I mean….c’mon. He owns this boy right? He is grooming him right? It’s just creepy and everyone limps. What the hell did we watch?? Phoenix, Dick and Frank Linkz review whatever this was.
Live Episode Commentary - 31 - Dow Hour Of Great Mysteries - 101 - The Bat (1960)
Phoenix watched this week's episode solo.
Live Episode Commentary - 30 - Alfred Hitchcock Presents 1985 - 108 - Breakdown
Missed this live commentary and it was bugging me because it was the only one missing. Phoenix talks during this episode of Alfred Hitchcock Presents from 1985. Try to enjoy.
Live Episode Commentary - 29 - Tales From The Crypt - 305 - Top Billing
We did a commentary for this. Here it is. It's just Dick and Phoenix. We kept it simple today and enjoyed it.
Live Episode Commentary - 28 - Tales From The Crypt - 410 - Maniac At Large
Well Frankenheimer Day is finally here. It wasn't great. It wasn't bad. Unless you're Adam then it was terrible because.... of something.
Live Episode Commentary - 27 - Alfred Hitchcock Presents - 107 - Breakdown
This is your curse Patreon people. You are forced to listen to the live commentary episodes because nobody else can. Enjoy it.
Live Episode Commentary - 26 - The Outer Limits - 105 - The Sixth Finger
Jansen chose.... wisely. We didn't shrivel up to a nazi puddle. Great.
Live Episode Commentary - 25 - Amazing Stories - 214 - Blue Man Down
We changed the show name and had a blast.
Live Episode Commentary - 24 - Tales From The Crypt - 313 - Spoiled
Well, we tried. This show is awful despite our stupid memories. Listen as we try to watch this romance episode without being super cynical. We failed.
Live Episode Commentary - 23 - Tales From The Crypt - 103 - Dig That Cat... He's Real Gone
Another Patreon only exclusive behind the scenes podcast. Something like that. Phoenix, Dick, Jansen and Adam are back to do live commentary on this Richard Donner episode of Tales From The Crypt. It doesn't go well.
Live Episode Commentary - 22 - Tales From The Crypt - 602 - Only Skin Deep
Jansen, Adam & Phoenix watch a similar titled episode as last week but this time a K is invited into the mix. The K stands for Zzzzzzzkzzzzzz. Did that make sense? No. Fuck it.
Live Episode Commentary - 21 - Tales From The Crypt - 104 - Only Sin Deep
Watch as Duck-Fucker Jones sells her face or youth or beauty to a rotten-tooth pawn shop owner for some money. Then she regrets it. Then she kills a guy and tries to buy it back. Stolen jewelry is her collateral and old lady make-up is her reason. Or something? Anyway I can’t believe what the next episode will be…
Live Episode Commentary - 20 - The Outer Limits - 129 - A Feasibility Study
It's way too long and we made way too many gay porno jokes. It was the only way to have fun here.
Live Episode Commentary - 19 - Tales From The Crypt - 19 - Demon Knight (1995)
Well we watched the movie. But then we realized it was the wrong movie and switched to the real movie. You, as a Patreon subscriber get to hear the whole mistake.
Live Episode Commentary - 18 - Friday The 13th The Series - 104 - A Cup Of Time
These are officially Patreon only exclusive. We are joined by Nik of World Class Of Bullshitters. The rest of the cast is Adam, Dick and Phoenix.
Live Episode Commentary - 17 - Tales From The Crypt - 513 - Till Death Do We Part
Dick. He’s on the show. Dick. He spoiled the show for Phoenix. Phoenix is on the show too. As well as Adam and Jansen. They watch John Stamos play a John Woo action hero and gigolo. That’s how we want Stamos to be in real life.
Live Episode Commentary - 16 - Tales From The Cryptkeeper - 108 - Hyde And Go Shriek
Join Phoenix, Adam, Frank & Dick as they are all nearly 40 or above and watch a cartoon that has no known reason for existing. It’s about drugs? We think. Then werewolves.
Live Episode Commentary - 15 - Tales From The Crypt - 406 - What's Cookin'
Dick, Jansen, Adam and Phoenix chew on the fat of this episode. Get it? It’s a cannibal pun. Get over it.
Live Episode Commentary - 14 - Tales From The Crypt - 614 - 99 & 44/100% Pure Horror
Don’t remember this episode right now. Check back later.
Live Episode Commentary - 13 - Tales From The Crypt - 308 - Easel Kill Ya
4 people went in, 4 people left with a positive Tales From The Crypt experience. You know it’s a good episode when there are moments of silence during the episode. Listen as (alphabetically) Adam, Frank, Jansen and Phoenix do live commentary on Easel Kill Ya, starring Tim Roth.