Imagine the horror…..of being a 53 year old failing at Hogwarts. Must be so embarrassing that you’d summon Zuul to do your killing for you. Oh, plus you’re 4’8”. Maybe it’s best the MacBanes won’t be around to spread their genetic failings.
355: Night Gallery - 209D - Hell's Bells (Live)
It was cute watching Gomez dress up as a hippy and use youthful phrases. Oh, the devil is just some sissy painted red. Hell is tourists.
354: TZ002 - 104 - Dream Lover (Live)
Shannon Elizabeth is the next Meryl Streep in this soft-core porn version of a Twilight Zone episode we all saw cumming. Sorry, coming. Anyway, the lesson is if you don’t mastur your bate then you’ll mastur her bean bait. Or something like that. Cabin in the woods plus Jeep equals fuck off man.
353: Night Gallery - 204C - Marmalade Wine (Live)
What the holy shit was this? Was this a test to see how much bullshit we will tolerate as an audience? If so…. nope.
352: TZ1959 - 303 - The Shelter Redux (Live)
What else can you say about a classic episode that has a Jordan Peele heavey-handed-ness? Turns out not much. It’s a great episode with many flaws. Thin walls. Too long of a sentimental speech about how humans are at the end. Birthday parties that are relevant. Personally, none of my birthday parties have tied into my personal life at all. None. Not one.
351: TZ1959 - 416 - On Thursday We Leave For Home Redux (Live)
On Thursday we bring out our finest Vasoline for those sexy space guys so we can hitch a ride to that awful, green place called Earth.
350: TZ1959 - 225 - The Silence Redux (Live)
Part of me wants to put in a completely blank podcast but right now it’s actually just easier to put in the real show so I’m sorry. We revisit another one of Phoenix’s top episodes tonight.
349: TZ1985 - 103A - Healer (Live)
I don’t get the moral of the story here. Don’t help people with miracles even if you get selfish? Shouldn’t that part not matter?
348: Night Gallery - 106A - They're Tearing Down Tim Riley's Bar (Live)
347: TZ1985 - 205 - Toys Of Caliban (Live)
346: TZ1959 - 228 - Will The Real Martian Please Stand Up? Redux (Live)
Honestly we barely discuss this. I know I say that a lot but this time it’s really true. Stay away. Stay far away.
345: TZ1959 - 503 - Nightmare At 20,000 Feet Redux (Live)
We barely discuss this episode but enjoyed it nonetheless. We barely discuss the episode.
344: Night Gallery - 212B - Camera Obscura (Live)
This was an episode of Night Gallery we actually enjoyed. What else can you say about it? It’s surrounded by terrible shit.
343: TZ1985 - 310 - The Trance (Live)
Frank summarizes this episode in 20 seconds and then we don’t touch back on it. Mostly we discuss our memorable Adam moments because it’s his first birthday without him and we care. Join us as we try to joke while choking back emotions. Oh, he’s a fraud in the episode? Who cares?
342: Night Gallery - 205A - The Phantom Farmhouse (Live)
Frank joined us late to discuss this sleeping pill of an episode. Seriously…..werewolf ghosts that need an exorcism???? Why?
341: TZ2019 - 106 - Six Degrees Of Freedom Redux (Live)
340: TZ2019 - 209 - Try, Try Redux (Live)
You can thank the Los Angeles Rams for bringing us this episode. It won. Don’t ever get stuck in a time-loop with Topher Grace or else you’ll be just fine….wait what was the lesson again?
339: TZ1959 - 114 - Third From The Sun Redux (Live)
Watching this again made me realize just how little happens and I’m perfectly fine with it. Still love this episode more than I should. This sets of this episode are used exactly the same as in People Are Alike All Over. It’s just strange.
338: TZ1959 - 125 - People Are Alike All Over Redux (Live)
Round two on this classic episode. This episode Twitter bracket poll #4 so we are celebrating in style. By that I mean it’s a standard episode where will discuss how aliens are just as shitty as people from Earth. Fun!
337: TZ1959 - 325 - The Fugitive Redux (Live)
Is this episode as creepy the second time around? Yes. Sorry to ruin the suspense I was setting up. It’s just plain creepy.