Meg Foster stars in this…..episode…..You know what? I don’t know what the hell this was. It was barely anything. It wanted to be something but it was not that thing of some.
361: TZ1985 - 201B - A Saucer Of Loneliness (Live)
You can’t convince me Shelley Duvall is a real person. She simply isn’t. Her creation itself is a more interesting science fiction storyline than any of the 85 stories.
360: Night Gallery - 207A - Midnight Never Ends (Live)
HInt: it ends in the waste paper basket. Just like his future kids with his weird clingy wife.
359: Night Gallery - 104A - Make Me Laugh (Live)
358: Night Gallery - 216B - The Late Mr. Peddington (Live)
357: Night Gallery - 103A - The House (Live)
So she was haunting herself and that bothers her somehow? Hey, you found a loophole to lower your mortgage payment. Take the W and enjoy your post-insanity life.
356: Night Gallery - 220B - There Aren't Any More MacBanes (Live)
Imagine the horror…..of being a 53 year old failing at Hogwarts. Must be so embarrassing that you’d summon Zuul to do your killing for you. Oh, plus you’re 4’8”. Maybe it’s best the MacBanes won’t be around to spread their genetic failings.
355: Night Gallery - 209D - Hell's Bells (Live)
It was cute watching Gomez dress up as a hippy and use youthful phrases. Oh, the devil is just some sissy painted red. Hell is tourists.
354: TZ002 - 104 - Dream Lover (Live)
Shannon Elizabeth is the next Meryl Streep in this soft-core porn version of a Twilight Zone episode we all saw cumming. Sorry, coming. Anyway, the lesson is if you don’t mastur your bate then you’ll mastur her bean bait. Or something like that. Cabin in the woods plus Jeep equals fuck off man.
353: Night Gallery - 204C - Marmalade Wine (Live)
What the holy shit was this? Was this a test to see how much bullshit we will tolerate as an audience? If so…. nope.
352: TZ1959 - 303 - The Shelter Redux (Live)
What else can you say about a classic episode that has a Jordan Peele heavey-handed-ness? Turns out not much. It’s a great episode with many flaws. Thin walls. Too long of a sentimental speech about how humans are at the end. Birthday parties that are relevant. Personally, none of my birthday parties have tied into my personal life at all. None. Not one.
351: TZ1959 - 416 - On Thursday We Leave For Home Redux (Live)
On Thursday we bring out our finest Vasoline for those sexy space guys so we can hitch a ride to that awful, green place called Earth.
350: TZ1959 - 225 - The Silence Redux (Live)
Part of me wants to put in a completely blank podcast but right now it’s actually just easier to put in the real show so I’m sorry. We revisit another one of Phoenix’s top episodes tonight.
349: TZ1985 - 103A - Healer (Live)
I don’t get the moral of the story here. Don’t help people with miracles even if you get selfish? Shouldn’t that part not matter?
348: Night Gallery - 106A - They're Tearing Down Tim Riley's Bar (Live)
347: TZ1985 - 205 - Toys Of Caliban (Live)
346: TZ1959 - 228 - Will The Real Martian Please Stand Up? Redux (Live)
Honestly we barely discuss this. I know I say that a lot but this time it’s really true. Stay away. Stay far away.
345: TZ1959 - 503 - Nightmare At 20,000 Feet Redux (Live)
We barely discuss this episode but enjoyed it nonetheless. We barely discuss the episode.
344: Night Gallery - 212B - Camera Obscura (Live)
This was an episode of Night Gallery we actually enjoyed. What else can you say about it? It’s surrounded by terrible shit.
343: TZ1985 - 310 - The Trance (Live)
Frank summarizes this episode in 20 seconds and then we don’t touch back on it. Mostly we discuss our memorable Adam moments because it’s his first birthday without him and we care. Join us as we try to joke while choking back emotions. Oh, he’s a fraud in the episode? Who cares?