Justin Long jerking it in a tanning booth is all you really need from any episode of anything ever.
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56: R.L. Stine's The Haunting Hour - 312 - The Girl In The Painting (Live)
This was an anthology episode. It was made for 14 year olds. They are dumb and don’t know how pacing should work. However they are also killed by representation in this. Listen to your parents? Or not. The giant monster doesn’t care.
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55: The Veil - 100 - Vetris
We watched this episode that isn’t really an episode of the actual show we were trying to watch an episode of. It mostly ended up being an advertisement for phones. Just any phone will do. Oh, also ghost sailors will make women almost die with their ghastly visions.
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54: Chiller - 105 - Number Six (Live)
The only upside here is that at least this series was cancelled after this episode. It’s 52 minutes. Do not watch the actual episode.
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53: Tales From The Cryptkeeper - 110 - Gorilla's Paw
Turns out it’s only different from a monkey’s paw because it grants unlimited wishes? So?
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52: Tales From The Crypt - 711 - Confession
Another solid episode. Eddie Izzard and Ciaran Hinds save this one.
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51: Tales From The Crypt - 605 - Revenge Is The Nuts
Phoenix drew 3 Tales From The Crypt episodes in a row from the bingo hopper. It truly is cursed. This is about blind people. Amazing they didn’t do a pun about that in the title.
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50: Inside No. 9 - 500 - Dead Line (Live)
We are doing the live Halloween 2018 episode. Luckly we already watched A Quiet Night In or this would ruin it. Watch this episode before you listen/watch this review. Seriously. No joke here. Just do it.
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49: Amazing Stories - 116 - Gather Ye Acorns (Live)
Dick forced us to watch whatever this was. We kinda enjoyed it. We kinda hated it.
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48: Tales From The Crypt - 503 - Forever Ambergris
This is a goop filled episode with plenty of swearing and nudity if you’re into it. Oh, the Tales From The Crypt episode, not the actual podcast. Not sure how there would be nudity on a podcast but I’m sure we will find a way.
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47: Tales From The Cryptkeeper - 210 - Uncle Harry's Horrible House Of Horrors
I agree with Uncle Harry until the very end. Then he loses me. Not a terrible episode of the cartoon at least.
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46: Friday The 13th The Series - 112 - Faith Healer (Live)
We decided to just pick whatever show and episode we want. Adam chose Friday The 13th The Series again but he chose Faith Healer this time. Is it good? I don’t know yet. I’m writing this 10 hours before we watch it.
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45: Creepshow - 101B - The House Of The Head (Live)
We have a new show to love. Phoenix picked this random episode and it’s super creepy. Not because of horror reasons but because you’re basically left alone in a little girls room.
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44: Bloodride - 106 - The Elephant In The Room
Making out in Norway looks very different. This is a great looking episode. I wish the story matched the quality.
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43: Inside No. 9 - 102 - A Quiet Night In (Live)
So we had to put a pause on Bloodride - 106 - The Elephant In The Room for a minute because Netflix doesn’t let you screen share. We called in the reserve show Inside No. 9 because it was great and we want to see more.
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42: Femme Fatales - 103 - Bad Medicine (Live)
We watched a porno together. It wasn’t even a good porno. How did this show last 2 seasons?
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41: Night Visions - 103B - Quiet Please (Live)
No thank you, Henry Rollins. We guessed this ending during the opening credits.
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40: Inside No. 9 - 106 - The Harrowing (Live)
We are impressed with this show. So much we made a loose promise to do this show every 4/5th episode.
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39: Alcoa-Goodyear Theatre - 333 Montgomery Street (Live)
Well, Adam fucked us and then couldn’t make it. He stuck us with a Gene Roddenberry written episode starring DeForest Kelley. It isn’t in space. It isn’t about humanity. It’s about stupid.
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38: Tales Of The Unexpected - 301 - The Flypaper (Live)
We finally got a decent episode to watch. Unfortunately we drew another Alcoa-Goodyear Theatre for next week. Back to misery. That show had our least favorite episode. Anyway, enjoy this pedophile episode.
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