Our favorite pedophile grooming story came to life! Allegedly. Elvis changed music forever. He also changed the inside of a teenager forever. We discuss the movie along with guess what Elvis must have been like in real life. We wonder why this movie avoided anything that actually made the story interesting.
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We are joined by Frank who barely watched this episode but at least we could discuss fecal matters instead of this episode.
So she was haunting herself and that bothers her somehow? Hey, you found a loophole to lower your mortgage payment. Take the W and enjoy your post-insanity life.
Imagine the horror…..of being a 53 year old failing at Hogwarts. Must be so embarrassing that you’d summon Zuul to do your killing for you. Oh, plus you’re 4’8”. Maybe it’s best the MacBanes won’t be around to spread their genetic failings.
It was cute watching Gomez dress up as a hippy and use youthful phrases. Oh, the devil is just some sissy painted red. Hell is tourists.
Elegy but boring. I Shot An Arrow Into The Air but boring. Mission To Mars but boring. Red Planet but boring. Total Recall but boring. 2001 but boring-er. Heaven but boring. Just Like Heaven only less sad and more boring. And less hair and less eye makeup.
Shannon Elizabeth is the next Meryl Streep in this soft-core porn version of a Twilight Zone episode we all saw cumming. Sorry, coming. Anyway, the lesson is if you don’t mastur your bate then you’ll mastur her bean bait. Or something like that. Cabin in the woods plus Jeep equals fuck off man.
What the holy shit was this? Was this a test to see how much bullshit we will tolerate as an audience? If so…. nope.
What else can you say about a classic episode that has a Jordan Peele heavey-handed-ness? Turns out not much. It’s a great episode with many flaws. Thin walls. Too long of a sentimental speech about how humans are at the end. Birthday parties that are relevant. Personally, none of my birthday parties have tied into my personal life at all. None. Not one.
Dick is up 22 to the 19 that Phoenix has. Who will perform better? Who will master this episode? Which one of us gets all 5 right which one of us did?
We simply LOVED this episode. I want to make a joke here but this made our top 4 episode. Thank you Pennyless. Seriously, watch this episode and enjoy.
On Thursday we bring out our finest Vasoline for those sexy space guys so we can hitch a ride to that awful, green place called Earth.
Part of me wants to put in a completely blank podcast but right now it’s actually just easier to put in the real show so I’m sorry. We revisit another one of Phoenix’s top episodes tonight.
For the first time in a looooooong time we were excited for a Cage move in the theater! We both watched it there! We both paid money! Enjoy, Cage.
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We are back for more insanity that we never believe. The scorecard is Dick has 18 and Phoenix has 16. Will Phoenix catch up? Will Dick put him in the rearview even more? Only time and Frakes will tell.
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I don’t get the moral of the story here. Don’t help people with miracles even if you get selfish? Shouldn’t that part not matter?
