The directorial debut of Steven Spielberg did not let us down entirely. We are joined by a virtual simulation of Frank to also share his opinions. Good start to Night Gallery. Unfortunately for us it’s 40+ stories of the show down the line and we already hate the show.
44: Night Gallery - 102A - Room With A View
Something is happening….Night Gallery is starting to get better with time. Horrible luck we had before or are we falling for its spell? Either way it’s super easy to set up a woman to murder your whore wife.
43: The Different Ones (214A)
Mask In Space! Melted candle wax masks will make you a sexual stud on an alien planet. Lesson learned.
42: I'll Never Leave You - Ever (220A)
This episode title applies to the memories Night Gallery has drilled into my brain. They won’t go away. This episode was a slog and I wish we didn’t have to talk about it.
41: A Question Of Fear (206A)
Frank Drebin’s Westworld. Oh, what a ridiculous plot twist there. I mean, at least check the goddamn basement.
40: Midnight Never Ends (207A)
HInt: it ends in the waste paper basket. Just like his future kids with his weird clingy wife.
39: Make Me Laugh (104A)
38: The Late Mr. Peddington (216B)
37: The House (103A)
So she was haunting herself and that bothers her somehow? Hey, you found a loophole to lower your mortgage payment. Take the W and enjoy your post-insanity life.
36: There Aren't Any More MacBanes (220B)
Imagine the horror…..of being a 53 year old failing at Hogwarts. Must be so embarrassing that you’d summon Zuul to do your killing for you. Oh, plus you’re 4’8”. Maybe it’s best the MacBanes won’t be around to spread their genetic failings.
35: Hell's Bells (209D)
It was cute watching Gomez dress up as a hippy and use youthful phrases. Oh, the devil is just some sissy painted red. Hell is tourists.
34: Marmalade Wine (204C)
What the holy shit was this? Was this a test to see how much bullshit we will tolerate as an audience? If so…. nope.
33: They're Tearing Down Tim Riley's Bar (106A)
32: Camera Obscura (212B)
This was an episode of Night Gallery we actually enjoyed. What else can you say about it? It’s surrounded by terrible shit.
31: The Phantom Farmhouse (205A)
Frank joined us late to discuss this sleeping pill of an episode. Seriously…..werewolf ghosts that need an exorcism???? Why?
30: Little Girl Lost (222B)
Wait, a half-decent episode of Night Gallery? What kind of Twilight Zone world are we living in? Invisible girls will end the world. Lesson learned.
29: Deliveries In The Rear (219A)
1800’s London is full of people from the middle ages and Pilgrims. It’s all about corpses and it has the pulse of just that.
28: Class Of '99 (202C)
If you’ve seen the movie Class Of 1999 then you already know where this is going. If you’ve seen The Manchurian Candidate then you know where this is going. Basically you know where it’s going and it’s fine.
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27: The Little Black Bag (102B)
Drunks make great doctors. Lesson learned. Oh, we barely discuss this episode. We discuss random TV shows and movies and then Frank talks forever about Pink Floyd and guitars. Bottom line: Night Gallery isn’t good. Not even a little.
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26: The Miracle At Camafeo (217A)
What happened at Camfeo was a miracle. A slow, drawn-out miracle we all saw coming. Even the blind boy saw this ending coming and he couldn’t even see how shitty his life was. White men are evil. Exploiting people’s beliefs for your personal gain is evil. Those are just facts. Move along.
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