How can a people make such delicious sushi when they are so into used panties? Not just into them but they need vending machines for them for when they are on the go and are used panty-less. It's that big of a necessity that they have to be able to access them at any given moment. Anyway, some of their food is terrifying. Enjoy this if you can. It's used panty-less just like a culture should be.
574 - Things That Will Burn In Hell - 63 - Sesame Street
If your mouth is stapled to the inside of your goddamn mouth and you don't have lips then deaf people can't lip read you. I call bullshit. The only thing they teach on this street is how to skip school to hang out with trash monsters and cookie junkies.
572 - Things That Will Burn In Hell - 49 - 'Manly' Drinkers
Dad hit/yelled/touched me so now I have to speed drink at bars while yelling at others for not misery drinking like I do. Thank you to all the shitty fathers out there for creating these people.
573 - Things That Will Burn In Hell - 54 - The NFL
Ten simple rules for fixing this sport. "But it's perfect the way it is." Just use your imagination and you'll see you're wrong.
571 - Things That Will Burn In Hell - 43 - Paper Cone Cups
Whoever invented the paper cone cup probaby never used one. It's a quick way to ruin not only paper but also water, your shoes and the dryness of the floor all at the same time.
570 - The Podcasts Podcast - 26 - Astrology Podcasts
We looked to the stars, read our fire charts and worshiped our moon signs to find these 3 podcast gems. They were so fucking weird and insane that we finally broke our rule of going over an hour. All bets are off from now on. We got 3 VERY different podcasts on the same subject and the results are just confusing. We still have no idea what to do with any of this information. Help us!
What’s Your Sign? Moon Signs 2.25.18 1h 14m https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/wys-moon-signs/id1348223667?i=1000403872129&mt=2
Bridging Realities 67 - The Problem With Astrology 12.13.17 43 minutes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/ep-67-the-problem-with-astrology/id1082262134?i=1000397365480&mt=2
StarLady-Soul-Reader Forecast For May 24-30, 2018 5.23.18 34 minutes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/forecast-for-may-24-30-2018/id306604107?i=1000412218020&mt=2
569 - LIW The Twilight Zone Review - 95 - Kick The Can (TZ 321)
They kick a can in the most confusing game of hide-and-seek ever where you count by 5's to 100. Aluminum cans apparently have magical powers that transport you from death's door to a physically abused child of 8. It's just the worst.
568 - LIW The Twilight Zone Review - 94 - Showdown With Rance McGrew (TZ 320)
Rance is a first name. Believe it. The production featured in this episode is beyond inept. They allow the star to make major plot changes to the show on a whim. They have the camera directly behind the director and script supervisor. They apparently have an unlimited mirror budget. They get zero coverage for the editor so good luck getting those stunt double shots in there.
567 - TINM! - 75 - 2018 State Of The Studio Address
This is going out on all of our feeds from Loitering In Wonderland Studios. It's just letting you guys know what's happening with us right now and why podcasts have been delayed. If you guys are curious you can find our other shows at the following places.
566 - The Podcasts Podcast - 25 - Podcast Homework For Episode 26
We are back with terrible sound quality but since you're do devoted to this show you already heard the explination in the 2018 State Of The Studio Address, right? Good. Anyway, next week's theme is Astrology Podcasts. Fuck it'll be terrible.
What’s Your Sign? Moon Signs 2.25.18 1h 14m https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/wys-moon-signs/id1348223667?i=1000403872129&mt=2
Bridging Realities 67 - The Problem With Astrology 12.13.17 43 minutes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/ep-67-the-problem-with-astrology/id1082262134?i=1000397365480&mt=2
StarLady-Soul-Reader Forecast For May 24-30, 2018 5.23.18 34 minutes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/forecast-for-may-24-30-2018/id306604107?i=1000412218020&mt=2
565 - LIW The Twilight Zone Review - 93 - The Hunt (TZ 319)
Watch in awe as an old man mocks his 50 year old wife in old lady make-up about how he never touches her anymore before he dies in a mild stream. Then he almost goes somewhere and then goes somewhere else. The end. AWE.
564 - LIW The Twilight Zone Review - 92 - Dead Man's Shoes (TZ 318)
Magic shoes and shitty sound quality sum up this episode. If you're curious about the sound then check out the 2018 State Of The Studio Address episode that you probably skipped. You make bad life choices. So do bums with their shoe theft plans that get them killed. Anyway, we are back and so is Dane.
563 - Things That Will Burn In Hell - 42 - Limp Handshakes
Wet noodle handshakes are a quick way to figure out if someone is a puss. Ladies, this applies to you as well. Just shake the goddamn hand and stop acting like a princess. Fellas, this applies to you as well.
562 - Things That Will Burn In Hell - 41 - The Midwest
To be honest the midwest is a fine place to live. Phoenix needed to escape it though after growing up in Michigan. If you want your 2 year old car to have severe rust spots then this is your place. A place where the weather hates you and you wonder why you even bother staying alive 5 months out of the year.
561 - Things That Will Burn In Hell - 40 - The South Ignorance Part 1
Hate english? Blacks? Cold weather? The American south is for you! Phoenix West lived in Mississippi for 5 months cleaning up after Hurricane Katrina and despised the place. Here is why.
560 - Things That Will Burn In Hell - 39 - The Lord Of The Rings Film Trilogy
I used to hate these movies. I no longer hate. Now I tolerate. I still find them overly long and boring. Watch as Phoenix reads off his version of the series in which Sam and Frodo are in a gay relationship from the south. It's... well, it's something.
559 - Things That Will Burn In Hell - 38 - Cats
Your cats don’t exist. Stop telling me you have a cat when we both know you don’t.
558 - LIW Movie Review - 73 - Face Off (1997)
This review is too long for you. Just go ahead and turn away now. If you're into Nic Cage or this amazing and severly flawed movie then welcome. Wait, I already told you to leave. Fuck. Wrong order. Anyway, this is the first official video episode of Loitering In Wonderland Movie Review. Face/Off was the first podcast for LIW back in 2013 and then Phoenix got a dog and named him Pollux Troy. Well, he just had to put the dog down so he thought the first video episode should be Face/Off as well. So he's back for a second swing at this insane plot that completely makes sense. It. Just. Does. Search LIW Movie Review on itunes to hear the first 72 episodes. The companion piece of this review is under B-Movie Battle! episode 26.
557 - The Podcasts Podcast - 24 - Farming Podcasts
We planted the seeds of boredom and they grew into 3 podcasts about farming. If you played these podcasts to your plants they would die. Plus, Phoenix shares a theory that the old lady in one of the shows has a corpse garden. Frank tells a series of strange stories. One of them involves his grandmother getting sass from a squirrel. Just like all of Frank's stories, is it true? We may never know.
Farm Small Farm Smart 137 - Online Sales Of Establishing Yourself As A New Farmer with Mark Chapman 4.17.18 https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/online-sales-establishing-yourself-as-new-farmer-mark/id1271270819?i=1000409140057&mt=2
The Farming Podcast 126 - Raising Chickens With Kunal Sampat 4.29.18 https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/episode-126-raising-chickens-with-kunal-sampat/id555689754?i=1000410266267&mt=2
The Urban Farm Podcast 347 - Theresa Rooney On Human Critter Control 4.28.18 https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/347-theresa-rooney-on-humane-critter-control/id1056838077?i=1000410102792&mt=2
556 - LIW The Twilight Zone Review - 91 - One More Pallbearer (TZ 317)
Cut the last 2 minutes and this episode is amazing. For once the twist endings got in the way of our enjoyment. Either way, witness the most pathetic person ever scream out the most pathetic dialogue ever. Witness two podcasters do the same. Or something. Whatever makes the joke work.