We watched Shocker and now we're shocked at how shockingly confused we are about Shocker. This movie is, beat for beat, A Nightmare On Elm Street with electronics. Not exactly a compliment when it's from the same director only 5 years later.
10: Valentine's Day (2010)
We saw Valentine's Day and now love is dead. This movie left us black hearted and wishing for a divorce from life. This movie almost broke us.
9: Hansel And Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013)
We watched Hansel And Gretel: Witch Hunters and now we know that witches are a good alternative to sleeping pills in the villain department.
8: Deep Blue Sea (1999)
We watched Deep Blue Sea and now we are certified marine biologists. Oh, and also experts in the field of marine genetics as long as we are given the keys to rewrite their genetic makeup.
7: Tank Girl (1995)
We watched Tank Girl and now we have fetishes for genetically altered kangaroos. This movie was like an acid trip in the desert.
6: Vamps (2012)
We watched Vamps and now want want a vampire BFF. This was a rough episode to do but we managed. Hopefully next week's episode of Tank Girl goes smoother.
5: A Good Day To Die Hard (2013)
Die Hard - Amazing. Die Hard 2 - Decent. Die Hard 3 - Amazing. Die Hard 4 - Alright. Die Hard 5 - Dogshit. In this episode we break down exactly how little Bruce Willis cares about his movies nowadays.
4: John Carter (2012)
What can be said about a movie this ambitious? Apparently nothing because nobody saw it. We watched John Carter and tried to escape the viewing prison but kept being pulled back to it.
3: Johnny Mnemonic (1995)
This is our favorite episode yet. This movie left us with nothing but a brain-chip full of confusion and a dolphin fetish.
2: Escape From L.A. (1996)
John Carpenter's classic sequel to Escape From New York: the appropriately titled Escape From L.A. continues the adventures of Snake Plissken. If you love the first movie you'll sure feel an overwhelming wave of ambivalence toward this one.
1: Face/Off (1997)
The very first episode of Loitering In Wonderland. We chose Face/Off because everyone has seen it so it makes a good starting point. This movie is insane. They so casually tell the main character that he has to swap faces with his mortal enemy. He doesn't seem that bothered by the notion. Insanity follows. We tried our best to keep up with the Cage freak outs but alas we fell behind.