Watch this movie knowing that the first 20 minutes is possibly the worst bit of cinema released in quite a while. Then the rape. All the rape. But then after that it becomes a decent movie. Also included is a short documentary: Vengeance: A Love Story: Shadows & Reflections.
17: Joe (2013) vs. Mandy (2018)
The ping pong balls chose Joe and for once didn't fuck me. Then I forgot I watched it and went to review Mandy. Thus was born the first versus of the NCC series. Which will win? Does it even matter?
NyQuil & Cocaine: A Face/Off Novelization Audiobook - Chapter 9: Dainty Pinky Wave
Go to YouTube to see the video version. Link below.
This chapter covers a whopping 36 seconds of Face/Off between a secretly recorded therapy session between Phoenix and his psychiatrist, Dr. Libari. Let's get this conspiracy train on the tracks. #faceofftruth #archerdidit
NyQyil & Cocaine: A Face/Off Novelization Audiobook - Chapter 8: Command O: Case Closed
The FBI needs some serious organizational help. This chapter also covers the Kennedy magic bullet that managed to hit Sean Archer and his son both in their chests despite anything logic and physics tell us. Welcome back to the movie: the so-not-hot Sinclaire.
NyQuil & Cocaine: A Face/Off Novelization Audiobook - Chapter 7: Gay Conversion Camp
Despite the pleas to stop doing this show... this chapter covers Travolta going home to argue with his terrible family, Travolta going to work to be terrible to his coworkers and that's about it.
NyQuil & Cocaine: A Face/Off Novelization Audiobook - Chapter 6: Time-Bending Witch
This chapter covers the mysterious backstory of the Troy brothers, the hangar shootout and the death of Castor Troy which makes Travolta cry? It looks like he's sad as hell over it.
NyQuil & Cocaine: A Face/Off Novelization Audiobook - Chapter 5: Weekend At Bernie's Scenario
We are gathered here today to mourn the loss of the greatest tongue-sucker in a generation. She is gone but not really because Travolta's partner is keeping her around in a classic Weekend At Bernie's scenario. Or not. It's not clear yet. Do we finally meet the famed Sean Archer in the episode???
NyQuil & Cocaine: A Face/Off Novelization Audiobook - Chapter 4: Low-Rent Captain America
This episode covers a whopping 1 minute and 22 seconds of the movie Face/Off in which we cover a jeep playing chicken with a jet. The movie also attempts to give a real name to Tongue-Sucker Jones as if we would accept that. LONG LIVE TONGUE-SUCKER JONES!
NyQuil & Cocaine: A Face/Off Novelization Audiobook - Chapter 3: Fruit Eating Stamina
This chapter covers the confusing FBI labeling of their phones, the run-down Southern California International Airport, Castor and Pollux Troy's outfits and the best character so far: Tongue-Sucker Jones. Butt.
NyQuil & Cocaine: A Face/Off Novelization Audiobook - Chapter 2: Sinclaire Isn't THAT Hot
Since iTunes won't accept the actual show because of the title, I'll post the episodes on different LIW Studios feeds.
This chapter covers Travolta's suicide contemplation, verbal abuse of his co-workers, Cage working with electronics and how he's into Sinclaire instead of me. But this isn't about me. It's about Face/Off.
NyQuil & Cocaine: A Face/Off Novelization Audiobook - Chapter 1: A Murder Of Horses
Since iTunes won't load the actual show because of the title: I'll just post the episods on different LIW Studios feeds.
Face/Off was the subject of the first episode from Loitering In Wonderland Studios so it seemed only logical to write an entire novelization on the film and release it as a podcast and video series. Maybe I need to look up logical in the dictionary. In this first chapter Phoenix West covers the first 3 minutes or so of the best movie ever: Face/Off from 1997. Learn why the show is titled NyQuil & Cocaine.
16: Mom And Dad (2017) Redux
Audio only. To see the video go to the YouTube link below.
While recording Loitering In Wonderland episode 75 about Mom And Dad, we talked about the movie for an hour. It was simply too long to release so we took the Cage discussion parts and made it into an SMS! episode. Enjoy your Frankenstein episode of B-Movie Battle! NCC.
15: Guarding Tess (1994)
Just the audio version. To see the video go to the YouTube link below.
The ping-pong balls are back again and they're angrier than ever. This time they force Phoenix into watching possibly the most boring movie in the Cage cannon: Guarding Tess. A movie in which Cage watches an old lady cut newspaper articles out while they slowly whisper out dialogue about nothing. Then with 20 minutes left of the film they decided to throw in a plot.
Bonus: Mom And Dad (2017) from LIW Movie Review
Just the audio. To see the LIW Movie Review video go to the YouTube link below.
Phoenix West and Jansen Carlin are back to discuss the almost movie Mom And Dad. A movie about parents that kill their kids off screen. Watch as they attempt to kill their kids who have no will to live. Sometimes we just want to Loiter(ing) In Wonderland.
14: Left Behind (2014)
Just the audio version from the YouTube video show. Check the link below to go see the video.
Another stupid game chose another stupid Nic Cage movie. This time Left Behind was literally in the cards. Phoenix watches the 2014 Christian movie which for some reason stars Nic Cage. Still can't figure that out. Phoenix gets left behind during the screening and some asshole turned off his oxygen. A real jerk.
13: Mom And Dad (2017)
Just the audio version from the YouTube video show. Check the link below to go see the video.
Imagine a world where your parents actively want to kill you instead of just ignore you emotionally or physically. This is the reality in the 2017 Nic Cage movie Mom And Dad. An hour and a half that serves as an extended trailer for a movie you want to watch after you finish watching it.
Bonus: Face/Off (1997) Redux from LIW Movie Review video
This review is too long for you. Just go ahead and turn away now. If you're into Nic Cage or this amazing and severly flawed movie then welcome. Wait, I already told you to leave. Fuck. Wrong order. Anyway, this is the first official video episode of Loitering In Wonderland Movie Review. Face/Off was the first podcast for LIW back in 2013 and then Phoenix got a dog and named him Pollux Troy. Well, he just had to put the dog down so he thought the first video episode should be Face/Off as well. So he's back for a second swing at this insane plot that completely makes sense. It. Just. Does. Search LIW Movie Review on itunes to hear the first 72 episodes. The companion piece of this review is under B-Movie Battle! episode 26.
12: Face/Off (1997)
Just the audio version. Visit the youtube link below to see the full video This review is too long for you. Don't bother. I'm aware. And this is only part 1. Part 2 is under Loitering In Wonderland Movie Review episode 73. If you can watch 2 45 minute reviews on Face/Off then welcome. Pull up a chair and help me figure this movie out. Not sure what the hell happened when I was forced into watching the Nic Cage classic Face/Off from 1997. I started watching it in March and then the next thing I knew I was back and it was June. Watch the footage and help me piece it together.
Bonus: Outcast (2014) from LIW Movie Review
The second and final (so far) of the Nic Cage movies we did for LIW Movie Review. We brought back the original cast for a second helping of Cage. Phoenix, Mario and Brad are back to discuss this flaming turd movie. Original airdate 9.1.15.
Bonus: Face/Off (1997) from LIW Movie Review
This is the very first episode of LIW Studios and therefore the very first episode of Loitering IN Wonderland Movie Review. It debuted 12.13.2013 and I've decided to re-release it on this feed because obviously. To listen to more of those podcast movie reviews, subscribe to LIW Movie Review wherever you get your podcasts.