Jansen chose.... wisely. We didn't shrivel up to a nazi puddle. Great.
Live Episode Commentary - 25 - Amazing Stories - 214 - Blue Man Down
We changed the show name and had a blast.
Live Episode Commentary - 24 - Tales From The Crypt - 313 - Spoiled
Well, we tried. This show is awful despite our stupid memories. Listen as we try to watch this romance episode without being super cynical. We failed.
Live Episode Commentary - 23 - Tales From The Crypt - 103 - Dig That Cat... He's Real Gone
Another Patreon only exclusive behind the scenes podcast. Something like that. Phoenix, Dick, Jansen and Adam are back to do live commentary on this Richard Donner episode of Tales From The Crypt. It doesn't go well.
Live Episode Commentary - 22 - Tales From The Crypt - 602 - Only Skin Deep
Jansen, Adam & Phoenix watch a similar titled episode as last week but this time a K is invited into the mix. The K stands for Zzzzzzzkzzzzzz. Did that make sense? No. Fuck it.
Live Episode Commentary - 21 - Tales From The Crypt - 104 - Only Sin Deep
Watch as Duck-Fucker Jones sells her face or youth or beauty to a rotten-tooth pawn shop owner for some money. Then she regrets it. Then she kills a guy and tries to buy it back. Stolen jewelry is her collateral and old lady make-up is her reason. Or something? Anyway I can’t believe what the next episode will be…
Live Episode Commentary - 20 - The Outer Limits - 129 - A Feasibility Study
It's way too long and we made way too many gay porno jokes. It was the only way to have fun here.
Live Episode Commentary - 19 - Tales From The Crypt - 19 - Demon Knight (1995)
Well we watched the movie. But then we realized it was the wrong movie and switched to the real movie. You, as a Patreon subscriber get to hear the whole mistake.
Live Episode Commentary - 18 - Friday The 13th The Series - 104 - A Cup Of Time
These are officially Patreon only exclusive. We are joined by Nik of World Class Of Bullshitters. The rest of the cast is Adam, Dick and Phoenix.
Live Episode Commentary - 17 - Tales From The Crypt - 513 - Till Death Do We Part
Dick. He’s on the show. Dick. He spoiled the show for Phoenix. Phoenix is on the show too. As well as Adam and Jansen. They watch John Stamos play a John Woo action hero and gigolo. That’s how we want Stamos to be in real life.
Live Episode Commentary - 16 - Tales From The Cryptkeeper - 108 - Hyde And Go Shriek
Join Phoenix, Adam, Frank & Dick as they are all nearly 40 or above and watch a cartoon that has no known reason for existing. It’s about drugs? We think. Then werewolves.
Live Episode Commentary - 15 - Tales From The Crypt - 406 - What's Cookin'
Dick, Jansen, Adam and Phoenix chew on the fat of this episode. Get it? It’s a cannibal pun. Get over it.
Live Episode Commentary - 14 - Tales From The Crypt - 614 - 99 & 44/100% Pure Horror
Don’t remember this episode right now. Check back later.
Live Episode Commentary - 13 - Tales From The Crypt - 308 - Easel Kill Ya
4 people went in, 4 people left with a positive Tales From The Crypt experience. You know it’s a good episode when there are moments of silence during the episode. Listen as (alphabetically) Adam, Frank, Jansen and Phoenix do live commentary on Easel Kill Ya, starring Tim Roth.
Live Episode Commentary - 12 - Tales From The Crypt - 705 - Horror In The Night
Following over an hour of audio problems we were treated with the worst episode of TFTC so far. The universe is a dark shitty place, isn’t it? Phoenix, Frank and Adam talk about this overly 90’s turd.
Live Episode Commentary - 11 - Tales From The Crypt - 314 - Yellow
We could barely think of enough complaints to fill this commentary. There is a reason for that. Both in length and quality. Phoenix and Adam are still confused about this in regard to the collection of epodes they’ve watched.
Live Episode Commentary - 10 - Tales From The Cryptkeeper - 308 - Drawn And Quartered
A better version of Korman’s Kalamity which sucked to begin with. Listen as I wonder why they didn’t get sued by Looney Tunes.
Live Episode Commentary - 9 - Tales From The Crypt - 512 - Half-way Horrible
At least this episode title was honest? Adam and Phoenix struggle to get through this episode with awesome actors.
Live Episode Commentary - 8 - Tales From The Crypt - 509 - Came The Dawn
Frank, Adam, Phoenix. They watched a Psycho ripoff episode.
Live Episode Commentary - 7 - Tales From The Cryptkeeper - 312 - Monsters Ate My Homework
The bingo hopper hates us so Phoenix had to watch another cartoon episode by himself. This time it’s 1999 and the animation is different. The title says it all really.