disgusting, bury a body, hide porn or homeless sex. Those are the only options. Hiking is not an option. He also makes many references to Lady Gaga being the horse in "horse's mouth."

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15 - Chapter 3 (603)

In this episode, Phoenix talks about rough sex in the woods. Barely. But enough. The show introduces one of the greatest characters to do an impression of: Cricket. He's basically just the Poltergeist lady mixed with Truman Capote. So much fun to impersonate!

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