In this episode, Phoenix reaches into his heart and shares a piece of Batman fan fiction that he wrote. It won't be what you expect. It will be worse. Much worse.
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44: LIW Gotham Review - 2 - Knock, Knock (202)
Nothing clever to write here because I don't remember what this particular episode is about. I still watch Gotham as of this writing but it's basically just a soap-opera for nerds. Deal with it. Original airdate was 11.2.15 - Phoenix West (11.15.16)
37: Explain Song Lyrics 5 (ICP's Rainbows And Stuff)
Phoenix and Bri discuss the value behind the song lyrics "Rainbows And Stuff" by legendary artist ICP. Boy do these two look like insane clowns trying to describe the genius to their listeners, i.e. posse. With lyrics that range from calling a woman a slut, how much they like silicone tits, and gingerbread homes, this song is sure to appeal to almost everyone. Phoenix is still upset that ICP didn't follow through and kill themselves.
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36: Tristan Of The Unreliables Performs Monster Mash Live At LIW Studio
On Monday's episode, Phoenix was patiently waiting for The Unreliables to show up for a live studio concert. They didn't show. But the singer did! He felt bad so he performed Monster Mash to help Phoenix celebrate Halloween 2015. It was....fucking terrible....just awful.
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35: The Unreliables Live At LIW Studio
Phoenix is excited because his old band is coming into the studio! Phoenix used to be the lead singer and bassist for the band The Unreliables. They're in studio....soon....like today probably.
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34: The Charles Barkley And Shaquille O'Neal Show!
Phoenix West was out of town so he had his friends Charles Barkley and Shaquille O'Neal step in and record their very own show. Maybe next time they'll actually get to some basketball talk.
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33: Al Pacino Reads LIW Advertisements (Al Pacino 2)
Al Pacino attempts to pay back Phoenix for staying at the studio for weeks by doing the LIW live reads. He doesn't do well. Then he gets angry. Typical Al Pacino.
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43: LIW NBA Review - 2 - 10.18.15
The second in a failed attempt at an NBA review show. Turns out, it's really boring talking to yourself about sports. You have nobody to argue with. Nobody to do what-if scenarios with. What was the point of this show? What happened in the middle of October, 2015 that warranted a show? The season wasn't even going yet. Guess you'll have to listen to find out. You probably shouldn't though.
42: LIW Gotham Review - 1 - Damned If You Do... (201) & Season 1 Recap
This failed show managed to get 4 episodes out of it. I had no problem continuing it but it wasn't the greatest show (it's fun) and they pump out over 20 a year so it was too many for my schedule and interest to talk about. Somehow I thought it was a good idea to discuss the whole 201 episode AND all of season 1 in the same episode. Original airdate 10.18.2015. - Phoenix West (11.5.16)
32: Jack And Jill 2 Pitch (Teddy Winchester 1)
Phoenix is fed up with having to do all the bullshit that comes along with managing his stand-up/acting career so he decides to call his agent, Teddy Winchester (who claims to be one of the best) and ask him why the fuck he isn't doing any of it. Teddy then pitches Jack And Jill 2 to Phoenix and it gets weird from there.
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31: Explain Song Lyrics 4 (Beck's Loser)
Beck has been making music for 30 years. Literally. And until now nobody has been able to comprehend his lyrics because they are utter nonsense. Literally. But Phoenix West sees the meaning behind the lyrics (beefcake pantyhose) and is sharing his wisdom with you. Consider this the official Loser review. We don't need any more. Even by Beck.
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30: Explain Song Lyrics 3 (Soulja Boy's Yahhh!)
Shakespeare. Faulkner. Frost. Steinbeck. Boy. Soulja Boy that is. Phoenix West is back in this third part of an ongoing series. He explains the genius behind the song lyrics Yahhh! by gifted deity rapper, Soulja Boy. If you have any songs you'd like Phoenix to explain, send an email to loiteringinwonderland@gmail.com and he will get to them. All of them. He promises.
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41: LIW Fargo Review - 1 - The Crocodile's Dilemma (101)
The show Fargo was awesome. It's currently 11.15.2016 and I've still only seen the first episode. Which means I clearly couldn't keep up with it. Too many shows to review. I didn't start another review show until LIW Westworld Review because Westworld is an amazing show. Fargo looks insanely interesting to me and I keep putting it off for some reason. Anyway, the review show this is from only lasted one episode. Enjoy!
29: Operation: Make Brent Cry
Brent wants to talk about his recent stand-up success but Phoenix wants to bring him back to reality by making him cry. For no good reason at all. Just because he's a horrible person. Phoenix gets so desperate that he plays video footage of sad animals.
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28: Phoenix 'Too Good For This' West
Brent is excited to talk about his recent stand-up success but he is no match for the majestic, shooting-star that is Phoenix. Phoenix doesn't quite understand how success works and wastes no time before degrading Brent. Phoenix just doesn't want to be there anymore.
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40: LIW NBA Review - 1 - Teams Phoenix West Loves And Hates
LIW NBA Review didn't make it as a show. It has long been deleted from the world's eyes. But, we decided to put it on the feed of the show that doesn't matter. This episode has the exact same title as the first and only episode of LIW Chicago Sports Review but they are in fact different recordings. I think. This show only lasted 3 episodes before the plugs were pulled and it was granted death. Original airdate was 10.1.2015. - Phoenix West (11.5.16)
39: LIW Chicago Sports Review - 1 - Teams Phoenix West Loves And Hates
We had 4 shows on the LIW line-up that just didn't last. LIW Chicago Sports Review was one of them. This episode is the only one to be made. You'll see why it didn't last. This episode originally aired 10.1.2015.
27: Sex And Love Advice 2
Phoenix and Brent are back to offer up more sex and love advice. Last time they took their genius to the Periscope app, but this time they break down the advice of someone else. Brent found a list of the 21 best sex positions and the two give their opinions on the list. Hint, anal is #21. Which means it's dead last. At the rear of the list... Anyway, prepare to change your pants after this episode because it gets sexy as fuck.
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26: Explain Song Lyrics 2 (Nicki Minaj's Stupid Hoe)
There are a lot of mediocre songs by mediocre artists. But every once in a while an artist is able to shape words and music into perfection to describe the way we all feel as a culture. Nicki Minaj has done this with her masterpiece, Stupid Hoe. Listen as we break down the lyrics of the song the best way we can: unbridled sarcasm. Enjoy!
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25: Phoenix Offers Reparations (Explain Song Lyrics 1)
In this episode, Phoenix apologizes to all the gay, black, pedophiles he must have confused back in 1993 while singing out loud while his walkman played Salt-N-Pepa songs. Mostly for Shoop. Apparently that term means sex. He was 9 and didn't know that at the time.
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