Was he really in this movie? Or, any of these movies? Kinda not really but at least we are done now.
83: Primal (2019)
82: Birdy (1984) vs. Gone In 60 Seconds (2000)
81: Red Rock West (1993) vs. Dog Eat Dog (2016)
A classy crime thriller versus a bat shit crazy crime thriller. Which is better? We all know this already.
80: Racing With The Moon (1984) vs. The Boy In Blue (1986)
One moving has the word racing in the title and it isn’t the movie about racing. WW2 vs. boat racting.
79: Seeking Justice (2011) vs. The Runner (2015)
78: Spider-Noir (2026)
I have zero ideas what to expect from whatever this is. Our third time with Cage doing a TV show, the second one that wasn’t just a pilot.
77: Deadfall (1993) vs. Arsenal (2017)
Let’s make a sequel to that forgotten 1993 movie. Wait, not a sequel. Just a movie with the same character that died horrifically in the original. Keep making sense, Hollywood.
76: Next (2007) vs. Knowing (2009)
This was a rough era for Cage. His hair….was something else. His acting is sophistiCaged.
75: Outcast (2014) vs. Jiu Jitsu (2020)
74: Dying Of The Light (2014) vs. Dark (2017)
It’s a true Paul Schrader vs. the studio versus Paul Schrader using studio scraps episode.
73: Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1984) vs. Rumble Fish (1983)
72: The Best Of Times (1981) vs. Never On Tuesday (1988) vs. Welcome To Hollywood (1998) vs. Werewolf Women of The S.S. (2007)
The Best Of Times shows Nick playing Nicky Coppola as a sex hunk. Never On Tuesday shows Cage as a big nosed Emo Phillips. Welcome To Hollywood does not show Cage. Werewolf Women Of The S.S. Shows Cage as a mustachioed Fu Manchu I suppose? Did it really matter who he was there? Just laugh and be done with it Cage. Which one wins? Do we win? No.
71: The Carpenter's Son (2025)
70: Army Of One (2016) vs. Snowden (2016)
Army Of One is weird voice Cage versus barely in it Cage. Both 2016 I guess is the connection.
69: Gunslingers (2025)
Haven’t seen it yet but I hear he’s in 4 amazing minutes of film. I can’t wait to find out. This is sure to live amongst the greatest westerns of all time.
68: The Surfer (2024)
Can Cage really surf? I really don’t know. I mean he wears leather jackets but he also collects dinosaur bones so it’s hard to tell where he falls on the surfing topic.
67: Longlegs (2024)
We both went to the theater to see Nic Cage in Longlegs a few months back and now we are ready to report on it.
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66: Arcadian (2024)
An Arcadian Bird Place.
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65: Peggy Sue Got Married (1986) vs. Moonstruck (1987)
Two early roles with an annoying voice that is somehow found charming.
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