Tommy from Shawshank gave birth to an angsty Gossip Girl. Then he teaches him….memories or seomthing.
40: TZ2002 - 143 - Burned
39: TZ2002 - 136 - The Pharaoh's Curse
38: TZ2002 - 128 - Tagged
Two white dudes really explain the inner city black experience in this gripping tale of gangland violence and revenge/redemption.
37: TZ2002 - 120 - Future Trade
36: TZ2002 - 124 - The Path
She killed this dude rigth? Used him, abused him and drained him of his….everything. Just like she did to Hawkeye.
35: TZ2002 - 129 - Into The Light
34: TZ2002 - 132 - Memphis
Racism and time travel, like peanut butter and jelly.
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33: TZ2002 - 110 - Azoth The Avenger Is A Friend Of Mine
This episode has one of my favorite characters from Twilight Zone history. Yes, the abusive father.
32: TZ2002 - 122 - Gabe's Story
This story? Oh, that’s Gabe’s. Any other questions?
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31: TZ2002 - 114 - To Protect And Serve
New Years Eve marathon part 4. Usher visits the set of The Crow to give the most boring performance we have seen in a while. WHAT IS THE LESSON HERE?
30: TZ2002 - 138 - Eye Of The Beholder
29: TZ2002 - 115 - Chosen
28: TZ2002 - 127 - Rewind
27: TZ2002 - 142 - Sunrise
Classic white people messing with ancient blood that controls the sun. I’m writing this intro as I’m watching the episode and the opening credits just played 5 minutes in. I’ll just assume the lesson is to don’t be white. Or the lesson is Michael Peña is too good to be here.
26: TZ2002 - 131 - The Monsters Are On Maple Street
They aren’t due this time. They’re already there. Just like they were in the first one so why remove the one word? Watch as Andrew McCarthy pretends he’s a tough guy against Titus Welliver. Doesn’t go so well. Oh, racism too. Military endorsed racism.
25: TZ002 - 104 - Dream Lover
Shannon Elizabeth is the next Meryl Streep in this soft-core porn version of a Twilight Zone episode we all saw cumming. Sorry, coming. Anyway, the lesson is if you don’t mastur your bate then you’ll mastur her bean bait. Or something like that. Cabin in the woods plus Jeep equals fuck off man.
24: TZ2002 - 106 - Night Route
23: TZ2002 - 135 - Cold Fusion
Fuck this episode. Donald Kauffman wrote this one after it was made. Wait, what?
22: TZ2002 - 108 - Dead Man's Eyes
This episode is not a reference to Forest’s eyes. Sorry for the confusion.