It's a battle as old as time: Star Trek vs. Star Wars. As long as time is a couple decades old. This episode has been painstakingly cut from the BMB! 6 discussion and presented as a new episode in a desperate attempt to make the length of BMB! 6 shorter while also making an entirely new episode. Yes, it’s desperate. No, it’s not funny. No, there isn’t any Star Trek or Star Wars footage but it’s short and provides insight as to how Phoenix and Brent feel about the whole Star Trek / Star Wars thing. Which will win? Does it matter? Find out!
6: Hick Trek: The Moovie (1999)
Phoenix and Brent are forced into watching a homemade spoof movie of Star Trek. This version is about hicks and it's just... actually good. The gang wanted to hate it but found it charming. Their kidnappers use their federation magic to transport them outside for the movie review. It was raining outside. Poor decisions were made. Then a space war breaks out. You'll have to finish the episode to find out.
5: Rise Of The Black Bat (2012)
What's that one movie about a vigilante?
Batman?
No, the one where the guy is blinded and then decides to fight crime.
Daredevil?
No, the one where he shoots people instead of arresting them.
Oh, Punisher!
No, he's a lawyer or a district attorney or something...
You're clearly talking about Daredevil.
No! He wears a black rubber mask and all black suit and fights from the shadows.
Okay, now you're definitely talking about Batman.
That sounds close...Bat... He wears black.
Oh, you mean Black Bat! The shittiest superhero ever. The one based on three different superheroes done in the shittiest way ever!
That's right, we forced Phoenix and Brent into watching Rise Of The Black Bat from 2012. It's a low budget movie about a made up superhero that totally isn't Batman, Daredevil or Punisher. It's something...new.
IV: The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978)
For our first Christmas special, our kidnappers allowed us to watch Star Wars! Unfortunately for us it was The Star Wars Holiday Special. We dissected almost every sketch and song in this 3 part review. The version we watched was recorded right from TV and had commercials in it so there is even a part 4 where we discuss the commercials and then we show every single commercial with live BMB! commentary alongside. The whole ordeal was unbearable. Phoenix and Brent nearly chose to die rather than finish the ‘movie’….’special’….whatever you call it. Is it worse than the current SMS! winner/loser (Witchery)? Is it really that bad? Find out in this 3-4 part review. (Again, 3 part review and 1 extra commentary episode.)
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3: Halloween III: Season Of The Witch (1982)
In our annual (starting now) Halloween episode, dubbed “Un-Freehouse Of Horror” Brent Puccio and Phoenix West were forced into watching Halloween III: Season Of The Witch (1982) by gunman Heroin Joe Ramirez. They break down the movie using movie footage, footage of them watching the movie and footage of them discussing the movie. Lots of footage. Lots of making fun of a terrible shit-show of a movie. Police dragged that movie for three days and nary a Michael Myers was found. So there could be no comparison made between Halloween 3 and the blood-stained corpses of the comedians. And that, also, is very convenient, isn’t it, Mr. Seymour Busch?
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Songs used: Creepy & Moose
2: Thrashin' (1986) vs. Witchery (1988)
Kidnapped movie reviewers Brent Puccio and Phoenix West are back. This time they are forced into watching Thrashin' (1986) and Witchery (1988). Will one of them be worse than the previous champion Hired To Kill (1990)? Use your eyes and ears to find out within this episode. Plus, what's the deal with Phoenix's mystery stomach ache?
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Songs used: "Dubstep" "Funky Element" and "Moose".
Shitty Movie Showdown! 2016 Trailer
This is before the show name was changed to B-Movie Battle!
The official trailer for Shitty Movie Showdown!
Shitty Movie Showdown! is simple. Comedians are forced into watching 2 bad movies, debating them and then choosing which was worse. All with the ultimate goal of finding the most painful movie of all time. (They describe the films so you don't have to watch them!)
1: Puppet Master X: Axis Rising (2012) vs. Copyright Infringement (1990)
Welcome to the pilot episode of B-Movie Battle! (Formerly Shitty Movie Showdown!) What began as a simple American't episode turned into something else. Watch as Phoenix West and Brent Puccio are forced into watching and comparing Puppet Master X: Axis Rising (2012) and Copyright Infringement (1990) before deciding the shittiest. Which will win/lose/whatever?
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SMS!+ Promo for episode 1
This is before the show name was changed to B-Movie Battle!
This is just a funny outtake/promo video to announce that Shitty Movie Showdown!'s first episode is dropping August 1st, 2016. Go to our YouTube page and subscribe so you'll be alerted when new episodes drop!