Women equal bad. Men are not to blame for how they handle their obsessions. It’s all the women-folk’s fault.
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18: Night Gallery - 104B - Clean Kills And Other Trophies
Night Gallery episodes don’t have full stories. They are just ideas that are never fleshed out and thrown on the screen. Try to enjoy. Somehow a ton of you do. I’ll never understand it. A man abuses his child with….making him hunt something. That deserves a death sentence.
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17: Night Gallery - 206B - The Devil Is Not Mocked
Perhaps the best Night Gallery yet? It was only 11 minutes. This does not speak well for the show. Anyway it’s vampires vs. nazis. Enjoy that semi-premise.
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16: Night Gallery - 315A - Hatred Unto Death
WHAT IS THIS??? Why is this show so awful? Who is it for? Why must we be tortured so? A gorilla does nothing until a man attacks him. Or something like that. The point is: gorilla > man.
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15: Night Gallery - 219B - Stop Killing Me
Sometimes it takes 13 minutes to get to a punchline. If so your joke set-up better be awesome with lots of twists and turns and weird shit. Not just a woman freaking out to an uninterested man.
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14: Night Gallery - 101B - The Housekeeper
Mrs. Doubtfire is called old and ugly but then a frog makes her young. It’s a classic fairy tale done in typical Night Gallery fashion. Which means it’s boring and overly long. Plus, she ends up greedy like everyone else.
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13: Night Gallery - 222A - The Caterpillar
You are supposed to remember this episode as one of the greats. It has a good premise but it’s way too long and has two endings.
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12: Night Gallery - 212A - Cool Air
H.P. Lovecraft has let me down 100% of the time. A woman (for some reason) ignores a thousand red flags while falling in love with a Spanish dude. Wait, that previous sentence wasn’t meant to sound racist. He isn’t giving out red flags because he’s Spanish. He just happens to be Spanish in this story and appears to be a red flag salesman. Wait, that previous sentence wasn’t meant to disparage salesmen…. You know what? Fuck it. It’s just a bad episode about a melting man.
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11: Night Gallery - 207B - Brenda
I don’t even know what this is. It’s just…. strange. And pointless. Mostly pointless.
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10: Night Gallery - 210B - Keep In Touch - We'll Think Of Something
Is this even a story? It’s more a slightly amusing anecdote. And barely that. Still better than the previous episode about a mermaid.
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9: Night Gallery - 216A - Lindemann's Catch
So did he fuck the mermaid? I mean…. it seemed like he did. And that was before it had lady genitals. It was just a fish. Who else watched this looking to see if they slipped some nudity in?
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8: Night Gallery - 219C - Dead Weight
There is a special level of hell for Jack Laird. Although this is his best outing so far. This is only 7 minutes and still managed to waste your time.
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7: Night Gallery - 211A - Pickman's Model
Snooze. We hate painting episodes. We hate them on all our shows.
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6: Night Gallery - 105B - Lone Survivor
In case you missed #TheTwilightZone episodes Judgment Night, No Time Like The Past and Death Ship, here is an episode of Rod Serling’s next show to see the same thing. Only this time it’s way more colorful.
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5: Night Gallery - 209B - A Midnight Visit To The Neighborhood Blood Bank
If Jack Laird wasn’t dead we would do something about it. But he is so here we are watching his mistakes. Fatula and a minor do a “comedy” sketch.
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4: Night Gallery - 209C - Dr. Stringfellow's Rejuvenator
I mean…. we watched Night Gallery and it wasn’t completely miserable. Reminds me of The Grave from #TheTwilightZone but whatever. At least it didn’t have Victorian era furniture.
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3: Night Gallery - 212C - Quoth The Raven
Is this episode more offensive to the audience or the memory of Edgar Allan Poe? Con Air was a more compelling Poe story than whatever this is.
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2: Night Gallery - 315B - How To Cure The Common Vampire
This was a pointless waste of time. Oh, that last sentence has as many words as this entire #NightGallery episode did. We haven’t recorded this episode yet so I’m curious how long we can discuss it.
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1: Night Gallery - 202A - Death In The Family
Our first Night Gallery episode was fucked over by daylight savings time. We are joined late by Frank to talk about this episode in which nothing much happens. Cool ending tho. Best I can say.
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